Tuesday, March 06, 2007

Tick tick tick

Hey, Casey! Time for your cleansing!

90 comments:

Anonymous said...

Is that Steph?
I certainly want to be "under" her

Rob Dawg said...

I think she's installing a skid plate under the tranny to keep any loose Serin from clogging the works.

Miranda Mayer said...

She's way too blonde to be me.

Anonymous said...

that smile is way too innocent to be Steph!

Anonymous said...

FRAK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Oooo, Steph you are cute...

Anonymous said...

And I mean from you profile, not the blondy...

Anonymous said...

... Oh, phew, never mind. Nothing up there that's worth freaking out about.

She's pretty thin-lipped.

Anonymous said...

So you think, Kevin. The other side of my face is a mangled elephant-man conglomeration of scar-tissue, and what you don't see is a 400lb body with a huge flesh-apron.

I'm going to make sure I stay signed out from now on. I should go back and delete the damned post.

Anonymous said...

Oh I wouldn't worry about it... none of us are crazy psycho stalkers, despite my previous arrest records that say otherwise...

ahahah... just kidding... no really... hello? Helloo???

Rob Dawg said...

Wow, bit early isn't it people?

Anonymous said...

I take it very seriously, K. I had issues with a reader before; it was scary. I try to be super-careful now.

Anonymous said...

steph,

you look much more attractive that the babushka succubus, the original Mrs. Galina Konstanza Serin.

Can we have a clown picture? I'm getting Homey withdrawl...

Anonymous said...

arggghhghhg!

'matching tie, organic wax in my hair...'

yes, he uses organic wax. in his hair. omfg.

from:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/sercasey/411799895/

Anonymous said...

Bit early for what Dawg?

Anonymous said...

Yes as I said earlier it's Nigel's Organic Wax...

Anonymous said...

Nigel's Organic Wax...
::snickersnicker::

Anonymous said...

Aww! Look @ our Steph! So pretty!

But yeah, I think you should delete that post with the link. Some of the people who've been posting lately are kinda skeevy.

Better safe than sorry.

Anonymous said...

S'okay. No personal info available. And with my giant coke-bottle glasses, nobody will recognize me anyway.

Rob Dawg said...

Bit early for what Dawg?

Being drunker than your host. ;-)

Anonymous said...

steph's jeep versus nigel's bmw. Now, according to Nigel's blog, the car is a 01 330 coupe.
Great for crusing the hershey highway, straight up the tunnel of love (watch out for the big brown trucks; get's kinda muddy after they pass by).

winner gets to battle vdubs....

place your bets gentlefolk. gambling is legal here in the land of make-believe.

Anonymous said...

I don't know - I dated a girl whose Jeep overturned once in the CO Rockies - not a pretty event; I may give it to the Beemer - low profile.

Anonymous said...

Like the shiny Beemer doesn't crumple like paper when it's hit by a huge brush bar?...

Anonymous said...

That's true - & Jeeps have roll bars too, at least anyone who is a true Jeep driver has one....

Anonymous said...

Being drunker than your host. ;-)

I take great umbrage at anyone being drunker than me right now.

Anonymous said...

I take umbrage at anyone who can spell umbrage correctly whilst drunk.

Anonymous said...

T-

I take umbrage at anyone accusing of spelling whilst drunk.

Rob Dawg said...

I'm simply aghast that anyone could correctly use whilst when ctiticizing umbrage. [Is that hubris?]

Anonymous said...

Rob - Blame my British friends. They taught me how to use "whilst" correctly. LOL

Anonymous said...

Like the shiny Beemer doesn't crumple like paper when it's hit by a huge brush bar?...
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hmmm, bmw's are pretty heavy cars (for their size) a 330 weighs in at about 3400 lbs. jeep has the height advantge, but a bmw is literally perfectly balanced in weight distribution.

steph's advantages will come down to the tires. if nigel has the OEM contisports, steph will kick his butt if things get icy. (I have those on my 330; they suck in the snow, and ain't that great on wet pavement either).

bob dawg, stop with the big words. next thing you know we will start making literary references. we don't want to give snowflake a headache (like the ones he gets from drinking a frozen JJ slushy too fast).

Anonymous said...

"No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible."

- Stanislaw J. Lec


Take that, Casey's brain!

Miranda Mayer said...

You guys are all insane. That's why I adore you so. :)

And T...

You can rest assured (even though your ass-kicking responses deserve their due), that the person who's being a complete idiot is only resorting to that language because he's not smart enough to formulate a good argument.

The punching in the throat thing... I had to wipe a proud tear from my eye.

Miranda Mayer said...

And King...

Yeah, I got the good nubbly tires; the nice steel bumpers and brush guards; my baby's quite stompified. Heavy or no... damage would most likely be on the sparkly-one's side.

So watch your rear view for a green Jeep bristling with steel, Beemer boys! :::MUA HA HAA:::

Anonymous said...

OK, can we get back to hatin the twerp again ...

just sent this to IAFF, don't know if it will get through



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Fantastic to hear about your trip
Very nice photos as well
Glad to see that things went well with Nigel
Returning home, now you can take a rest

Very soon though, things may heat up again
First Magnus, for example, may contact you?

So many new activities seem to be in the works
You need to update everyone on your finances
No lying on the latest figures either!
Zero balances don't mean the debt isn't there
Refinance updates are also needed

Our expectations aren't really that high
Nobody is perfect after all, even you stray from your
Vegan diet now and then, eh?
Good luck going forward, and keep us informed!

Anonymous said...

@Steph

You do have a mirror image "Have a nice day" bumper sticker on front, right?

Miranda Mayer said...

No, just HUMMERS SUCK in large letters across the top of my windshield.

Miranda Mayer said...

@Rot13
May I suggest a small edit in your last line?

"Good luck failing forward"

Eh?

Anonymous said...

WARNING---I am full of anger today.

I just read pissants blog and I am seeing fucking red.

I cant believe this little fucking thief is allowed to continue to breath air.

Maybe it is the weather today..but I have been in a bad mood all day...I am just pissed off for no good reason and want to hit and/or break something....I already chased some guy down on the road that cut me off and came within an inch of me and was going to beat his ass but he wouldnt get out of his car..

on my way to work this morning some fucking drunk was walking in the middle of the road and wouldnt move...I had to get out of my truck and kick his ass over to the side of the road.

Then my boss decides to pick this day to ride my ass some more...I should start wearing a saddle to work since she likes to ride me so much....fucking cunt.

and this nigel swaby fag....I dont know how he continues to breath with his head so far up casey's ass. He should really come up for air sometime or does casey breath enough for both of them. I hope he atleast gives him a complimentary reach around every once in awhile.

Fuck casey and fuck nigel and fuck his new money partner...all a bunch of flamers in a big circle jerk. I am willing to take bets that casey is the pivot man in the utah wrap sandwich.

I would love to just take a week off from work and drive down to cali and curb stop that little bitch.

For all you that are wondering what a curb stomp is..that is where I make him open his mouth and put it on the edge of a curb..upper teeth on the upper part of the curb and lower teeth on the side..and then I kick down as hard as I can on the back of his head.

I was going to do that to that fucking ass clown that cut me off today but he wouldnt get out of his car.

damn why do I have so much anger today..usually I am a pretty mellow happy go lucky guy.



casey's recent

Anonymous said...

@CJHTS
you're kind of hot when you're pissed.

Anonymous said...

thanks..I am hot when I am not angry also.


All the stress of the last two months just came to a head is all.

With dealing with some shit at work---lots of stress there...a couple failed deals that I was working on...lost me quite a bit in profits, time, and seed money...and the kids dumb bitch mom (we wont even go there--just suffice it to say that she is pretty but just dumb as a fucking rock) but thats what I get when I chose someone with looks over brains....what the fuck was I thinking.

Too much damn stress and I feel it is justified to direct it at casey since he is a failure anyway.

Anonymous said...

steph,

please leave this bimmer boy alone. not everyone who drives a bimmer is an asshat, just possers like Nigel. Honestly, he strikes me as more an Audi TT person (most popular car for those who prefer the hershey highway)

oh and by the way, unless your jeep has a turbocharger, you will be in my rear view mirror :p (just teasing...)

but nigel find the best part of the bmw are the brakes. they are really good and let you stop short, incresing your chances of getting rear ended...

Anonymous said...

LOL, that's true. I'd be left in the dust.

Anonymous said...

C'mon chjts....share what you really think...stop holding it in.

Seriously, after reading dicklips' blog today I got just as pissed as you.

Anonymous said...

Hey Steph-
I've owned a BMW, a Subaru, AND a Jetta. How HOT is that??

Also.......a Vespa.

What can I say, I am the wild man.

Anonymous said...

@Ladies Nite
You're pretty much doomed. The Vespa is one redeeming quality. LOL.

@CJHTS
And I agree with Anon... you *are* cute when you're in a blind rage. LOL

Nicole said...

I got you all beat in terms of hotness. My first car was a '78 'Vette.

A chevette, that is.

This round of car-buying, I joined the dark side. After 15 years of owning American cars, I bought Honda this time around.

But the cookies are better on the dark side :)

At any rate, the problem with digital cameras? Is that people can take pictures of ANYTHING and not have to waste film on them.

Like absolutely disgusting-looking "wheatgrass shots."

[gag]

Anonymous said...

@Nicole
He must be RANK, because ruffage like that must create the most vile gas on the face of the planet. Every vegan I've ever known could level a wheatfield with their emissions.

Anonymous said...

Those '78 (Che)Vettes were sweet. I especially liked their sweeet AM/FM STEREO receivers and sweet 15" steel rimz. And how about that 15 mpg? American engineering at its finest.

I'm half proud and half ashamed to admit that I've owned 9 vehicles and never paid more than 500 bucks for any of them.

Nicole said...

@Steph

You're probably right about the smell. I live in Hollywood North - half the people who live here are vegans (TRUE vegans. Not Snowflake Vegans). That must be it.

AND THEN he's possibly wearing the same stupid blue shirt for a couple days in a row????

There was a line on a 30 Rock episode that I finally got around to watching (I'm busy! I'm trying to catch up! I work two jobs that are BOTH going full force right now! But the cash is sweet. And now I have to go gargle with bleach after saying that):

In reference to a bottle of wine:

"It tasted like Satan's piss after a large helping of asparagus."

I'm going to leave that one open now.

Anonymous said...

Looking at the pictures, I can only imagine the stench wafting off Casey -- picture, if you will, a combination of wheatgrass shots, rank body odor from wearing the same shirt repeatedly, the "organic wax" in his hair, and the musty stink of Nigel's "naughty bits". :-p

I'll let everyone excuse themselves to vomit, now... :-)

Nicole said...

@Benoit

You know, this is the second night in a row that you're going to give me nightmares.

I think, after reading that last comment, I need a shower.

Anonymous said...

Don't forget the lovely aroma of ball sweat.

Anonymous said...

PMSPMS here... having escaped Jakarta without an airline crash (737 just gone down!) or earthquake (one yesterday) I am now in Kuala Lumpur. There's a bar here called the "Beach Bar" - there's an Uzbek hottie sometimes there who looks - a little like Galina... I think I'm gonna pick her up tonight and get her to respond to the name "Galina"... (I'll let you insert your own fantasy from here on). Mmmm - pics anyone? That'll help you all get over Benoits - urrrhhh post!

PMSPMS

Anonymous said...

KC’s tendency to bend over and spread everything to the universe has disturbed me and simultaneously solidified my belief that absolutely no person, thing or belief system should ever by trusted. Haters, Lovers, whatever they’re all assholes.

Anonymous said...

And I don't like folks fucking with my laptop.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous wrote: Don't forget the lovely aroma of ball sweat.

That was covered as the final item on my list ;-)

@ Nicole: now I'm going to be encouraged to give you nightmares tomorrow too. heh. 3 for 3, baby!!

Anonymous said...

Fuck ball sweat, Benoit. I'm so tired of that shit.

Anonymous said...

And hanging out with haters is a lost and stinky cause.
I'm done with this shit.

Anonymous said...

Honestly, even though Casey is a PoS, I am sick and tired of everyone's shit here. Male/female, dog/cat, x/y, yada, yada. Meaningless crap.

Anonymous said...

@Benoit
I now have permanent mental scarring.

Thanks. My keen visual imagination has betrayed me....

Anonymous said...

YO YO YO ITS HOMEY TIME!!!!!

YO WASSUP PEEPS LONG TIME NO SEE YA, NA MEAN!
AIGHT AIGHT SO YEAH BEEN MAD BUZY LATELY HANGIN WIT MY HOMEYS AND GETTIN ALL KINDS OF INFO YOUSE,

YO CASEY MY MAN I CHECK YA REAL SOON LIKE CUZ I GOT IN TOUCH WIT MAD PEEPS AT CASHCALL AND THEY REALLY ARE HEATED AT CHA

THEY BE CALLIN MAD PEEPS AND LETTIN KNOW HOW YA GOTS TO PAY UP SOON!

BY THE BY, DID YA HEAR FROM THE DA ABOUTS YA UTAH TRIP?

Anonymous said...

Love ya Homey:).

Anonymous said...

Homey, you need to start your own blog. I will be the first to put some $$$ in your tip jar!

P.S. Please try and find out who Casey's 'money partner' G is.

Anonymous said...

Homey is the rock and the chain and the lightning.

Anonymous said...

Perfectly stated, Aelfscine.

Anonymous said...

I'm all about Homie.

But I don't think that post was his. The word choices aren't really consistent with his other posts.

Anonymous said...

Homey - who is G? Why is the DA interested in his trip?

Anonymous said...

Probably not – but it does require a certain degree of linguistic effort to get a point across.
Also, if there are any hardware oriented people locally based, I’d appreciate some help with my currently dead laptop (currently utilizing the SWEETness of strangers). Good to see you again Jade. Wondered what happened…

Anonymous said...

Homey, you rock. You are the reason I read this blog. Mad props.

One piece of 411 that would be cool: Who is Casey's money(shot) partner Mr. G?

All the people Casey deals with have potentially future cellmate written all over them...

Anonymous said...

"Good to see you again Jade. Wondered what happened…"

I work. A lot. I do post at Casey's blog, under the name "Alexis"

Today I asked him why he feels the need to treat himself for working a full day, something the rest of the world does every day.

Oh I just brushed my teeth. I'm going to treat myself to a new Coach handbag!

Anonymous said...

Handbags and purses are so entropic.

Anonymous said...

I just put my dishes in the sink. I'm going to buy myself some new sunglasses!

Anonymous said...

Once again, you all suck big time.
Signing off and never plan to sign back in.

Anonymous said...

I agree with "Eh?". That post didn't quite sounds like Homey. A couple of things stuck out at me. For one thing, Homey normally addresses Rob rather than Casey when posting here. The other thing is the use of "mad peeps" twice in quick succession, which doesn't sound like Homey.

Anonymous said...

It's hard to be a pimp!

Anonymous said...

oh crap, the caveman is right.

Homey CAPITALIZES THE WHOLE TITLE. As in HOMEY DA CLOWN.

Oh crap, I feel like Casey after a meeting with cellmate Bubba: violated. Yes, tricking us Homey lovers is a sin worse than anything Casey's cellmate will do to Casey in the pokey.

Oh, I'm as angry as Tim right now,
but I won't launch into any death threats. Instead, I will take the smug satisfaction in knowing that I WON'T be facing the serious prospect of getting raped, shanked, beaten, or killed in prison for the next decade or so, unlike our little snowflake. Better start lifting weights Casey Konstanza Serin; in prison, they prey upon the weak.... and no more jamba juice for you!

Anonymous said...

oh, and the pecentages for each of the above "what happens to you in prison" items can be found at Dr. Prison's website (which was linked to here awhile back).

Anonymous said...

I knew that wasn't Homey. Homey's posts tend to be more informative and that poster is using a lot of wrong slang.

I could be wrong because I love that clown, but I don't know, something's off.

Anonymous said...

i admit i made that homey post, sorry everyone~
i really miss him and was hoping to draw him out

ok, gotta go before i get lynched

CASEY'S WIFE said...

funny it was available!

please send those pics & post unmoderated comments for casey's wifey to see

http://galinaserin.blogspot.com/

galinaserin@gmail.com

Anonymous said...

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R-Boy said...

Quick Question here, but Casey doesn't credit Vague Guru or any EN peeps about the photos on flickr Right?

I could file a notice of infringement today and essentially kill a good bit of his flickr account.

Should I?

The Dude said...

Any chance on getting a topic about "Donks"....as in cars? Casey is a perfect candidate for a Donkmobile.

Anonymous said...

Nigel refuses to even give his OPINION on what consequences his little friend should face for committing 8 crimes. He also didn't let through a couple posts that, while a just a bit unfavorable, were not 'hater' posts towards him.

A question for those who might know - can a so-called integrity mortgage broker be committing any mistakes by associating with an admitted criminal. Especially when said admitted criminal's offenses occurred in the industry that aforementioned broker works in? There just seems to be something not above board or shady when a supposedly upstanding broker is riding around looking at deals with someone who has admitted to mortgage fraud.

Anonymous said...

Can't you guys find a bigger drill-bit than that?

Although maybe for Casey it will seem big, after Nigel...

Anonymous said...

In Utah, to be a licensed mortgage officer, a person must "Meet the statutory licensing qualifications of good moral character, competency, honesty, integrity, and truthfulness."

Can a person really meet the above requirements when advising, looking at sweet deals, and otherwise associating with a person who has admitted to criminal acts within the mortgage industry and almost to a point EXCUSING said acts of such a person?

Disclaimer: I am not making any accusations, judgements, or drawing any conclusions. I am asking a hypothetical question.

Anonymous said...

All I have are some random thoughts today:

Which foreclosure is up next for our blue-shirted slow flake?

I'm having serious difficulty in believing that he's actually going to try and get a job.

He hasn't posted anything serious in a long time now. I think that he has no plan to take any actions on the remaining properties.

It's all delusional horse shit as far as I can tell. It never changes.

Anonymous said...

if it is anything like the Bars of some states, it is almost impossible to lose your mortgage broker ticket long as you pay your fees and participate in the joke known as continuing education.

Anonymous said...

Stephanie J. said...
"And T...

The punching in the throat thing... I had to wipe a proud tear from my eye.


I gotta be me, girlfriend. :)

And @ chjts:

I got two words for you, buddy:

Anger Management.

Either that or smoke a fattie before you have a friggen heart attack or a stroke. You need to learn to relax, man. Life's too short.

John McKee said...

Casey does have one skill, committing fraud to get cash back at closing.

I just think it's kind of interesting that a partner would enlist Casey's help to look at a house that the seller would be willing to sell for $2,000,000 for a quick close (Read, significantly lower than the listed price) that they say would appraise for $2,500,000 and bring along a mortgage broker.

A house with sellers eager to close quickly at a price much lower than the listed price and the price it will appraise at. An expert at committing mortgage fraud for cash back at closing. Mortgage broker.

hmmm....