Saturday, March 03, 2007

What more can he do

Done? Don't believe it for a minute. He can still bleed on us.

I'm getting damn tired of the lies. Partners? NFW. He may not make it to April 17th.


Miguel said...

All right - we'll call it a draw. And it's all good!


walt526 said...

I just farted in his general direction.


Stephanie J. said...

It's just a flesh-wound

GameOver said...

Steph you took the words right out of my mouth!

Snowflake, bring me a shrubbery!

Ogg the Caveman said...

Come back! I'll bite your legs off!

GameOver said...

Would someone please bring out the Holy Hand Grenade?

walt526 said...

Hail Casey! Leader of the Knights that Say "ME"


Miguel said...

Do you think his mother was a hamster and his father smelt of elderberries?

It might explain a fair bit.

Nadia Belemi said...

He's a witch! He turned me into a newt!

I got better.

Stephanie J. said...

He is a knight that says.... NI!

God, what a bunch of total nerds we are.

JimBobJoeBobJim said...

"They call me... Tim?"

Benoit said...

The "Dead Casey" Sketch, circa January 2008, after meeting his 'uncles':

Uncle Serin: 'e's not pinin'! 'e's passed on! Our "nephew" is no more! He has ceased to be! 'e's expired and gone to meet 'is maker!

'E's a stiff! Bereft of life, 'e rests in peace! If we hadn't sunken 'im to the bottom of the Pacific, 'e'd be pushing up the daisies! 'Is metabolic processes are now 'istory! 'E's off the twig!
'E's kicked the bucket, 'e's shuffled off 'is mortal coil, run down the curtain and joined the bleedin' choir invisibile!!


BadjerJim said...

And now for something completely different:

(cut to)...

The Fish Slapping Dance, featuring CashCall and Casey!

Vague Guru said...

I can just picture Nigel following a few steps behind KC, banging the coconuts together to make the horse trotting sounds as KC heads to another educational foreclosure.

Rob Dawg said...

Casey as Dinsdale Phirana and Sputnik as Spiny Norman. [they have their own wiki!]

Arwen said...

Listen, lad. I built this kingdom up from nothing. When I started here, all there was was swamp. Other kings said I was daft to build a castle on a swamp, but I built it all the same, just to show 'em. It sank into the swamp. So, I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So, I built a third one. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp, but the fourth one... stayed up! And that's what you're gonna get, lad: the strongest castle in these islands.

CASEY: But I don't want any of that. I'd rather--

ROB DAWG: Rather what?!

CASEY: I'd rather...
...just... make sweet deals!

ROB DAWG: Stop that! Stop that! You're not going into a song while I'm here. Now listen, lad. In twenty minutes, you're going to go to work for a man who owns the biggest tracts of open land in Sacramento.

B -- but I don't want a job.

ROB DAWG: Listen, Alice,--

CASEY: Casey.

ROB DAWG: Casey. We live in a bloody swamp. We need all the work we can get.

CASEY : But -- but I don't like work.

ROB DAWG: Don't like work?! What's wrong with it?! It's beautiful. It'll make you rich. It'll get you huge... tracts o' land!

CASEY: I know, but I want the -- the deals that I make to have...
...a certain,... special... something!

Rob Dawg said...

I'm a property flipper and I'm okay.
I blog all night and I sleep all day...

[Oh, this one is too easy.]

Benoit said...

We are the knights who say... "FLIP", "FLIP", "FLIP"... :-)

Anonymous said...

And now for the unveiling of Casey's latest sweet deal;

Casey Serin
Nigel Swaby
Brian S Nick

are the NEW

K.C. and the Sunshine Band
"Shake your Lenders(off your tail)"
"Jamba Juice shoes"
"Keep it(Sweet Deals) Coming Love."

ratlab said...

Oh, it's just a harmless little LIAR LOAN, isn't it?

Anonymous said...

if I was more clever I could write lyrics but maybe someone can.

Anonymous said...

How old (or stoned) do you have to be for this to make sense? lol

GameOver said...


Mrs. GameOver thought I was laughing at her for something...nope, just busting a gut over all you wonderful haters!

It really is too bad CS never had a party, we'd all have a blast together!

007 said...

I don't want to hijack a good Monty Python KC & The Sunshine Band thread, but while preparing taxes with the wife for the CPA a thought struck me. How in the hell could any woman put up with the sh*t Casey has done over the past year? Seriously, unless you were dumber than a bag of hammers or a scammer of equal or greater magnitude, you'd be freakin' out.

Casey has killed G's credit, derailed her education, made any opportunity for a job in the financial industry nil. He has sponged off her sister, lied or half-truthed about numerous financial dealings, has her driving around in car that could blow any second, made her either a laughingstock or sinister figure (depending on your point of view), and essentially destroyed any chances for financial well being until her mid 30's or beyond. Not to mention the fact of mangling any possibility of having children because of the onerous financial burden and being forced to live an underground lifestyle.

It just struck me, because I was thinking about my wife and how she gave up a lucrative job to be a mother and raise a family. And how she placed a great deal of faith in me to make sound decisions and provide for the family. In so many ways she is the better half of this relationship, because of all the positives she brings to the table.

And I think what a ratf*ck selfish immature a$$monkey you'd have to be to do that to a woman you supposedly love. Damn, sooner or later you'd have to look in the mirror and cowboy up, wouldn't you?

Sprezzatura said...

And I think what a ratf*ck selfish immature a$$monkey you'd have to be to do that to a woman you supposedly love. Damn, sooner or later you'd have to look in the mirror and cowboy up, wouldn't you?

One would think so, 007, but apparently not in CaseyLand.

segfault said...

I've had this idea for a while. Here's final taboo:

Casey and Galina could have a child for the express purpose of having someone with good credit to use on loan applications. The kid wouldn't complain until they turned 18, although, the feds would probably figure it out by then.

Stephanie J. said...

Lol Seg.

ratlab said...

"How in the hell could any woman put up with the sh*t Casey has done over the past year?"

Honestly, I seen lots of women in their 20's put up with a lot of shit and STILL have stars in their eyes. Then they hit their late 20's and start wising up.

007 said...


Yeah, I know what you mean. I've seen that too. But this is like getting hit on the side of the head with a bag full of oranges and going a$$ over tea kettle down the side of the hill.

However, she could also be just as despicable as Casey, can't ever rule that one out.


don't underestimate Galina~
anyone ever see "Usual Suspects" with Kevin Spacey?
I mean why can't she be completely behind this whole thing? maybe thats the reason for the entire blog, the reason her family is STILL taking care of Casey~ maybe casey is only a "disposable player" in the entire operation.

Ogg the Caveman said...



Go out and rent a copy of Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail.


Nicole said...

But ducks float.

Far too much Okanagan Valley wine to do much more :)

Nicole said...


And this is why you menfolk should only go for women over the age of 27. :)

Nicole said...

I shall taunt you a second time!

Err...third time!


Nicole said...


Which reminds me, you should watch the extended version which includes a clip from the Japanese-to-English version.

They ask for a bonsai :) Its Japanese with English subtitles

So that would be a fourth. Like I said, far too much wine.

Anonymous said...

Galina may not have a choice. It's hard to say, as anything we know is from Turnip Head, but while she COULD be the mastermind, I dout it as he throws her under the bus online at least once a week.

No, they're both children, "playing" marriage. If they are even half-truthfully Christians, then they can have relatively guilt-free sex.

The way I see it, she may be stuck. She - according to him, so grain of salt here - had overbearing parents who were probably against the marriage. I forget the details (that he idiotically put online) but he basically claimed he "saved"her from her parents. So she's dependant on him for everything - hosuing, food, clothing, transportation, emotional support, entertainment, faith...and he's an utter failure at it all.

She's a kid. Making the decision to dump him, meaning she has to kick him out into the cold, broke, no future, and she's also denied any type of support when she rebuilds her life. Alimony? Don't make me laugh, Snowflake can barely understand he actually owes banks money. Half of his stuff would cost more to pawn or Ebay, they have no marital assets.

So...perhaps in her scheming little mind...she's waiting to see if he CAN make a big score...and then promptly declare divorce and walk away with half to start her life over.

I've seen worse, much worse, from the fair sex. I'd be disapointed in her if she did'nt think that way. At least until he makes some cash, she's got a virtual serf at her bidding, and can manipulate him over her credit and the mistakes until he's of no use to her.

G could walk away...except for those loans in her name, and utilities, and credit cards...even if it was using her name, she's on the line.

Tough thing for a young girl to face, but somehow I think she'll be just fine.

GameOver said...

@ Nicole, I'll check it out!

Peasant #1) I'm not dead YET! Feeling much better as a matter of fact

Peasant #2) [to the collector] Oh come on, do me a favor here...

Collector) [whacks peasant #1 over the head with a club.]

In CaseyLand thii now reads,

Casey) I'm not done flipping yet! Got a sweet deal coming real soon!

Haters) Oh for the love of God, would you please help us out...

Ogg the Caveman) [Bashes our FFF over the head with a club]

Sprezzatura said...

Two thumbs up for Monty Python fandom.

Anybody ever play the King Arthur drinking game back when they were younger and stupider?

GameOver said...

@ Sprezz

No, how?