Saturday, June 09, 2007

Leverage

So, we buy one of Casey's notes for 5¢ on the dollar and threaten to force him into bancruptcy unless...

Unless what? He eats a bug on Youtube?
Takes out the garbage every Wednesday?

Ahhh leverage.

15 comments:

Anonymous said...

Nationally Recognized First

Soem Dood said...

Murstiest!!!

Uzbecki Durak said...

Blurst!

Great idea - Casey would ENJOY us being his creditors!

Anyone want to take any bets that Casey's "publisher" has been affiliated with Noveau Riche University in some fashion?

chris said...

I've suggested this many times, I'd love the chance to fill his box with letters and fill his voicemail up. I'd send 5,000 letters the first month all different sizes and etc so he might eventually open them or at least not be able to find his real mail...

segfault said...

Sounds like a Sweet Deal™ to me. I'm not sure how you'd go about approaching a lender and telling them you want to buy a note from them... One specific note and only that note!

segfault said...

Also, I wouldn't do an "unless." Force him into BK, period, if that will force the authorities to act. I know this goes against the karmic idea most people have that eventually this thing will blow up on its own (and it probably would), but sometimes karma needs a little jump start.

LOL said...

"Anyone want to take any bets that Casey's "publisher" has been affiliated with Noveau Riche University in some fashion?"

And that snowflake owes his "publisher" a 22k balloon payment? Shocking I say!

The Dude said...

YEAH....have him eat a bug! A big juicy cockroach.

Rob Dawg said...

A Sub-Prime Vegan Sandwich.

The Dude said...

Dawg,

Speaking of Sci-Fi flix and bugs....I just scored an old VHS of "Phase Four"....ever seen it?

Mort said...

If you pay five cents on the dollar for Casey's debt you will loose your a$$. I wouldn't pay a penny per $100 for that looser's bad debts.

Sharky said...

Heh;

The only way I'd put money into anything Casey Serin-related would be if I could put chains on him and put him to workin'.

Make that boy into a "One-man Chain-Gang"

(I wonder how his singin' voice is?).

"Dat Ole Man River"...in Uzbek!

Hit it, Hobbit! You wanna eat tonight, right, boy?

Casey Serin said...

Bugz are not part of a loosely vegan diet. You're all just haterz.

Whoever said...

Book publisher -- organized by NLL?

With whom does Casey have a contract for his writings that we know about already?

With whom does Casey have an NDA that we know about already?

Sweet Pleather Murse said...

At least that would give him something INTERESTING to post on his blog. That thing has gotten really boring lately.