Wednesday, March 14, 2007

I Feel an (overdraft) Draft

No wonder Snowflake bundles up.

80 comments:

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

My First First!!!
ha

Rob Dawg said...

Ummm. do I have to meet your parents now?

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

NO, just the Alpha Dawg.
Oh, thats me, never mind.
te he

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

I think Keith is dead.

piedpiper said...

Latest wiki entry is the funniest thing I've seen all day...thanks for keeping him honest.

Rob Dawg said...

OMG! Who got that published? I've archived it but give it about 5 minutes of web time before being pulled.

Akubi said...

I'm lost. Where is Stephanie J? Given her Jack Russell terrorists, I thought she might appreciate this local human interest story http://sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/c/a/2007/03/14/BAGUGOKG8416.DTL

Benoit™ said...

I wonder if the fine folks at the prison commissary will allow Inmate #039552-1™ prison account to dip into the negative.

It's bad enough getting into debt in regualr society. If he finds himself in debt in prison, however, Casey will be paying 'overdraft fees' out his ass. Literally.

Benoit said...

I don't know who posted this on IAFF, but it made me laugh. Referring to Casey's threats of libel lawsuits --

You are absolutely right. You have been cruely libeled, and your reputation is in tattters. Casey Serin is probably
the kindest, bravest, warmest, most selfless human being
I have ever known.


ROFL :-)

Anonymous said...

From IAFF- Post #131:

“Brown-bagging” assures me that I know what I’m eating, and I spend very little money to make turds.


I know that is off topic and slightly rude but seriously, that is some eloquent shit (no pun intended).

MerMerde said...

After wasting so much time wreck watching his site, I don’t have the tolerance for sorting through the usual newbie comments to find the good ones, i.e. 131. (Plus I’m too busy.) Is there a best of archive somewhere?
Anonymous, please pick a name any name to follow a thread for a while. It is far too confusing otherwise. Looking back at the ExUrb archives I couldn’t remember which anon I was any longer.

Anonymous said...

Rob,

Man - I don't check in for 12 hours and the place just goes haywire! Well done - it's all good and sweet™

PMSPMS

Benoit™ said...

I just added a redirect page on Wikipedia for "Nigel Swaby", so when you search for him, you get Gaysey's page.

I was going to start a Swaby article with choice quotes (purported 'award-winning' blog with less than 50 readers, etc), but decided against it. If anyone else wants to start it, Nigel's birthday is August 9th, 1970. :-)

Akubi said...

Benoit,
Angry, tired and multi-tasking so missed the humor in your 7:38 reference. Agreed on the ROFL factor now.

Akubi said...

I figured he was about my age. What year were you born, Benoit?

Akubi said...

For whatever reason, it seems there's something a bit odd about folks born in 1970 - sometimes it's good and sometimes it's reelz f-in bad.

MerMerde said...

August is the cruelest month.

Benoit™ said...

@ Akubi

Born: 1979
Profession: Chemical Engineer
Location: New York City

Part-Time Second Job: Casey Serin "Hater" (it's rapidly becoming a very popular field to 'work' in... heh) :-)

Nicole said...

That is one sweet wiki entry!

Oh. gag.

At any rate, I especially like the part in the wiki about the blog entry asking people to help him edit the wiki entry.

And just because I can...

@Benoit, re: wiki on Nigel

Letsdoit!

:)

Akubi said...

Benoit,
Like Segfault, R-Boy and others, I have more faith in the Y's or whatever they're called these days. Generational generalizations are pointless (for the most part). I think what angers me the most about KC is that I compare him to my little cousin’s boyfriend who is KC’s age and (was) a student at Cal (Berkeley) until being sent to Iraq to die with everyone else at the end of The News Hour with Jim Lehr. Apparently, he felt some post-911 patriotism and the recruiters told him he’d never be deployed….And, unfortunately, he believed it.

Benoit™ said...

Akubi, I don't know whether "born in 1979" is considered the end of GenX or the start of GenY, but in either case -- I don't know anyone my age even remotely as financially irresponsible as Casey. If anyone is that way, they're certainly not shouting that fact out to the world like You-Know-Who.

As for Iraq, I can't even picture Casey in the military. He'd be extolling the virtues of juicing and Carnivorous Veganism™ to his fellow soldiers for a day or two before receiving a dishonorable discharge for insubordination ;-)

Benoit™ said...

Casey let my latest post through where I continue to press him about the multiple CashCall loans.

So far his only real response to this was that "people were messing with him", so I gave him more specific details this time around :-p

Anonymous said...

Did Casey pull the Nigel vs. Haters comments? What for? The meltdown was classic!

I was going to tell Nigel that if he wanted to be the bigger man he should have take it private and not turned Craven's joke into such a big deal. He was sounding so childish about it, especially in defending his relationship with his boss.

Nicole said...

So if Casey presumably consulted a lawyer at some point, wouldn't the lawyer have told him that ignorance of the law is not an excuse in the eyes of the courts for violation of the law?

Oh. Right. Silly me. I was thinking again.

Anonymous said...

Wiki now has him listed as "Casey Jesus Serin"

Stanley said...

This has got him pretty nervous....anyone notice how often he's moderating the comments? For him, it's a world record....three times in one day.

About the Wiki family photo...it's got his siblings in the shot. Is that necessary? Best the shit out of pencil dick; but they can't help it. Just an opinion.

Also, reading the comments of IAFF, he's ripped about CashCall and his murse...sorry, Man Bag. He's nervous and ready to react....can't wait to see what happens when this talented group turns it up a notch.

Back to lurking for First Honors

Anonymous said...

I think Wiki policy / admins will pul the family pic under copyright vio. I didn't post it and certainly don't condone it.

BTW - if you're editing his Wiki article you'll find a bunch of grief coming your way now from overzealous admins. My user page has been BANNED for goodness sakes!

AkubiA said...

Currently channeling Emma Goldman - wrote many essays about her in high school.

Rob Dawg said...

177. Robert Coté
March 14th, 2007 at 7:10 pm
…like its some HUGE deal

Federal mail fraud is a huge deal Mr. Serin. You don’t get the big picture. You’ve done more harm to this nation than any terrorist currently enjoying 72 virgins in heaven could dream of inflicting.
...
184. Meg
March 14th, 2007 at 7:58 pm
“Federal mail fraud is a huge deal Mr. Serin. You don’t get the big picture. You’ve done more harm to this nation than any terrorist currently enjoying 72 virgins in heaven could dream of inflicting.”

Wow, that’s even sillier than Casey’s post.
----

meg made me throw up in my mouth a little bit.

AkubiTsunami said...

Where the F is Steph J. and her grounding influence...Writing group…?

Benoit,
As far as insubordination, I had a problem with that at his age until I learned the corporate rules. KC has become the lightening rod for everything that pisses us off – and I like the hater community more than I hate KC. And I hate Halli-f-ing-bird-shit more than anything.
Love,
Akubi Weather UG

AkubiTsu said...

Steph is like the proper amount of duct tape on the tin foil hat.

Rob Dawg said...

Casey, some haterz™ were checking out CashCall as part of CashCall's policy of reporting lender/borrower violations. They take that very seriously. Apparently someone has at least applied over the internet using several names of your family members and your root email domain. You need to contact CashCall immediately to ensure your good name and credit are not impacted. Impaction is nothing to fool with. I'm sure CashCall is equally eager to hear from you and work with you on these matters. You owe the haterz™ a debt for discovering this discrepancy. If someone took out a loan in Gs name without her knowledge it could ruin your marriage or lead to jail. Can't have the former and if true in the latter case the criminal must pay. Do you need the CashCall number to protect your family?

AkubiTsu said...

Too busy and PO-ed about everything to follow up, but when exactly is the last foreclosure?
How about everyone showing up for the last one? I've got plenty of vacation time.

Anonymous said...

Casey's wikipedia entry is funny. Read the parts about hiring a hitman and being afraid of sunlight. Also, his middle name.

AkubiTsu said...

There are plenty of ethical debts to be paid. How about yours?
I’m not KC yet fear I look somewhat like him (sorry Steph). If I’m in it, I hate sunlight but like it from the shade. Good for plants and flowers if the bees don’t die.

CHJTS said...

UTTERLY UNFUCKINGBELIEVABLE


So I get home from working a 14 hour day and clicked over to IAFF and saw the shit that twinkle toes has spewed out of his pie hole...My blood pressure went t hrough the roof and I smashed my nice brand new computer monitor (20 inch LCD flat screen) that I bought about a month ago.

SO I took it back to circuit city and got a new one..I like their return policy.

SO here I am on here now and somewhat calmed down.

and then I read this shit from Nigel and my blood pressure goes back up.

This little prick needs to be stopped and arrested.


If I had a wife I would have to go beat her right now and blame it on casey.

If stephanie J was my wife she would problably kick my ass right now.

GOOOOOOSABA GOOOOSABA

Stephanie J. said...

What's going on? I've been busy moving some sites around while watching TV and drinking a Fat Tire.

I'm watching Lost, but I have missed the past ten or so eps, and I have no freakin' idea what the hell is going on. I hate that. There are some seriously beautiful men on that show tho.

The wiki article is a bit out of control I see. Filing his nails? ::shakes her head:: You guys are nuts. I'm going to look for the Nigel site now.

Oh, and Akubi -- that doggie article totally killed me. :(
Poor little guy!

Stephanie J. said...

If I *were* your wife, they'd have to scrape you from the walls..? It would be much, much worse than a mere ass-kicking if you tried (and I emphasize the world 'tried') to beat me up.

LOL

Nothing wrong with a little rough horseplay tho... but I've already got a playmate.

chjts said...

In a March 2007 blog entry, while posting statements supporting most of his critics' charges of fraud, Serin urged readers to edit this page to make him appear less criminally responsible for his real estate dealings.

Casey has appeared on Rich Dad TV with Robert Koolaidosaki and was referred to as "The greater fool" while Robert Kiyosaki and his cronies laughed at him. They then disposed of him after they deemed they milked him of any publicity they could get out of him. Additionaly, the trip and meet and greet with Kiyosaki was arranged by PRLinkBiz (www.nolimitladies.com), and allegedly Casey had a 3some with PRlinkBiz and Joy. Additionaly casey has hairy palms and is partially blind in his left eye from 12 hour masturbation sessions via internet indonesian midget porn since his wife Galina cut his off from the matrimonial bed since he cannot afford her lavish lifestyle.
Recently Casey has found a new money partner and went to Utah where he was the pivot man in a Nigel "Cotton" swaby and G (money man) sammich. It was reported that casey true to his nature, was selfish and refused to give Nigel a complimentary reach around. This has been reffered to as the Utah Missing Payment wrap sammich.





[edit] Properties Casey owned
Date Purchased Property Purchase Price Status End Price Comments
3-8-2002 Salmon Falls Dr, Sacramento



This is what I saw when I went to the wiki site...ROFL ROFL ROFL

Stephanie J. said...

LOL!!!

PMSPMS said...

If you're posting on wiki on the snowflake article try to mark your comments as "minor" edits - very poor wiki play but it might stop wikinazis stripping out your fun too quickly!

PMSPMS

Stephanie J. said...

Nigel just redirects to Serin. That sucks. I think his own page would be awesome.

Jimmy C said...

Stop being stupid with the Wiki, the facts when spelled out tell a plenty powerful story.

Interesting that microsoft's live.com search puts his wiki entry above his blog -- and by linking tothe wiki from his blog he just increased the google rank! Think we should all add links from personal webpages or blogs to the wiki page (and not his blog) so that we can get his blog behind the wiki truth on Google!

Cheers

Anonymous said...

Stephanie has Jack Russell Terrorists??????

True? Pictures? Are they as hyper as people say?

Inquiring minds want to know...

Talk Radio said...

Wow!

Listening to talk radio and this guy is talking about mortgage fraud and Casey's story.

The phones are lit up and the callers are PISSED!!

And this guy WANTS more publicity??

TK said...

What station? Can we listen online?

TK said...

Whoops time differential. Looks like I missed my chance.

R-Boy said...

which radio station?
which host?

R-Boy said...

which radio station?
which host?

sid_finster said...

If anything will will land Casey in the house of detention it is his shameless attention whoring.

If anything will get the DAs' asses into gear it will be a sustained public outcry. The RE market continues to tank and the public might just demand it.

TK said...

Well the government is condoning this behavior by trying to pass a bailout through the house. I say they let em all crash and burn! "No big deal" my ass. This blase attitude is the reason we're in this mess. Teach them all a lesson!

Nicole said...

Ok, mildly off-topic.

Okay a LOT off topic.

Nigel. I think he bugs me more than Casey, for whatever reason.

Like his entry last night http://slcrealestate.blogspot.com/2007/03/real-estate-investing-wholesale.html

I like how he submits other people's work on behalf of his own blog. At least he acknowledges it, but honestly. If you're going to participate in such a thing - write it yourself.

sid_finster said...

TK: look up the phrase "moral hazard".

segfault said...

I love the comparison to Hitler and Saddam on the Wikipedia Talk page. I'm going to comment on his site pointing it out to him.

Karada offered the following advice in the context of the Saddam Hussein article:
You won't even need to say he was evil. That is why the article on Hitler does not start with "Hitler was a bad man" — we don't need to, his deeds convict him a thousand times over...

Stephanie J. said...

@Anon 3:05AM
RE: JRT's... The answer is Yes, and yes, they are hyper and bratty; too smart for their own good, and they think they're a lot larger than they really are. Not good dogs to have if you have kids.

Pictures:
My older one that had to be put to sleep in August. Here he is killing the ocean at Long Beach, WA. That was in June or so. It was his last beach trip.

This is the female “Flower” (the big one) with the new puppy, Simon, who we got in September.

This is Simon, at seven weeks, his first day at home; resting up before getting up on his two-inch legs, and tottering around the house, chewing anything he can get his tiny teeth on.

This is what I want for my next birthday. UPS delivery will be fine. No ribbons or wrapping required. Thanks!

Stanley said...

Stephanie, great pics.....

LB, WA in June makes me cold just thinking about it.

Stephanie J. said...

@Stanley
We always go in 'off-season' times. The beach is empty, you can Jeep around on it, and the lodging is cheap. Nothing like fresh oysters from the peninsula.

Rob Dawg said...

Off-season is always the best time to go somewhere. Provincetown in October, Yosemite same. what are the best 'off-seasons' for the wonderful PacNorWest that I wish to visit? No, I'm not stalking, just vacationing.

Rob Dawg said...

p.s. steph j. great avatar.

Stanley said...

One of my favorites is Victoria, BC. It's great any time of the year....

Until they caught that idiot with a trunk full of explosives on the ferry, customs was nothing more than a tap on the brakes. Now, it's passport, background check, and 20 questions. All in all, still worth the trip.

Legion said...

I'm telling ya, no matter where in the US I am, coming to Rob Dawg's place and seeing all the familiar faces...well, it's like coming home again..sniff, damn dust...

A Real Conservative (Nigel is not) said...

Nicole,

Agreed. I know he's the guy coming here telling us how unoriginal this place is! I find it more ironic coming from him since his blog is nothing more than regurgitation of questionable data mixed with his skewed point of view.

He's a disgrace if you ask me.

Legion said...

by the waqy CHJTS @10:41 pm, that was hilarious, I sometimes feel the same way when I read the whining crap those two spew forth from their mouths. They might as well call their pieholes assholes because the only thing coming out of em is pure shit.

Nigel Swap Meat said...
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Stephanie J. said...

Thanks Rob (re: avatar--it hides the other elephant-man side of my face.

Sooo............... P-Town, huh?

Off season places: Hm...

Lake Quinault Lodge (Sept-April) (if you don't mind hiking in the rain)--old lodge, over-expensive food, rooms small and a bit grubby and old, but very.... cozy. It's nice and quiet, anyway (except for the old radiators that ping and clang).

Long-beach peninsula (there are some killer B&B's there; check out Oysterville), seaside and Astoria.

Olypic peninsula, Route 101, on the east side--between Skokomish and Port Townsend... GORGEOUS... then take the Ferry and explore Seattle. Avoid west coastal cities on peninsuala.. SCARY. Aberdeen... Kurt Cobaine's hometown, total shite-hole.

Hood River is amazing all year 'round. If you've got munchkins, they have this historical train-ride that takes you up to an orchard town and back as a little day-trip. Real fun. They have a christmas train with a little dining car, you can be caroled to, and then buy a tree up at parkdale and bring it down again on the train. We loved that. Great group activity. Nice restaurants, quality food, good lodging, and really accessible to just about everywhere. A 40 minute drive, and you can see the Timberline lodge, go to various ski-areas. PLUS, if you go in the autumn, it's orchard-a-palooza out there. Pears, pears, pears.

These are places we frequent, we don't do many touristy things, just because of my people-aversion in general. Just get in your car and explore. Just stay away from the coastal range in the snowy months. :(

T said...

Legion said...
I'm telling ya, no matter where in the US I am, coming to Rob Dawg's place and seeing all the familiar faces...well, it's like coming home again..sniff, damn dust...


Aww! <3

(Now go blow your nose and man the fuck up, you big sissy. People are watching, ffs.)

lawnmower man said...

I'll call the other side and ask: please don't fuck around with Wikipedia.

The unbiased, and verifiable, truth on Casey is plenty damning enough; there's no need to vandalize the article with namecalling.

As for Nigel: he's not notorious enough to merit a Wikipedia entry, and I'd expect any attempt to create one to be rapidly voted for deletion.

Eth Real said...

Seems the wikifiction has gone... I tend to agree that the real stuff is damning enough that fiction is only fun to the degree it pulls his chain.

Question - anyone have the info and the skill to add a coloumn in the wiki entry table called "illegal cash out at closing"?

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

'award-winning' Blog. Greg Swan of The Bloodhound Blog gave Nigel the "AwArD.
He is at war with HP.

Akubi said...

Steph J.,
Busy day from hell, but your Jack Russel Terrorists are adorable.

Akubi said...

BTW, Steph what's a Fat Tire?

A guy you all know said...

Akubi,

A great beer found and brewed in Arizona and parts of California.

One of the best I've had!

Rob Dawg said...

Fat Tire is a very good beer. I wouldn't call it great. Rich, warm flavor. Tiny bubbles, decent head. Good color and nose. Still, tastes a little undercooked and yeasty for my palate. I'd be proud to put it in the ice chest at a barbeque which is an honor in our neck o'the woods. There, something new you didn't know about me. Officious beer snob.

JimBobJoeBobJim said...

Looks like a Farker has posted over at IAFF. Funny stuff:

#
97. Dread Pirate
March 14th, 2007 at 9:52 am

I work for the attorney general of the United States.

So I am really getting a kick out of most of these replies.

Some of you guys are very good at making it sound like you know what you are talking about.

But trust me…. You don’t.

I think you just want to make yourself sound smart, when in reality you dont know what you are talking about.

This is how bad info gets passed around.

If you dont know about the topic….Dont make yourself sound like you do.

Cuz some wikipediers belive anything they hear.

You should totally sue them Casey. You’d win.

Stephanie J. said...

^--- grew up in Belgium. Not a beer snob, but a beer lover.

Anonymous said...

Dread Pirate sounds an awful lot like a certain "award winning licensed broker blog owner" we all know.

Casey Fannnnn said...

re:
>>Dread Pirate sounds an awful lot like a certain "award winning licensed broker blog owner" we all know.<<

He knows a federal agent who is also a rocket scientist and he is also the president too and he is made entirely out of metal and he drives the Batmobile, only it flies when he drives it. The federal agent says Casey is an innocent boy with a luscious bottom and you know nothing, nothing.

Anonymous said...

Sorry. But I have to set the record straight on the Fat Tire. Its brewed right here in Colorado. New Belgium is out of Fort Collins.

Long time IAFF/EN reader, first time poster.

Anonymous said...

OH. And if you like their Fat Tire, try their Abbey. I prefer it over Fat Tire. They have a bunch of seasonal beers that are pretty good too.

One more thing. Fuck Casey!

CASEY'S WIFE said...

casey, unlock this door
casey, come out of there!

who is this WIKI person you keep babling about???!?!??!

http://wikileaks.org/index

http://galinaserin.blogspot.com/