Saturday, March 10, 2007

Da Clown Is In Da Crib! All Hail Da Clown!


As if you could miss it. Homey da Clown paid us a visit and left a few tasty but very small moresels for us to chew upon. Here it is in all it's Eubonic glory:


Homey DA Clown has left a new comment on your post "Casey Wars: Episode I":

YO YO YO ITS HOMEY TIME!

Wassup Rob Dawg!

Homey been ways too buzy da pass 2 weeks- dunn bin tyed up in cawt- uh DUI mansluaghter kase.

I see dat Casey kat found himself uh new partner- sucka- ta share uh jail cell wiff. Mo bout dat in a minute.


I see dat ya ain't jivin' bout Chris any mo', WHY'S THAT?

Hey Casey kat-how wuz yo' trip ta Utah wiff Gary? (OOPS!). Ya knowz, that hard money guy? I guess peeps ain't supposed ta know his name, address, phone number, or location of his properties...muh ma fuckin bad.

Now dat ya gots 3 foreclosures an' looking at uh 4th, what iz yo' plan when they arrest you? You know dat Galina has one. FO SHO.

How be yo' taxes coming? How come ya aren;t jivin' about dis here? I know why. Because ya iz fucked.

You gots some BIG balls ta jet on TV an' say dat dere iz nahh criminal charges on you- ya gots nahh clue snowflake. They don' let da criminal know until dey arrest ya. Call da Sacramento DA'soffice ta find out.

Casey Kat, I dunn told ya dat I be not going ta be doin' yo' werk any mo' fo' ya. I be not going ta be tipping ya off anymo' so ya can try an' cover yo' ass. Trust me punk, I be on yo' ass, just not in da open. Tell yo buddy Nigel he needs ta be very careful about his actions- sheeit like accessory befo an' afta da fact.

You an yo criminal buddies keep comin here an' runnin yo mouth bout how I gots nuthin on ya. Yeah FO SHO, I gots NUTHIN. You be 100% right on dat snowflake.


Rob Dawg, I aint gonna be postin as much on Casey kat. You being uh smart guy an such kin knowz da 411 on dat.


Love,

Homey

PS. Jus' like Orenthawl James.

----
We'uns luv you too Homey. Jus' in dat brutha to brutha way not that freaky Dandelion to Swaby kinda way.

53 comments:

Jade said...

I just hope Homey will let us know when snowflake's been arrested.

ratlab said...

I miss Homey's frequent visits, but I do enjoy it when he stops by.

Give me 2 hours notice and I'll be taking pictures when it all finally goes down. ;)

Jade said...

Ackk who is Gary?

Homey is full of shit!!!!!! said...

ACCESSORY AFTER THE FACT - Whoever, knowing that an offense has been committed, receives, relieves, comforts or assists the offender in order to hinder or prevent his apprehension, trial or punishment, is an accessory after the fact; one who knowing a felony to have been committed by another, receives, relieves, comforts, or assists the felon in order to hinder the felon's apprehension, trial, or punishment. U.S.C. 18

Homey the clown is full of shit. I can't imagine someone who went to a federal agent with Casey's story could be convicted of accessory after the fact, especially when nobody has been charged.

Homey also has the wrong "G" too.

Homey has nothing but his google toy.

Rob Dawg said...

Jade, shame on you for denying so many the chance to be first!

When the perp walk comes you gotta think every court reporter from NM to SF is gonna get an alert.

You know who I don't want to be? The Court Secretary. When his case(y) gets assigned there are going to be tens of thousands of amicus briefs filed from every corner of the planet.

Maybe some anonymous legal type could post the proper form for such a filing? We can all have ours ready to go. I've testified in the past as a forensic data expert. Maybe I can make a few bucks and get paid to attend the trial? Ohhh sweeet.

Jade said...

@ Homey is full of shit!

Then who is the right G?

Anonymous said...

Then who is the right G?

Gark the caveman

Yorkshire Pudding said...

@ 10:21
Mornin' Nigel! Don't forget to take your daily wheatgrass shot.

Sprezzatura said...

I really, really hope Homey is "fo shizz" and not just full of jive.

Anonymous said...

He's full of shizz, not fo shizz...

Nicole said...

Oh! Nigel has his weekly RE Q&A up! The answers: underwhelming.

Top of the question list: Will Countrywide sue me for foreclosure?

Followed by a really good non-answer: yes. No. Maybe. Maybe not. You'll know when it happens. Or not.

Second up: House on a busy street property value. Nigel, have some wheatgrass. That is a BASIC suppy and demand analysis. Go beyond the box.

Guy purports to be a successful RE investor and comes up with "answers" that any parasite with two brain cells to rub together can come up with? Please.

And I think I just hijacked the blog :)

Benoit said...

Homey the Clown has his own Wikipedia page -- at least Homey's "In Living Color" mentor from 20 years ago does:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Homey_the_Clown

:-)

Nigel is full of shit!!!!!!! said...

Looks like Nigel is scared and picked up a law book.

Douchebag.

Anonymous said...

Looks like Nigel is scared and picked up a law book.

He doesn't strike me as one to be scared of a bunch of Interweb pussies.

T said...

Casey reminds me of this guy I work with. He's a total skeevy scam artist who tries to pass himself off as a nice Christian guy. The "church" he goes to is commonly referred to as a cult, he's on the board of directors over there, he uses the "church" as a means to get discount tickets to various events, etc., he doesn't read the Bible, he's always doing some public access tv scam thing and most recently he had an "associate" do some life insurance scam so he could pay off his credit cards and lease a new vehicle. It's also common knowledge that he purchased his "degree" from some weird online site.

People like that never change. Especially after they do prison time. In fact, most just develop more sinister plans when in prison and come out and keep doing what they're doing because they never change and with a felony record, the chances are slim they'll find a job to support them in the manner in which they feel they deserve.

Although it's a stretch to even imagine Casey looking for a job.

T said...

Anonymous said...

He doesn't strike me as one to be scared of a bunch of Interweb pussies.


Is that what he tells you when he's pounding you in the ass at night?

Casey Fannnnn said...

Has Casey remembered to steal these pics?:

CASEY GOON

CASEY DOOFUS

CASEY DORK

CASEY'S MOM

THAT GAL, GALINA

GALLERY OF TERROR

T said...

Casey Fannnnn, you really need to take his little sister out of the "gallery of terror" pic. She's just a kid... a minor at that. She's innocent. Do the right thing. Take her face out of that, please.

Rob Dawg said...

Persuant to the terms of.. err... my ummm... "early release" underage pictures of people with nothing worse than poor choice of siblings are actively discouraged.

king friday the 13th said...

as to whether this is authentic homey, only bob dawg knowz fo sho.

I feel like Casey's ass after he meets Bubba -- torn. One part of me wants to hear the Homey goodness. The other doesn't want Homey to give too much away.

The cryptic comments about Galina interest me the most -- they indicate the babushka succubus is covering her (rapidly expanding) ass...

Casey Fannnnn said...

>>She's just a kid... a minor at that. She's innocent<<

Apologies. I have paid insufficient attention to the specifics of KC's family images. That one has been around for a while. However, it's just a head shot with no indecent additions. If it's a problem, Rob K-9 will have to delete that link. I can't edit the post. The picture is hosted on Image Shack with no registered account, which is a one-way trip. Once it's there, it's for always until the little bandwidth frog appears.

T said...

Casey Fannnnn said...

Apologies.


Thank you. <3

I just think that it's not her fault she was born into this scamming family. We're assholes, for sure, but imo we should definitely abide by some basic codes of decency.

Sprezzatura said...

Werd. Leave the kid alone.

T said...

Homey said...
PS. Jus' like Orenthawl James.



That's kinda disheartening cause OJ's a free man.

Da 411 said...

Rob Dawg,
I like the current state of the Site Meter.

Rob Dawg said...

Sitemeter has a problem with s25. They promise a solution "real soon." They probably use Microsoft software.

Casey Fannnnn said...

...and with this, I sign off the interwebs for Saturday:

FIRST PICTURE OF THE BIG DAY

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

IAFF is up.

king friday the 13th said...

hmm, could one of you photoshop gurus make a picture of nigel as a pirate.

cause with a name like swaby.... arrr may-tey!

Stephanie J. said...

Yeah, a butt pirate.

Rob Dawg said...

http://exurbannation.blogspot.com/2007/02/crimson-permanent-assurance.html

Honestly, all I could think of was my old rugby drinking song "Friggin' in the Riggin'."

Nigel Smarmy said...

@king friday the 13th said...


Yea, I was really surprised Niggey was white, I was thinking nigerian

Anonymous said...

@ T racy

You have so much class!



Is that what he tells you when he's pounding you in the ass at night?

king friday the 13th said...

arrr Bob Dawg, tis be a fine ship.

But, me thinks me found a picture of Nigel's pet (hint: tis not a parrot...)

http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v50/PinkisFlammable/killer.bmp&imgrefurl=http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm%3Ffuseaction%3Duser.viewprofile%26friendid%3D141053&h=295&w=245&sz=213&hl=en&start=4&tbnid=bDYTzEyx9jbGfM:&tbnh=115&tbnw=96&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dass%2Bpirate%26gbv%3D2%26svnum%3D100%26hl%3Den%26safe%3Doff%26sa%3DG

R-Boy said...

Nigel doesn't approve any of my comments, because, being an actual economist, I can easily expose his ignorance.

Secondly, since Homey is busy, i'm going to make calls on Monday, and report them here. Rob, be checking your email around Monday at 3PM EST

Anonymous said...

HEY SID YOU RACIST!

Dis be fo you


Hey Sid

WHAT EFFING COLOR ARE YOU?

You just do not get it do you? I think it's on purpose. If Casey the lying thieving credit bandit was anything but white, anyone and I do mean anyone who dared to criticize the criminal nature of his behavior would immediately be branded, OH MY GOD as a RACIST!

So take your indignation and shove it up your ass!

T said...

Anonymous said...

@ T racy

You have so much class!


I know, huh? :)

Akubi said...

Nigel, can you please find another sandbox to play in.

T said...

Nigel's just upset cause I won't fuck him. He so wants me. It's totally obvious. I'm saving myself for MigDreamy, tho. So Nigel's shit outta luck.

Anonymous said...

Really?

we both know, you don't

In the mean time, I really do hope casey gets sentenced to paying back all the money he STOLE from his lenders.

To the rest of you gay bashing rape butt pirates, you really do SUCK. Funny I have never known one person who said gee, I sure hope John/Jane grows up to be a queer! All I ever heard was , I'm glad it's not my kid.

well you all have a certain amount of hyprocracy that is really astounding, but I do not give a rat's ass.

have a nice day!

Nigel Smarmy said...

racy

you have no class

Anonymous said...

racy probably weighs 800 lbs

Akubi said...

T,
At some times, the ExUrb "Astute Comments" description seem more ironic than others. Obviously someone’s feathers were ruffled by this thread.

T said...

Anonymous said...

Really?


Really.

T said...

Anonymous said...

racy probably weighs 800 lbs


Who the hell is racy?

T said...

Akubi said...

T,
Obviously someone’s feathers were ruffled by this thread.


I heard that. It's aight, tho. I guess I'd be hateful too if I were a 40 year old virgin.

Anonymous said...

UH..Nigel won't fuck you?

Best judgement he EVER had!


Oh well it has taste along with Miguel mcdreamy along with T racy mcfatass! Oh and queer basher, but oh my god never a racist, only white people commit crimes, that is why 30
percent of the prison population are shispanics.

Have a nice day Racy!

T said...

LOL - you make absolutely no sense, dumbass.

Akubi said...

T, Agreed. Seems a little early for all of this nonesense.

T said...

Well, I gotta admit it's an amusing way to spend a Saturday afternoon and it's helping to pass the time in between research I'm doing for a project I'm working on.

Operation Return to Sender said...

Dear ORS,
Please take Nigel too.

Operation Return to Sender said...

Thanks to the Bush admin and the Patriot Act, everyone (including myself) seems to be particularly confused about what is legal and what isn’t these days. While I have bleeding heart leanings, I have no sympathy whatsoever for illegal aliens who make no effort whatsoever to become citizens, speak English. Yes, I realize there is so much bureaucracy and red tape it is not easy to become a citizen these days, but at least try. If you don’t try, well you may as well be Casey Serin. His parents must have done the paperwork for him, BTW.

Nigel is a silly, silly man-child said...

Nigel really does suck. He thinks he knows everything and he is wrong.

I OWN Nigel and have quite the dossier going on him for the Utah authorities.

Good luck Nigel ol' boy. Enjoy jail with Casey.