Answer: If even a full fraction of Casey Serin's nefarious schemes and actions were divulged to all EN's in their full ugliness, not only would everyone want to head to Sacto and give him a small part of what's coming to him their outrage would be so great that before doing so the mob would turn on any bystander so callous and unfeeling that they decline to join in.
Clear enough? Haven't people been noticing this blogs increasingly strident editorializing?
103 comments:
First, Murst and MOIST!~!
First & Murst!
Piss.
wurst
For me, this story went from amusing to "let's get the pitchforks and torches" with the Cashcall email to his wife. I don't think I can take much more without veins in my forehead exploding. Kudos to Duane, et al, for somehow being able to function.
Then why the hell hasn't his own family kicked his ass from here to Oz already?
Actually, I might be more pissed at anyone close to hime who did witness the mayhem and destruction only to stand there with their thumbs up their butts going dee-dee-dee.
maybe you could tell us just a little?
Thanks for the answer Dawg the stridency of the editorials went a little over me I'll confess. However what I trying to do was get you to throw a little bone like the others on the last thread without being specific of course. Enjoy your weekend.
So why don't you tell us the full extent?
Who's protecting who?
Hot in Sacramento?
I wonder how hot it is going to be in Sacramento today, and if there is wireless connectivity under bridges or at the homeless shelters.
Snowflake may be melting a bit.
Forecast high for today in Sactown is 102. I hope Snowflake can find a Starbucks so he can enjoy an iced coffee.
Duane -
CNN is calling you a short sale expert!!! Is that true?
Mr. STEVE:
The weather in Sacramento is currently 76 degrees Fahrenheit, with a high of 102.
However, Mr. SERIN may find the "heat index" rather unpalatable.
I remain,
M. SINGH
Bubba,
I'm gonna say they're protecting the family members who divulged said information and protecting their family names. If this mess really is worse, then his family stands to lose more than they already have.
How would you like it if your complete knucklehead brother ruined your name, creating a guilt by association tag which followed you around your community despite your best efforts to be an upstanding citizen and stay on the straight and narrow?
Hey! M. SINGH is back!
Bubba,
We are playing poker with a genuine conman here. One has to keep some cards hidden until such time that they will take him down for good. Giving out too much info will only help Casey and for what? So we can all know every juicy detail???
I want Casey in a jail cell OR I want him to be damaged goods to any business person who would entertain the idea that he can "help" them.
I don't want him harmed physically, I don't want him to do anything drastic to himself. What I want is justice for fraud.
Duane, I am SHOCKED that your figures differ from the NAR. I mean really, you're such a PESSIMIST.
Har Har...
Was he stealing his family's identity? Is he engaging in identity theft?
Why did his Mommy co-sign for him? She should know what he's like by now.
Did he forget to make arrangements for Wednesday morning trash duties while he was on vacation?
Well, I want Casey in Jail too.
I just think that Casey isn't the only one who belongs in Jail.
You'll all disagree with me, but you know who I'm talking about. A criminal is a criminal... and a doe eyed look, a few tears, and a few "I don't know so much" lines in heavily accented broken English doesnt change a thing.
Arrest that clan, jail them, then deport them.
Towards Old but also everyone else, from previous thread.
Speculating in real estate is serious business. Property Ladder is my current favorite show because about 85% of the flippers have "real life success". Meaning, they see what the real-life situation is. In most cases, the margin of profit is razor thin. The cost of repairs is almost always more than estimated. People don't have enough money to hold for the time needed for a profit.
The only people making good money in real estate, are the realtor's and the short-sell experts :)
It's possible to make money, but for the casual investor, it might not be the best wagon to hitch to.
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Interesting quotes associated with the topic pic (Legend):
"The dreams of youth are the regrets of maturity".
"Even now the evil seed of what you've done germinates within you"
Preach it brother Bubba! Can I hear an AMEN! From the choir?
M SINGH -
Welcome back, your politely worded eloquence has been missed.
M. SINGH,
Why haven't you been updating your blog? We missed you.
M. SINGH,
Were you in a Bollywood film?
I've finally figured it out!
Casey is the ANTICHRIST!
Question for the fraudcast:
Did Mom Serin actually sign for the Corporate Credit paperwork, or did fliptard sign her name.
Remember how she shut down the account? Could it be she got a hint on the first monthly bill including the plane fare to Oz?
DAMN it's freakiin impossible to get any work done with you guys around.
M. Singh - I beg you - please call into the Friday Fraudcast. Hearing your blood pressure rise is more exciting than ..... hell, just about anything! And if you do call in, I call dibs on being the president of your fan club.
Casey is the ANTICHRIST!
I once left a comment that said "Casey Serin, you make the baby Jesus cry!" And he moderated it.
That there is proof he is the Anti-Christ!
The Dude, I could use a little excitement. Do you have handy the clip of M. SINGH??
We need to shave his head and look for the 666.
I'd prefer full disclosure, but it's not our call. Tactically, bad for Mark to lay out exactly what they know, and it would reveal their sources of info.
Look at it like Watergate - Woodward and Bernstein had to protect their sources, have their reveals censored and held back for legal reasons, but the story eventually emerged.
A wry aside: murseboi's "kinda sucks" post is categorized ("filed under) "travel" and "other stuff".
Not, as one might expect, "personal / feelings".
Ok so I guess it wasn't sticking Galina with the Wednesday morning trash removal.
Did he do a mortgage equity withdrawal on his parents house?
I just saw this on the Chronicle website.
It's nice to see that folks are finding more innovative ways to lose their shirts in the housing market!
-S
Fliptard just put up a new post.
Apparantly, he is not "welcome" at home.
Anyone shocked?
@Roger Hayes,
Where can I read the Cashcall email to the wife? I don't see it in today's threards.
M&P-
The only problem with shaving his head means that we actually have to touch him. Maybe we could rope him, hog tie him and use shears instead.
Then brand LOOSER on his forehead.
Fliptard just put up a new post.
Good morning sunshine! Glad to see you are up and at'em early this morning.
(this post has been up since at least 5am when I read it)
Look at it like Watergate - Woodward and Bernstein had to protect their sources, have their reveals censored and held back for legal reasons, but the story eventually emerged.
Yeah, but I don't think I can wait 30 years for it to be revealed that Deep Throat was Yulia...
Deep Throat was Yulia...
Damn! And here I thought Deep Throat was Koi Boi.
tom,
You're a little late to the party, he put it up awhile ago. I wonder what's going on with his comments caddie...
wry baby-
Mursetard probably bamboozled his own parents into signing a wrap around mortgage with him holding the note. They don't realize their own kid can and will foreclose on them. Casey is gonna use sweet leverage to keep his parents in line.
I am a Southern Belle and I have put up with redicule because of my accent. My IQ is in the top 2 percent and I mimic northerners accents when talking to them
becuase of pre conceived notions like Sput the Kitty Cat, but that is okay with me I am prejudice
against MORTGAGE BROKERS!
TTFN:at work and I am no going to edit or spell check.
Disclaimer: I am not a lwayer or a PArty to anything.
This is Casey's future:
LOL
homeless
"Casey Serin == Satan"
"Casey Serin == Nixon"
"Casey Serin == Gary Coleman"
Dudes. Y'all dialed into some fermented Jamba Juice.
The adrenalin here would make anyone believe they deserved a best-selling book about themselves.
Here's my SWAG and I'm not an insider, I have not had any contact from any of Serin's family other than an e-mail he himself sent me when I e-mailed him asking why her fled to Oz ("For the reasons stated. But I didn't flee." was his reply)
Anyway, the picture of the child's car seat a few posts back means that G is preggers & thats why she gave Casey the blog ultimatum a few weeks back and set in motion his decision to go to Oz.
Again just a SWAG, I don't have any contact with the Serin family or friends, nor do I want any.
Rob, if I understand your position correctly, you have information that you can share while not breaking any confidences and being unethical, but you choose not to because you're afraid some of us will retaliate.
I can only speak for myself of-course. I live in San Francisco, fairly close to KC in Sacramento, but I would never consider doing anything like that. I prefer to watch from a distance and suspect the majority of other ENers are the same. Those that want to get involved already have. Even if I was of a mind to drive to Sacramento and confront the little twerp the realities of running a business, hanging out with family, etc, preclude such actions.
At the same time, if any other San Francisco area residents want to meet up at a bar and berate KC over beers that could be fun. EN field trip anyone?
If Casey forged his mom's signature, he is in for a world of hate.
Not only is that FRAUD but it can give the state an in to pierce the corporate veil.
He's so fucked if this is true.
Oh yeah
Shout out to Nigel! Where have you been? Started to think you either drowned in your koi pond or had an allergic reaction to AXE!!
I kid, I kid!!! Pull up a chair, take Friday off and join the fun. The countdown to 5:00 has begun!
I'll be opening the bar shortly - what will everyone be having?
dolph - where did you see anything about forging his mom's signature?
what will everyone be having?
It is only 10am. I think I'll wait until the Fraudcast fun to start.
Then, we all know the rules, any Casey-ism and WE ALL DRINK. First one drunk has to invite Casey to come stay with them.
Just got back to Sacramento and I’m not welcome home. That kinda sucks… That’s all I can say.
Losing my keys kinda sucks.
Forgetting to take the trash out kinda sucks.
Finding out the chick I brought home is actually a dude kinda sucks.
The situation you've created and placed yourself in, Casey? Goes beyond a little suckage.
I find it hard to believe Casey doesn't understand the damage he has done to himself and those close to him.
So G. has an evil bun in the oven? That's okay, they have a maternity ward in federal prisons.
Edgar,
Buns aren't evil.
@Anita: I wonder what's going on with his comments caddie...
I suspect Casey is now, again, alone at the wheel of the SS Foreclosure.
Sharky's baiting, and Casey's crowing over his ad income, may finally have tipped Toby over into realizing that to Casey, "outsourcing" is really just another word for "exploiting".
The "Galina is pregnant" theory has been floated a couple of different times and has turned out to not be true.
However, if she is pregnant and has been working two jobs plus dealing with creditors, I would seriously consider giving him the ass-kicking he so richly deserves.
:: Written on a pink Post-it note with custom I L M S branding ::
The links requested are
Cashcall Communiqué
M Singh Marvelous Slideshow
"Man, I need a real job or something"
also notice "Another good thing that happen is we bought a quality cheap car today" followed in 17 hours by The car sux. Another impulse buy. I thought I was getting better.
Rob, if I understand your position correctly, you have information that you can share while not breaking any confidences and being unethical, but you choose not to because you're afraid some of us will retaliate.
No. I don't think there's any hate of thet type among the Haterz™. That is part of the inside joke. I'm also entirely unconcerned with the entirety of nonphysical harm that may come to Casey. Those cards have long since been overdrawn. I am concerned that people may be tarred for merely knowing something about the story. Then there's the jumping to conclusions as to source. That's already happened with the PNW post. People incorrectly assumed the leak was family.
For instance [teaser alert, stop reading if you cannot stand another tease] there's a lot I don't know about the structure and transactions surrounding Hammar Investments. Some of what I don't know should be publically available by now. What I do know is of the "noooo, he couldn't , he didn't, did he???" variety. I need more. It would be irresponsible to let this turn into a witch hunt or spagetti assault. Spagetti assaults are when you throw everything at an opponent and see what sticks.
Murses -
That was enough to make me swear off drinking forever. The bar is closed until further notice. Casey on my doorstep would cause a spontaneous lobotomy to occur in what would be left of my brain.
On another note - isn't it difficult for you west coasters to be so far behind the rest of us? :)
@ CSL
A Cuba Libre, please, and keep them coming. The afternoon storms should be beginning in a few hours and I'll enjoy them on the veranda.
@ CostaRican
It's a post here in mid-June called Black Heart or something.
@Dawg
Fair enough!
ah, "Legend". Awesome movie.
isn't it difficult for you west coasters to be so far behind the rest of us? :)
No way. The left coast all the way, baby!
You are getting Serinized tonight for sure. We can DRINK together. Chances are, I'd be the first one drunk anyway...
Spagetti assaults are when you throw everything at an opponent and see what sticks
Mmmm, spaghetti...
I suspect Casey is now, again, alone at the wheel of the SS Foreclosure.
It would be nice if he's finally experiencing some negative consequences from someone other than Galina. Anyone sharing that burden gets points in my book.
Maybe they meant a short person in sales? :-)
Seriously, I am not an expert, but people within the company are.
"At 9:34 AM, Caseys Sex Life said...
Duane -
CNN is calling you a short sale expert!!! Is that true?"
Just re-read the "Man, I need a real job or something" post
If he would have just done that and bucked down, maybe kept blogging, but gotten a job, I probably wouln't be a hater.
So, he was willing to just "get a job" then... but then Duane comes along and offers him an oppertunity to claw his way out and he plays duane against someone else to try to extract more money... also he complains that Duane didn't want to "hold his hand" through the entire process.
Anyway, how anyone can be a supporter at this point is beyond my capability to comprehend.
Sputnik,
I wanted to make sure you saw my apology on the other thread. I am sorry.
Dam it Murses, twist my arm why don't ya - I guess the bar will reopen!!! Shots for everyone!
Thanks ILMS for reposting the slideshow - once again I laughed my ass off.
YOU SIR - are a looser!
YOU SIR - need to get a damn job!
YOU SIR - NEED TO GET THE HELL OFF THE INTERNET!!
Freakin comedy gold!!!! The characters in this story are funnier than any script ever written.
The last post here was a reference to Welcome Back Kotter. I don't think Casey is old enough to remember that show. He probably had to look it up.
re: A new way to tap equity without going into debt
Homeowners can sell a share of future appreciation
from the Chronicle article...
very interesting! it's a form of selling calls...a real-estate bear market play.
the premium is an interest-free loan (to the homeowner) which gets discounted if your house declines in value.
that said, not something i'd probably mess with.
I guess that makes me a "SweatEquityHog."
Duane-
You use the phone while eating macaroni and cheese?????? You ANIMAL! People from Mayretta should know better!
I am taking my Pabst Blue Ribbon and going off to sulk.
Rob Dawg,
I know several posters here are always demanding "more" information. Don't sweat it.
Personally, I think you have done an exemplary job and I thank you for taking the time to keep everyone informed. This site has been a great corrolary to fliptards site of half truths and conjectures.
So kudos from me on all the hard work.
P.S. The same goes for Duane and Mark.
Here are some of the local homeless shelters in Sacramento. I'm too busy to do a Google Maps search, but it would be interesting to know if they're near a Jamba Juice or Starbucks.
Salvation Army 12th & North B Street
Sacramento, CA 95814 (916) 442-0331
St. John's Shelter 1321 North C Street
Sacramento, CA 95814 (916) 448-0701
Francis House 1214 17th St. Sacramento, CA 95814 (916) 443-2646
Rob,
What ever happened to "tall,dark and handsome" or blond haired ripped surfer dude" to describe one's self???
A walrus with a mustache, a yappy little dawg and now a sweaty pig. My son, thank god every night you are not single. You would not do well in the online dating scene.
Mostly lurker here.
I too would like to chime in (metoo!) with an appreciation of Rob, Duane, LossMittens, and anyone else behind the scenes applying pressure. It must take enormous restraint to keep quiet.
I can wait. I'm just here for the eventual perp walk. And for myself, I hope it is only Casey's walk.
@ Casey's Sex Life:
I already got started on the mojitos. Keep them coming. (I work midnights, okay?)
@ Murses:
"First one drunk has to invite Casey to come stay with them."
Aw shit. (Can I say "aw shit" on this blog?) That's me. It's 10:51 AM pacific time as I write this, and I've got a nice buzz going. Do I "win" ? As for my excuse for not waiting until 5p pacific, see above. I'll be sound asleep (or way passed out) by then.
Duane,
Yes, I saw it. Thank you.
(10am to 11am PST is usually when I'm on the train, on my way home from the office)
S_t_C
Thanks for al the kind words. I gotta go do some real work now. Fraud Busting is fun but it don't even pay its' own bills.
Casey's SL, I should lose 15lbs but I still hike and ski and golf. The self deprecation is just because I got tired of all the not funny, not true crap over one lousy picture of me leaning back, puffing out my chest and stomach while wearing an xxl t-shirt over a regular shirt. I say let 'em think I'm a lazy sot of a beached whale rather than egg them on to finding some other insult I do care about. On that note, my white hair. Even my college rugby photos show visible gray. That doesn't bother me either.
@Bubba Bringham:
The sad thing is, given a choice between paying for a cheap motel and paying for internet access, good ole' 'flake would stay at a shelter LONG before he runs out of cash.
Er, actually, he'd stay with a "supporter" who we would later find out to be "Yuila Suprun."
Duane, I think I saw a couple of your companies signs near the Army post in lower GA. Was that you?
Seemed like there was a lot of foreclosure companies, refi groups, "we buy ugly houses", and so on the closer we got to the military town. Corralation?
Lazy beached whale????? ROB - I insist that you only describe yourself in glowing loving terms from now on. Like the rest of us do. :)
Harmless loveable little sea mammal?
Anyway it is interesting the reactions to the persons versus the intenet personae they project.
Harmless loveable little sea mammal?
A Sea Dawg, maybe?
You know whats funny, we are strictly an internet company. No billboards, radio, print, etc.. yet over 5% of the people that come to us saw us on TV.
No we dont do bandit signs, those are trash... and with those guys.. buyer or should I say seller beware..
"At 10:58 AM, SouthernBread said...
Duane, I think I saw a couple of your companies signs near the Army post in lower GA. Was that you?"
Has Casey sold Gold Springs yet? They are so far from turning a profit, at this point. They are $13.24M in debt. They have current revenue of 917.11K. They are also currently turning a gross profit of -730K, which wouldn't be horrible except when you see they are netting a -4.52M. Here is a little piece of gold from their first quarter filing.
"Once the Company has made some final decisions as to the best way to realign its business plan, it will then need to look at various capital raising opportunities to fund the business plan.
In conjunction with the business plan reconsideration, the Company has taken steps to minimize operations in order to conserve cash flow and has presented a temporary Mine Closure Plan to the NDEP, which if approved, would call for closure through March 2008, at the latest. "
I know exactly what you mean Rob Dawg, not only do I project the image of confident male sexuality, but when people meet me they realize that they far underestimated my virility.
Dammit, who am I trying to kid again??? I am Caseys Sex Life, winner of the Mr. Blue Balls Universe pageant. And the highly coveted micro penis award is mine, mine, mine. And I too, Rob Dawg, could grow a walrus mustache like yours. It just might take a little longer.
Screw it - I'm lying yet again!!! I am totally hairless from the forehead down - even my scalp follicles struggle to survive! I will never be half the man of any of you guys, cause I have less testosterone than a freakin female butterfly. I suck.
The Salty Sea Dawg thus intones:
Duane, -if- you were one of those guerrilla sign organizations I'd throw you under the bus personally. I don't think people understand the cumulative impact of that whole genre. Yes, a personal peccadillo; I hate those things. IMO they degrade the quality of life everywhere they land. They cause unecessary road distractions and even Lady Bird Johnson 40 years ago campaigned against their visual blight component. To some extent they probably even cause psychological self fufillment. All around bad public policy to tolerate grafitti or rogue sinage. It is Not a Coincidence that one of the three lowest crme cities in the US also has one of the toughest sign ordinances.
While Birmingham has a ton of foreclosures each month, it would seem to be focused in the lower socio-economic areas. In Montgomery, it is a little the same but not near as bad. The constant turn-over from the military schools keeps the market churning.
ummmm, salty sea dawg
For the love of jebus, someone help me, I am thinking of Rob Dawg in THAT way. Throw me under the bus. All of me. Everything. Micropenis award and all. Maybe the muffler will go up my ass, and I will finally find what I have been searching for all these years. And that friends, will be a fitting end to my endless quest for some passive satisfaction.
@CSL -- My co-workers are going to wonder WTF is wrong with me for giggling so much in my looser cubicle.
@SouthernBread
I think it is a lot of horseshit, but that is just me.
@southernbread said...
Has Casey sold Gold Springs yet? They are so far from turning a profit, at this point...
If Casey were to sell those shares in a lousy penny stock would that make him more or less of a con man?
Well I almost think he was counting on the stock going up on other people buying. He teased it pretty hard, then hit how it was going to happen and he talked to his expert. I wonder if he thought others would buy in when he teased on April 1 and when it didn't go down that way, he played it off as a joke.
@southernbread
So, buy a penny stock, wether conned into it or not, then sell the shares. You know, as well as I do that Casey would be crucified, and rightly so, for a penny stock deal.
southernbread said...
Well I almost think he was counting on the stock going up on other people buying.
Yes, he was. That is the whole idea behind a penny stock.
Last and Past!!
Bookends!!
IAFF is down for me. Can anyone corroborate/explain why?
Hi Swabbie,
Its up - try again.
@ unindicted co-conspirator
You win. Casey is your roommate for an as yet undetermined amount of time. Please send him a first class ticket to your house, where you will also provide all meals, a plush room to sleep in PLUS wireless internet access. He likes semi-vegan meals and walks on the beach. Also, he will blog about his stay with you.
Congrats!
One hundred!
One hundred and murst!
@Dawg "Seb: First"
Gee Rob, thanks for that. :-)
@Murses
Goddamn. Look what I get for posting about my home life -- screwed! Remind me to keep my mouth shut next time.
1. I live in SoCal. The Mursinator can fly Southwest. Coach won't kill him for that short of a flight.
2. No plush room. I live in SoCal on a not so hot W2 budget. Certain luxuries just have to give.
Frankly, 'flake would have done better by owner-occupying one of his foreclosures. (He did say he owner-occupied 8 of them, right? Shoulda just lived in one of them...)
3. I can cough up the wireless.
4. WTF is semi-vegan anyway? Was that Vegan except when he doesn't want to eat vegan?
5. Beach. I live in "The Valley." He's on his own getting to the beach.
6. Blog away, but I want a share of the revenue. Maybe some of that sweet passive income will get me into a nicer joint.
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