Monday, March 19, 2007

Road Trip

National Lampoon's "Animal House" said it all. Dandy-loin went snowboarding because there was nothing left to loose. He took his own pics because Babuhska didn't come. All the bridges are burned.

20 comments:

Tony Soprano said...

First again Loosers!

aaron said...

second. almost got it.

ZEWG.COM said...

THIRD!!!

Benoit™ said...

I just took the liberty of overwriting Casey's picture on Wikipedia with one of his more unflattering poses. You can thank me later ;-)

ratlab said...

Ok, some observations...

Ticket was written at 5:21 PM Sunday afternoon. A little late for snowboarding unless you're going for some night session. Of course, there's the question as to why he was taking his own pictures.

He was pulled over near the Bell Road exit, which I'm thinking is still in Placer County. I googled for information on traffic schools and speed limit restrictions. Nothing specific for Placer County but it does appear that the limit is 30 mph over on freeways. So he would qualify. Of course, if he just panned further down on the ticket, it would have shown the check box of whether or not he qualified for traffic school.

Portlandia said...

So I was in Portland's Pearl District yesterday and came upon this new development. Apparently, Casey finally got a Sweet Deal to work for him:

The Casey

It's such a hilarious coincidence.

Anonymous said...

Is that where they tore down the old brewery bldg?

Tony Soprano said...

I used to live in downtown PDX and remember the aroma of Henry's when they hopped the wort. Man, that was the smell of joy:) I so do not miss hangovers from Kells but I did pull loads of quality T&A from Zefiro, Saucebox, and Bar 71. Ah, the memories.

BadjerJim said...

@ ratlab

Right you are... good catch. Photoshop zoom shows 5:21PM.

Plus: the angle of the shadows shows he was going WESTBOUND at the time of the citation. Which is kinda the opposite direction for "On the way to Lake Tahoe for some snowboarding."

Again: he's deliberately blurred out the two boxes on the ticket. The first box is the Vehicle License Number.

The second one sure looks like it says "Evidence of Personal Liability Insurance."

Anybody know what this second box is, for sure? I can't find it on the Internet. But KC surely blurred it out for some reason.

Clotpoll said...

So Turdburglar has no auto insurance? Why would anyone here be surprised?

At least he's been consistent since high school. Consistently moronic.

Scott said...

Anyone care to wager on whether Casey files a tax return this year?

I'm going to wager that he doesn't file. His M.O. is to procrastinate and stick his head in the sand. His 2006 taxes are probably a bit tricky (and will be moreso for 2007). Casey's business acumen is less than stellar, and he has neither the foresight nor income to pay for a professional's services. Consequently, I'd bet dollars to donuts that he ends up not filing for 2006. No extension, just not filing.

Clotpoll said...

Endgame near. Time for Shitferbrains to go off the grid.

Anonymous said...

Hey everyone - How much do you want to bet Casey will go to court and plead "poverty" to get out of paying for the ticket????

Someone should find out the court date and make sure the judge gets info from the blog on Casey's desire to have a "normal" life filled with treats from Jamba Juice, Starbucks, etc., so he can't get out of not paying the ticket.

ratlab said...

@badjer

I was actually confused by the ticket picture a bit. The "Location of Violation" shows Westbound I-80 west of Bell Road. And that is not the direction of Tahoe. I also couldn't figure out why the Peppermill sign is there. Those signs are usually on the way to Tahoe/Reno, not from.

Could he have received the ticket on the way home from Tahoe, turned around to take the picture, then turned back around to go home?

ratlab said...

Oh yeah, the "Evidence of Financial Responsibility" field is usually filled to show the insurance company and policy number.

Photo link pleeze said...

Would you please post the link to the KC pic you're all discussing?
Thanx!

Aspeth said...

@Scott...re: the tax issue, I keep thinking that if the Serin's and Suprun's kept food on these little bastards' table (thus preventing Darwinism to run its natural course) that they might both qualify as DEPENDANTS for last year.

Wouldn't that throw a wrench in Casey's no-doubt half-baked Apr 15 plan?

Where is KC tic pic??? said...

*Rob -- please post the tic pic link.

KC EASTBOUND said...

@BadgerJim -- "Plus: the angle of the shadows shows he was going WESTBOUND at the time of the citation. Which is kinda the opposite direction for "On the way to Lake Tahoe for some snowboarding."

No sir -- the shadow angle shows the view is looking EASTBOUND. I-80 EAST is heading northwest in this area. Stange, Casey pulled over in the fast lane instead of off the slow lane. The CHP must have loved that!!

KC Eastbound said...

Oops, I meant to say I-80 EASTBOUND is heading NORTHEAST in this area, so the shadows falling to the right indicate west is to the rear left.