"I am continuously being blessed with awesome opportunities through this blog / exposure. Once one of these things actually kick-in all the mistakes, criticism and negativity is going to be well worth it.
Hail blogger full of grace.
My salvation is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst alternatives,
and blessed is the fruit of thy adsense,
Google.
Holy url, Mother of click throughs,
pray for us sinners,
now and at the hour of our bankruptcy.
Amen.
Okay. Take a breath. He isn't posting anymore, nor is he even really trolling. His "exit strategy" is to parlay an impossible situation into a story ABOUT an impossible situation. Remember all his mentors going way back are all about "let me tell you a story." I'm even convinced that arrest or even prison in his mind enhance the drama. I say Iron Mask time.
45 comments:
I am continuously being blessed with awesome opportunities through this blog / exposure. Once one of these things actually kick-in all the mistakes, criticism and negativity is going to be well worth it.
A part of me thinks he can't possibly actually believe this.
But then again, maybe he really does think that everything will magically work itself out without his actually have to do anything other than visualizing his goals and keeping the faith.
Man, if it does work I'm gonna be pissed big time.
Just another distraction from opening the mail. Casey thinks that exposure will bring him fame and some sort of cash windfall solving all of his problems. Buyers for his underwater properties will magically appear.
Just one problem, this all would have happened months ago if it was going to happen at all. No one needs to pay Casey for anything, They can get all the info they need from blogs.
Sprezz, you are absolutely correct. His pre-IAFF writings and the blatant manipulation since tell us there is a colder and more calculating soul someplace down below crueler than any here are willing to recognize.
For the record; many here are in "suspend belief mode" where we accept Caseyworld on face for purposes of commenting on a society that tolerates such. We often "play along" as if we were buying the schtick but...
“Once you put something online, you really cannot take it back,” he points out. “You’ve got to be careful what you say—but once you say it, you’ve got to stand by it. And the only way to repair it is to continue to talk, to explain myself, to see it through. If I shut down, I’m at the mercy of what other people say.”
Bullsh!t. Is that why the Earth Mission blog has been removed?
I saved that Earth Mission thing. Trust me, I plan to publish it.
To Casey: You can't pull it down because you publicly posted it and fair use laws ALLOW ME to use it in a rebuttal/commentary setting.
LOL on you.
Dolph, I saved a copy from the copy published over the weekend. LOL.
Dolph, I just read your latest Blog entry and I agree with you wholeheartedly. The fact of the matter is, if Casey were a motivated man or even a blessed one, he'd have cashed in while the cashing in was good - i.e. about 2 months ago. His story is getting stale, his posts convey less and less interesting information, he moderates the bejesus out of it and my whole feeling is (and I was red-hot on his blog for a few months) that it is petering out.
There's really not much left. Option it to hollywood? Naw. Maybe a Lifetime movie if he gets dragged off to jail and poor G has to actually get a job flipping burgers or whatever else she's QUALIFIED to do (I dunno...blowing her boss at some corporate gig maybe?).
How about becoming a GURU himself? NAW. his story and motivation is more easily disproved than Kiyosaki's - and Kiyosaki laughed at him while he used him!
Maybe he could get a good old fashioned job and declare BK. NAW! He's got too much Mojo! Everything he touches turns to gold.
I think Casey missed his chance to make some money. Like those West Virginia Coal miners that handed over the rights to their story for chump change, so will Casey.
1/30/07 Casey said, "Also, thank you to those who volunteered to help me moderate comments on this blog and help me start brining a POSSITIVE AND SUPPORTIVE FEEL TO THIS PLACE"
I guess our boy wonder realized that POSTING ONLY POSITIVE COMMENTS=VIRTUALLY NO COMMENTS TO POST ergo, Casey is using the ol'"anything is better than nothing" ethos.
Media wh#res like Casey don't care if they're attention comes from winning the Nobel Prize or from getting a LAPD beat-down on "Cops"...negative attention is better than no attention.
Galina may not have gotten herself a "daddy warbucks" but there is some cache to having a "media darling" for a husband.
Here is a recent discussion she had with another student at school:
Setting - school's cafeteria/cafe where G is getting her lunch, which incudes a $3 cup of coffee (to keep her awake), $2 bottled water, $4 side salad and $6 sandwich.
Student, asking G if she can sit down.
Student, "hi, my name is Amy."
G, "hi, I'm Galina."
S: "what are you majoring?"
G: ".......was majoring in accounting, but I've decided to major in psychology with a minor in business."
S: "Wow, like, me too. I'm 19 and a freshman, how about you?"
G: "I'm 23 and a freshman too."
S: "I noticed you have a wedding ring - what does your husband do?"
G: "he's into real estate - investing, flipping, buying and selling."
S: "Wow! Cool. How's he doing with this market down turn?"
G: "Oh, we have no worries... We've been abe to leverage $2.2 million into 8 houses thorghout the western US. He's now getting into apartment complexes. He loves a sweet deal and has put together a great team of advisors who help him get the financing he needs to make all my dreams come true."
S: "I'm impressed."
G: "Oh, you should be - we're just a couple of kids and he's making it possible for us to retire in just another year or two...."
S: "hmmmmm"
G: "My husband is so successful. And there are so many people who support him in his efforts. Ever hear of the guy who wrote the "Rich Dad/Poor Dad" series of books?
S: "Yeah"
G: "Robert just LOVES my husband..."
S: "Wow"
G: "You know, my husband is becoming very famous through his real estate investing efforts..."
S: "No, really?"
G: "Oh yes, the Sac Bee did a story two weeks ago. Stories have also appeared in the SF Chronicle, USA Today, NY Magazine..."
S: "Wow - that's really amazing"
G: "I know... however, it's tough keeping him grounded with all this attention -- but it's all good."
S: "With such a famous and successful husband, what are you doing here?"
G: "Need to do something during my day. I don't plan on working, see my husband promised to take care of me and provide for our home - a real traditional marriage."
S: "What a lucky girl you are."
G: "Yeah, I know."
S: "Where can I find a guy like this?"
G: "Oh, I met him when I was really young.... and he's one in a million...."
S: "So, what's his name?
G: "Casey Serin."
A look of shock develops on our young Amy's face.... Her dad is the local DA and Casey was the subject at dinner the night before!
I think it is very possible that Casey envisions himself as the next Rich Dad - as in guru to the next generation of RE investor grasshoppers. How he could really think there is a paying audience for his lameass story signals major intellect drainage.
Me thinks that his days are now spent researching media outlets for his story instead of lookng for sweet deals (or real employment). I can see him speaking into his toothbrush as he prepares for one of those awesome opportunities that he so richly deserves. Back off haters - it's CasMan's destiny. Hurray for Hollywood!
There is the old saying and NEW YORK has it right: There is no such thing as bad publicity as long as they spell your name right.
However!
Keep in mind lead time for these stories and you'll understand how late to the party Casey is without realizing it:
New York Magazine has a 2 week lead time for ads (i.e. you advertising materials need to be in no later than exaclty 2 weeks before it hits newsstands), but editorial content is usually locked in (especially fluff pieces) 6 weeks in advance. They always have to be ready to kill content and still have everything work out properly so this article could be even older. Casey has given us no indication as to how old this is and frankly there is nothing about the piece that would lead us to believe it is anything less tha 3 months old.
I also seem to recall him talking about talking to a reporter about month ago. I'm guessing that was the Sac Bee.
These articles will go away VERY quickly. They were written when the story meant something. There may be some good follow up material. But Casey will not have gotten any sweet opportunities before it's too late for him to make a buck on it.
Anyone care to venture a guess as to how many comments Monsieur Serin's latest laugher will get? I'd venture to say 70 or lessssssss...
Interesting response on IAFF (#13)
"Casey, speaking of Pinatas, I drove by your Rio Rancho property on Guadalajara this afternoon. That sure is a lovely house.
There is a lot of (major) flood damage to the land and roads in the area, though. In fact, Rio Rancho City Crews were out there today working on the dirt roads there, diligently trying to repair them before then next monsoons.
Did you know that the dirt road behind your property has collapsed? Chihuahua Street between Kim & Guadalupe flooded so bad, the dirt road collapsed several feet and there are PVC pipes sticking out into the air. It is closed in both directions. That street is right behind you….What is going to happen when it rains hard again?
There is debris on your property. Some boards, rocks, concrete blocks. Looks like they washed onto the yard during the floods. Your garage is dented. Otherwise, the property looks great. You should have your Realtor remove the debris…
Drove down Sonora, the block that intersects with Guadalajara, and I felt like I was driving down a disaster zone. The streets are rutted, mounds of dirt everywhere, yards covered in mud. (Now dry, though.)
Today was trash day and almost every trash can on the street was caked in mud. Guess they’ve really had it rough there.
One of your neighbors is having mounds of dirt delivered and made into retaining walls surrounding their house. Huge mounds of dirt.
Such a lovely, lovely area. I hope this doesn’t happen again during the upcoming Monsoon Season. It’ll be here soon… before you know it.
Have you been out there lately? This isn’t the kind of house that you can just let “sit.” It needs to be monitored and supervised.
So here I am today sitting in the dentists office and find out that I have an impacted wisdom tooth and it broke a filling loose on the tooth next to it.
I was screaming out in pain...I even left work early today because I just could not concentrate on anything but my breathing causing me excruciating pain.
so they take the x-rays and tell me to come back in a couple of hours...okay fine...NUMB that bitch up real good before I go.
See I had to explain to them that I was starving and that I hadnt eaten for 2 (YES 2) days because it was just too fucking painful to eat.
So I came home and called work and said I wouldnt be in tomorrow because they have to finish up the root canal.
So I went back to the doctors office in 2 hours and they started..yanked the wisdom tooth...(FUCKING OUCH)..and started drilling on my tooth..(OUCH OUCH OUCH).
The entire time I sat there I was thinking that casey needs to have this done to him without any anastesia at all.
So when I talked to my boss earlier.....I heard...oh so 2 unscheduled absenses...I was like YAH 2 of them..I am in fucking pain here you heartless fucker.
so yah...my mouth is all numb now and I am drooling all over myself...but the pain is gone for now........
HOLDS bottle of vicodin for when the pain medication wheres off.
PSS not to mention I got a whole 1 hour of sleep last night because of the pain in my teeth.
@stephanie J....come take care of me in your dirty jeep.
For the post on Insurance, 79 comments.
For the new post on publicity, 22 comments.
I predict dropping comments is a leading indicator. Visits will follow by a couple of weeks.
If he fails to reach 6,500 visits on any day this week, the boycott has worked. That would be a drop off of 2,000 visits. His Monday-Monday total was off about 500.
With all the character actors failing to show up for work (Ogg and Homey, this means you), the quality of the comments has gotten pretty stale. So have the posts. I mean, if Casey does not do anything stupid, why visit?
And, no, waiting around for the next foreclosure to happen is passive stupidity. I expect ACTIVE idiocy from our tragicomic hero.
Gotta love the new theme over at ianff:
http://iamnotfacingforeclosure.com/
Mmm sweet nectar!
The reason for his renown? The 24-year-old West Sacramento resident has been singularly unsuccessful as a real estate investor. And, unlike most people who’ve lost a ton of money, he’s been happy — eager, really — to talk all about it.
Gaaaaaaaaaaaaa, this lying sac of shit. He didn't lose a ton of money! The BANKS lost and will lose a ton of money. When it hits this guy in the gut is when he will know what it's like to lose a ton of money. When he can't affrod internet, a cell phone, let alone food, then he will have lost a ton of money. He's also only been happy and eager to lie about the whole thing, as to make him and his wife look good, the lazy bastard hasn't attempted to pay back one cent of all the dirty money he pretended he wanted to pay back.
Man I hate journalists
I wanted to check out the drainage for the Rio Rancho house. In looking at the Google image, you can see the house being constructed. The builder has leveled the site.
In looking at the topo map and older satellite pix, you can see clearly that a wash goes directly behing CS house and through the neighbor's backyard. The washes are normally dry and act as safety valves when it rains hard.
The other houses are built around it. CS property, of course, is on it.
I wonder if:
a. He still has insurance on it?
b. This will affect it's value at auction?
I keep hearing this property is up for auction in about a week. Any truth to this rumor?
Casey is quoted in a New York magazine article and I have to say this puzzles and alarms me.
No reason to give his site any hits, just go to http://nymag.com/news/features/27341/
. So this is Casey's angle, "I'm an idiot, I can't do anything but I want to be famous for being an idiot and I deserve to be famous for being an idiot because damn it, I have worked hard at being an idiot." Apparently, the "older" generation are "jealous" of these f***wads because they are so out there and real and "older" generations just don't know how to make idiots of themselves. Wow, no other generation has ever thought they were smarter and more important than the preceding generation. It's only been the subject of literature and debate for 1000's of years. Give me a break!
Are there just too many people in the world at this point for these people to find meaningful work and contribute to society? Has the proportion of low IQ'd individuals reached this level? I do not understand this mind set. Is there really something wrong with me or are these people just wasting space until they die. Where are these people coming from and what is in the water they are drinking? My kids, super educated, no debt, substantial net worth for their age, accomplished and younger than Casey. My kid's friends, in law school or just out, architects, engineers, medical scientists and 2in medical school. I guess I am naive but I genuinely thought all these 20 something kids were just like my kids and their friends.
My 24 year old son laughs when I bitch to him about Casey and this article. He tells me this is all bullshit. My son is a kid (OK, young man) who graduated high school at 16, went straight through engineering school, while working for Microsoft part time and in the summers and also on the Mars Lander project. Completed his Masters in Electrical Engineering at 21. At 24, he works with a group of people with venture capital who are doing quite well. Maybe he's the stupid one? No, he tells me, he and his cohort's, who dwelt in the engineering and physics sub-basements are the ones who will make a living off these retards who have no higher education, especially in the maths and sciences.
He tells me that when he interviews engineers or any other support staff he Googles, My spaces and Facebooks these idiots like Casey to save himself a lot of interview time. If they can't get in front of a white board and face the drill for a couple of hours, he doesn't need them. He won't hire people whose sense of self and ego require them to publish intimate embarrassing details about their lives online. He figures they are of sub-par intelligence. Is my son the one who will succeed or is it these idiots who think they are going to make a living yapping about their idiocy on the internet?
Sorry, I lost it when I saw that article. End rant.
I have decided at some point, I will resume my posting on the IAFF, but this time I’m going to do it the “right” way. I am in the process of assembling my “Team” of advisors, which will include the following:
- A Bird Doggin’ Mailman - who will find sweeet posts for me to comment on
- -An HTML guy - to help me add links , bold and italic styles to posts, thereby increasing the value of the posts so that I can turn around and flip them.
- A Word Counter – to check for spelling and grammar errors.
- A Cheerleader – to make sure my critical posts are “packaged” in a constructive manner.
If any of you are qualified to fill these roles, let's get together over a Grand Slam Breakfast at Denney's and start failing forward together.
Amen Heidi!
Your son has a good role model, my friend.
I got really angry after I read the SAC article, and the last few posts from Mr. Magical. My daughter goes to college 1500 miles from me, and I was planning a trip to see her in the next few months. But alas, my other daughter's car decided to spew oil all over this week. We can blow taps over it. So, instead of vacation, I get to go used car shopping. (I would rather have an impacted wisdom tooth removed, sorry Shark) And this little mindless snake blows 6 figures on Jamba Juice and Denny's? I guarantee if I missed 3 house payments, they would have me out on day 91. My rational mind knows that my daughters are going to be successful. It just pisses me off that this weasel is skipping along, acting like he hasn't a care in the world. Could you imagine this guy as a PARENT?
Could you imagine BEING this idiot's parent? Will he EVER be held ACCOUNTABLE?
I think I need a drink.
Shark...hope you feel better soon.
Leigh
Leigh
I hope and pray my son will meet a young woman like your daughter. I am scared sh**less that some bimbo like Galina will catch his eye. Actually, I know that won't happen, he's too smart but it still gives me sleepless nights. Bravo, to you for raising another one of this Gen Y who will become the leaders and successes of this generation.
I needed 2 drinks after reading and thinking about this article, so "Cheers".
And Shark, please feel better soon.
Hey, Backstage glad you liked my post #13.
Casey's house is in a beautiful area and the city of Rio Rancho is working very hard to correct the situation. Hopefully, they can eventually get those streets paved and that would help a lot.
There is just so much dirt there.
People are also building retaining walls, and are regrading their properties, and piling dirt to block the water. Hopefully, it can get under control.
It's just that there is so much dirt and it is very soft and tends to collapse as the water rushes by.
New Mexico has arroyos that channel the water to protect the residents from floods, as the Monsoons spawn so much rain. The Monsoons channel it to the Rio Grande. That is probably what you saw - a natural arroyo.
They are going to be building a huge, huge dam in the area too very soon. That will be a big help.
Most of the houses around there are custom built and are new or newer. Don't know how many Monsoon Seasons they have been through yet.
It is a lovely area. I would jump at the chance to live there.
Just a reminder, in his 12-3-2006, post on IAFF, "Pressure is Increasing and Marriage", Casey states that Galina will begin a job preparing tax returns in January. Of course, we never heard anything further and God knows I can't picture Galina actually working.
Is it possible that Galina is working for a tax preparation service? What are the consequences of our "nega" hero's wife having access to the SS#'s and other financial information of clueless taxpayer's who blunder into having Galina prepare their taxes? Does anyone know California law regarding what qualifications and/or background checks are required of people who work as "seasonal" tax preparers? Is there anyway to find out if she is doing this?
I mean think about it, she doesn't work at all and suddenly, she wants to work at a job where she has access to people's SS#'s and other confidential information? How coincidental is that? Does anyone have any opinion or information regarding this tidbit he dropped here:
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December 3rd, 2006 12:51 pm
Pressure is Increasing and Marriage
(Note, I deleted the duplicate post and unfortunately some of the comments were lost, I also updated this post to explain the situation further. And yes, I broke my own rule and posted on a Sunday. I need to work on my discipline. )
We had to borrow 4K to pay basic bills including my wife’s minimum credit card payments which jumped from 1,000 to 2,500 because of late fees and going over credit limit.
The thought of relief via bankruptcy has been on my mind lately. However, she will not let me ruin her credit. I promised her at the beginning that no matter what happens I will save her credit. That was the only way she would let me use her credit cards for real estate deals. She is right. I must keep my promises.
She asked me if I have a plan. The base salary with Chris is not enough. She is saying that almost three years of marriage on a financial roller-coaster is getting old.
[ Added for clarity: My entrepreneur adventures are putting a big strain on our relationship. Even though she has been very supportive through all of this, everybody has a limit.
You see, I unintentionally gave her the impression that I was successful when we were dating (I still had some money left from from my first condo flip).
Later, right before the wedding, she found out that I was really “broke as a joke”. I even bought the ring on a credit card and went into debt for the marriage expenses. She came into the relationship with no debt and excellent credit expecting stability and married into a financial storm without really knowing it.
She also expected for me to pay for college so she can finish her 4-year degree. Her parents were paying for it before but stopped as soon as she got married. I told her not to worry about it. I have it under control.
I’ve set some high expectations. No wonder she is feeling disappointed. I owe it to her to make it right. ]
So, I told her that I am not sure if I have a plan (that didn’t go over well.) There are several possibilities but nothing solid yet. I can make some commission but that hasn’t happened yet. I can do some wholesaling but that hasn’t happened yet either. I can look for a higher paying job (using my web design / programming background) but that’s not going to pay the CC minimums either unless we wipe out the debt via bankruptcy.
She is starting a job in January helping prepare people’s taxes but it doesn’t pay much since she has no education. It’s more to build experience.
I must make serious money quickly somehow. That should probably be more of a priority to me right now than trying to sell houses.
I feel like I am in a slow pressure cooker and the temperature is increasing.
casey_has_jumped_the_shark,
I'm glad you're feeling terrible. I hope that mouth is real painful.
Oh, wait a second, I phrased that wrong. I meant I'm sorry you're feeling terrible. Wait a second...no I didn't.
"Does anyone know California law regarding what qualifications and/or background checks are required of people who work as "seasonal" tax preparers? Is there anyway to find out if she is doing this?"
In California, you have to be CTEC certified to legally prepare taxes (California Tax Education Council). You can read up on the requirements at www.ctec.org
Basically, the requirements to being CTEC certified are passing a 60 hour training course and obtaining a tax preparer bond. Also, there are continuing education requirements and one must renew their bond every year. Presumably, the surety agent is conducting at least a cursory background check on an applicant that includes a credit check.
Also, on www.ctec.org you can search to see if someone is licensed. As near as I can tell, no one with the last name of "Serin" has CTEC certification. What was Galina's maiden name?
-walt526
Walt
Thanks so much for the relevant info. She was "Galina Suprun".
I'm relieved California has what appear to be pretty stringent requirements for tax preparers and knowing the Suprun/Serin credit history, I'll bet she couldn't pass the background check or post the surety bond.
Another blow to the Serin's and their empire!
I, like Rob Dawg, assume Casey Serin and his wife pursue any venture in a cold and calculated manner to enrich themselves. This idea of being a tax preparer (or CPA) fits in too neatly with people who have a desire for enriching themselves through breaching the trust and confidence of persons who rely on the honesty and integrity of their financial advisor's.
Casey said
Eric, thanks for the encouraging note. Bigger and better things are indeed coming, I can feel it. I’m paying my dues right now and this whole thing is building my character so that I can be ready for the next step.
If he's talking about a cock in his ass(bigger and better), I'm hoping he's right! Sorry, it's tasteless, but this guy is really starting to get on my nerves (if you couldn't tell)
Thanks TJ. He's the equivalent of an American Idol reject who can't sing and won't realize how bad they really are.
@ Heide @ 7:38 p.m.
Galina did not take the job and is attending school fulltime.... At least that's the way Casey explained it.
Could it be her "potential" employer found out about their situation, history of scams and fraud and withdrew the job offer?
And no - I would NEVER want Casey or his lazy wife to have any of my personal information...
I'm sure he would have been all about the sob story of poor Galina not being able to nap for the full eight hours she had to be at work if she'd gotten any kind of job - especially when he "answered" the question about them getting jobs.
Besides, he said it was for the experience, and we know she ditched the whole CPA idea so I'm guessing she ditched the idea of the job as well.
So this is what, five years she's been in school full time and she hasn't gotten a *two year* degree yet? I wonder if her jell-o set up.
Heidi -
it may still be online but this past weekend's London Times ran an article titled "Generation Y Speaks." It's almost identical to professional studies done in the US.
Your & Leigh's kids are in the minority. The individual now comes first before society along with instant gratification.
One sentence summed it up nicely. At job fairs in the old days one would tell recruiter what you could bring to the company. Now the pitch Gen Y looks for is, "What can your company do for me?" And people get upset about outsourcing? Cost savings are only part of what drives that.
IT GETS BETTER. Last year 60 minutes ran a story on Gen Y women. Most are choosing to leave the workforce to play Mommy ( at least the white collars). A shocking 36% of women of child bearing age who graduated from Harvard business school are in the workforce. Yes, women who graduated from a prestigious business school said, and I kid not, corporations should keep jobs open for them between 5 - 12 years while they raise their kids at home. I am all for family friendly workplaces but I think that's a little much!
Lord knows that you wouldn't want any experience with taxes if you were studying business.
What a waste of time and talent!
Now what job does napping qualify you for again? I forgot.
@ Vague Guru
Well done!
So, I told her that I am not sure if I have a plan (that didn’t go over well.)
sounds like casey was banned from boom-boom. well, he may be celibate now, but I'm sure bubba will fix that!
@bemused guy --
Suggesting that quitting one's job to "play Mommy" is a bad choice is a bit much, don't you think? Babies don't raise themselves. Someone has to change their diapers, wipe their noses, and keep their tummies full.
Or are you volunteering to stay home and do it?
I was so f-ing pissed off when I read that “continuously being blessed with awesome opportunities” during a particularly bad day at work, I need to remember to delete the IAFF feed. Obviously he was trolling, but it pisses me off either way.
Sprezz -
Women have been successfully working & raising children since the beginning of time. And I said I support family friendly practices. Read deeper.
I'm pretty sure the ladies who rang you up in Wal-Mart and cleaned your office and served you at Dennys will be managing to juggle both aspects of their lives.
On the other hand, women who spend years getting a degree that many would argue would get them running major companies in teh white collar world.... were stating these same companies OWED it to them to hold jobs for up to 12 years. (FYI - average number of years WITH a company was 4 years before leaving for 12)
Oh, yes...and a few argued the companies also should continue training them during this period so when they were ready to return to the workforce they'd be ready.
The interviewer was Leslie Stahl & she looked absolutely appalled. To paraphrase, she asked if they thought this new attitude might set back the role of women in the workplace & diminsh the generations of women that fought to have themselves taken seriously in the workforce (e.g. Ms. Stahl). The response was basically, "It's all about us."
Sound like another couple on this blog?
But hey - if you prefer thinking I am being sexist & misogynistic and
you think that the lastest generation of the Jamba Juice swilling US workforce is the way to go, so be it.
Heidi: I believe in order to work tax preparation your credit can't have major blemishes. That would be part of the job if she were to work for somebody who specializes in tax work.
The first thing any HR departent with a brain would do is Google Casey and the wife. Could you imagine that ass clown coming in and applying, pulling him up on Google. After five minutes of research, you'd round file his resume.
Maybe he really has looked for work....I know, a stretch.....and hasn't found work.
@CHJTS
There's hardly enough room to take care of a big manly baby in my dirty Jeep. ::smirk::
Poor thing.
There are PLENTY of jobs Casey and Princess Galina could apply for and get w/out having an HR person do a "google" search that would not involve them having access to the cash register or credit card machines:
Car wash attendant
Towel boy/girl at a health club/spa
Hair wash boy/girl at a beauty salon
Stock boy/girl at a small grocery store
Walmart Greeter (though they do have a large HR department that "might" do a google search)
Home health aid for handicapped person
House cleaner
I'd suggest Casey and Galina start donating their blood/plasma - but I cringe at any of their DNA being available or injected into any innocent party.... Perhaps they suffer from an as yet identified contagoius form of disease that makes people selfish and stupid.
How about?
Fluffer for the male porn stars. I think Casey or Galina could do that and surely the don't need good credit for that.
And the old farts have the racket on the Wal-Mart greeter jobs.
Craven
Blessed?
If that's what it means to be blessed, I'd hate to see the outcome of being cursed.
Casey, if you are reading this, let me give you an example of those individuals that are truly "blessed":
- Carmen Electra's significant other
- The guy that created the Girls Gone Wild video franchise
- Hugh Hefner
- My lucky prick of a friend Steve who's dating a hotty
- All us debt free bubble sitters
There you go Casey. We are all blessed. You on the other hand, are not. Neither are you cursed since that would imply higher forces are at work to stifle your lavish dreams. No, you are not blessed and you are not cursed. You are just plain STUPID.
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