Friday, June 29, 2007

I Feel I Feel Empty

Without Casey there is nothing. Even the Haterz of the Haterz say so. Sniff.


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The Dude said...


MikeHawkenballs said...


eek said...


MikeHawkenballs said...


Missed it by THAT much. ; )

Schnapps said...

Good gawd.

Do you guys have nothing better to do? :P

Damn haterz :>

The Dude said...

FIRST is my life and my destiny. There can be only one.....

eek said...

Time for this hater to go watch Die Hard 4. Casey's Fraudcast still on. He seems to be typing fast. Frantically typing email to his family to see if Duane was bluffin'??

Nigel's Guest Blogger said...

Whoever claimed fireworks was right. Casey is a dolt, he's not going to fake his way out of his hole.

Lawyers and Judges can't be put off by answering questions with other questions.

LossMIT, you're the man. I understand the offer is out there for Casey to make it all stop by Sunday. I'm sure the terms are such that if he takes you up on it, it's rock solid and he'll be forced into normalcy.

I do think he'll try to stop it all at the last minute to stall things even further so that he can continue to nickle and dime his way through life.

Rob Dawg said...

The typing was sitemeter and seeing EN with 3 times the eyeballs of IAFF.

Benoit™ said...

At 10:12 PM, two voices were talking and within seconds he shut it off... a co-conspirator? "Kris" the shower tranny?

Akubi said...

Yeah, Casey must be using the old Nietzschean mind control Trix.

Anonymous said...

Cazey cut off Duane?

I guess he doesn't need his Haterz trafficz anymore!

samk said...

That was a world class ass whoopin. I'm just wondering what Duane knows that should have Casey crapping his pants.

For some reason, Casey's reply to LMP made me think that he is going to be involuntarily committed.

Mouse And Pencil said...

Well, Duane DID turn the flame thrower on him, after Casey was still trying to pick up the pieces from Mark's bunker buster.

Mark...20 days...VERY interesting. Won't say anything, not asking, but I think I have an magnificent bastard. I READ YOUR BOOK!

Sorry, channeling Patton there.

samk said...

Correction: Casey's replies to everybody made me think he should be involuntarily committed.

Re: Supporterz said...

Without Casey there is nothing. Even the Haterz of the Haterz say so. Sniff.

My grandparents are visiting and they're listening to a TiVoed PBS special of this great old timey music by Paul Simon. He was a folk musician circa 1970's. The music is relevent today.
It reminds me of the supportz:

When youre weary, feeling small,
When tears are in your eyes, I will dry them all;
Im on your side. when times get rough
And friends just cant be found,
Like a bridge over troubled water

I will lay me down.

When youre down and out,
When youre on the street,
When evening falls so hard
I will comfort you.
Ill take your part.
When darkness comes
And pains is all around,
Like a bridge over troubled water
I will lay me down.

This so forceably reminded me of them.

Tavington said...

Another Casey talkcast, I can't wait to download it and hear how much of an arse-whoopin' he lays on all of you Hatahs, beeyotch.

Mouse And Pencil said...

If we're talking Simon and Garfunkel, the better song for tonight would be

The Boxer:

I am just a poor boy, though my storys seldom told.
I have squandered my resistance,
For a pocketful of mumbles, such are promises.
All lies and jest.
Still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest.

When I left my home and my family I was no more than a boy,
In the company of strangers,
In the quiet of a railway station, runnin scared.
Laying low, seeking out the poorer quarters,
Where the ragged people go.
Lookin for the places, only they would know.

Lie-la-lie ...

Asking only workmans wages I come lookin for a job,
But I get no offers,
Just a come-on from the whores on seventh avenue.
I do declare there were times when I was so lonesome,
I took some comfort there.
Oooh la, la, la ...

And the years are rollin by me.
They are rockin evenly.
I am older than I once was, and younger than Ill be.
Thats not unusual.
It isnt strange,
After changes upon changes, we are more or less the same.
After changes, we are more or less the same.

Lie-la-lie ...

Then Im laying out my winter clothes and wishing I was gone,
Going home, where the new york city winters arent bleedin me.
Leadin me, to goin home.

In the clearing stands a boxer and a fighter by his trade,
And he carries the reminders of every glove that laid him down,
Or cut him til he cried out in his anger and his shame,
I am leaving, I am leaving.
But the fighter still remains.

Lie-la-lie ...

Anonymous said...

Either Casey or Toby just released new comments on the last post.

Schnapps said...


There were 70 some odd comments a bit ago.

WeWantTheFunk said...

I can't stop snickering. Casey was beaten like a gong.

He kinda wants to be back by July 4th 'cause it's not a holiday down there, y'know? Never mind that he has an appointment in Superior Court on July 5th. Hee!

We HAVE to find out the details of his flight back so a contingent can meet him at the airport to wave and smile.

Broward Horne said...

Oh, what the hell, I may as well reap my final wave of publicity. My "Clickfraud Detection" submission showcasing was accepted by Defcon, I'll doing a presentation the weekend of Aug 3-5th.

Clickfraud Detection

Maybe we can have lunch, Marty?!

Call me!

Anonymous said...

(posted before)
THE CASEY (to the tune of “the Boxer” by Paul Simon)

I am just a poor boy though my story’s often told
I have thrown away my marriage
For a higher google rating
So much for promises

All lies in jest
‘till I hear just what I want to hear
And disregard the rest
I lie, I lie, I lie, I lie (etc.)

When I left my home and family I had nothing but my murse
And an invite from some strangers
Half a world away, yeah I was runnin’ scared
Laying low, seeking out some more sweet deals
From the other smarmy players
The kind of deals that only they would know
I lie, I lie, I lie, I lie (etc.)

Not one to work for wages, I go seeking “sponsorship”
And I get some offers
From folks that want to jump onboard and ride my wave
I do declare, as unlikely as it seems
Most turn out to be even shadier than me
I lie, I lie, I lie, I lie (etc.)

Now my hosts are pointing to the door, suggesting that I go
Back to where I came from
Though my answer must no, no one there to feed me
Just want to bleed me
Duh Duh, Duh (etc.)

Now I’m stranded in the outback, a grifter far from home
Still carrying the reminder
Of every cash back deal, and the cash long-gone
As the haterz shout in anger that I should be ashamed
Just for leaving, still believing
Though Galina still remains.
I lie, I lie, I lie, I lie (etc.)

soem dood said...

" magnificent bastard. I READ YOUR BOOK!"

Love the scene, love the movie.

" bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his..."

Annie said...

I'm hungry

I'm in the mood for a side of beef, a 16 oz beer, and cheese cake for desert.

Anyone interested?

samk said...


Grats to you sir!

The Real Wagga™ said...

@Annie IPA?

R-Boy said...

I didn't want to listen in, but I read the comments. Mark, nice job and I know you got him scurrying. You too Duane. Had I known you guys wanted to do that, I would've chimed in.

But we already have our MASSIVE FOCUSED ACTION day planned don't we? Oh yes, we do.

Can't wait to contribute.

Anonymous said...

Anybody have an idea how long it should take talkcast to post the mp3?

Pearl said...

I can't believe he got conned into giving up his phone number! Nice play!

The Real Wagga™ said...


All oz males receive a masters BBQ licence at birth. Some of us go on to instructors, 50mm and 100 mm endorsements. I am at your service.

samk said...


On one of your power point slides you have the following:

*Electron Flow (I=E*R) (Networks)

I always thought Ohm's Law stated that I=E/R. Or is that a completely different formula.

Annie said...

@ Wagga

What does IPA mean?

The Dude said...


Usually takes 40 minutes after it closes for them to post. I'm going to grab and host if anyone wants to link/listen w/o accessing TalkShoe

The Real Wagga™ said...


My ex-wife's ex daughter-in law used to work at the Cheesecake Factory. That's all I know about cheesecake except for yummie!

Anonymous said...

I just Youtubed "The Boxer" Beautiful and fitting.

WeWantTheFunk said...


IPA = India Pale Ale

also: Are you married? 'Cause . . .

The Real Wagga™ said...


India Pale Ale.

To transport a barrel of beer through the tropics on a rolling sailing clipper for pommie troops in india required high levels of alcohol & hops (a natural preservative) What is not to like?

soem dood said...

@ 7:39

Yup, "E" over "R" equals "I".

And as for wagga @ 7:42... sounds like a Ferris Bueller tale:

"Thanks, Simone."

"Absolutely no problem whatsoever. Totally."


teucer said...

Yup, sucks to be Casey. Unfortunately, the act of throwing yourself on the mercy of strangers requires that you place a certain amount of trust in each one that you rely on.

And that means trusting that they are who they say they are, that they live where they say they live, that they will put you up for a couple of days when they promise that they will, and it means trusting them with personal things, like your rucksack, your murse, and your phone number.

The world might not be such a friendly place after all, if you're Casey. Ain't karma a bitch when you are?

Annie said...

Not married. Ex-husband put me through the ringer......

Am a kind hearted single woman with a cat.


Broward Horne said...

"Electron Flow (I=E*R) (Networks)"

Wow, thanks, there's a few errors I haven't corrected yet but I missed that one!

Sorry, I havent' done electronics in twenty years now. :)

samk said...

Yeah...from your blog it looks like you've got your mind wrapped around other stuff right now.


The Real Wagga™ said...


Wringer - sorry... I'm a spelling nazi.

And I have 3 mogs already.

Please contact the Dawg: he has my real email address, can initiate a private conversation. And I have a windscreen tool, too.

Annie said...

@ Wagga

I'm a horrible speller.... worse at typing.... I should type everything in word, run spell check and then copy/paste - but then it isn't "organic" (UGH - can't believe I just wrote that -- shoot me now).

What's a mog?

And Rob has my e-mail address....

The Real Wagga™ said...


Mog: A dishevilled woman or a cat.

My mogs:

Radar - the oldest, detects SR71s at 10,000 km.

Puck - Part Shakespeare part hockey

Grub - largest, dirtiest feet ever.

Will send pics if you want...

Akubi said...

I thought a mog was a bog.

Akubi said...

Yeah, I'm in the mood for my Oggy and his long sharp sword but he seems to have gone offline.

WeWantTheFunk said...


You live with THREE disheveled women?

Stupidtoo said...

Anyone else feel a little dirty readung Annie and Wagga's flirting?

Akubi said...

Nope. In fact, I enjoy the Shakespearean reference points.

NotAnOptimist said...

@ The Dude
If you're grabbing the fraudcast mp3 and hosting it, please put up a link?

SolarKoi said...

This thread is being brought to you by™™. We hate because we love.

That darn Talkcast is taking quite a while to come up... the server must be choking a bit with all the bile that was spewed.

Orson Buggy said...

As for Snowflake's performance tonight, what could anyone familiar with him expect? "It's not MY fault! I didn't do anything wrong. It the haterz fault!" And Mocha was incomprehensible, which is not news to anyone. Hell, even with a crystal clear connection, she's uncomprehensible.


Ohm's law comes in two parts. E=IR, which you referred to, and P=IE, where P = Power measured in watts.

@Annie, about Wagga's famed Down Under Barbie skills, or any Aussie's Famed BBQ Skills for that matter...

When the summer sun is shining on Australia's happy land
Round countless fires, in strange attire in many solemn bands
of glum Australians watching as the lunch goes up in flames
By the smoke and the smell you can plainly tell, that it's barbie time again

When the steaks are burning fiercely, when the smoke gets in your eyes
When the snacks all taste like fried toothpaste and your mouth is full of flies
It's a national institution, it's Australian through and through
So come on mate and grab your plate, let's have a barbeque!

The Scots eat lots of haggis, the French eat snails and frogs
The Greeks throw kakis on their mousakis, and the Chinese love hot dogs
The Welshmen love to have a leek, the Irish like their stew
But you just can't beat that half-cooked meat at an Aussie barbeque

When the steaks are burning fiercely, when the smoke gets in your eyes
When the snacks all taste like fried toothpaste and your mouth is full of flies
It's a national institution, it's Australian through and through
So come on mate and grab your plate, let's have a barbeque

There's flies stuck to the margarine, the bread has gone rock hard
The kids are fighting and the mossies are biting, who forgot the Aerogard?
There's bull ants in the eskie, and the beer is running out
And what you saw in Mom's cole slaw, you just don't think about

When the steaks are burning fiercely, when the smoke gets in your eyes
When the snacks all taste like fried toothpaste and your mouth is full of flies
It's a national institution, it's Australian through and through
So come on mate and grab your plate, let's have a barbeque

And when the barbie's over and your homeward way you wend
With a queezy tummy on the family dunny, many lonely hours you'll spend
You might find yourself reflecting, like many often do
Come rain or shine that's the bloody last time that you'll have a barbeque!

When the steaks are burning fiercely, when the smoke gets in your eyes
When the snacks all taste like fried toothpaste and your mouth is full of flies
It's a national institution, it's Australian through and through
So come on mate and grab your plate, let's have a barbeque!

The Real Wagga™ said...


Anonymous said...

Calm down. A little bit of coquetry in the dawg house never hurt anyone.

Akubi said...

Speaking of "dirty" bondage stuff don't forget to play this week's
6 Degrees of Casey Serin to Bettie Page

Broward Horne said...

All right!

Casey downloaded my presentation!

I submitted the link directly to his site rather than the redirect that I posted here!

$10 reserve bid to auction the machine signature! Do I hear $20?

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Anonymous said...

Ick. Spare us.

Broward Horne said...

Yup, that was Casey downloading from Sydney! I asked him to do a cameo appearance at my Defcon presentation, if he thought he could get into the country without being arrested.

Cazey, I'll even buy you one (1) Arby's Jumbo MEGAMEAT sandwich, none of this wimpy vegan stuff, make a man out of you.

Mark, will you let me borrow Casey just for an hour? I promise to leave the cuffs on (heck, if I can get Dominique to show up, I'll wear them myself!)

The Dude said...

Still no TalkShow mp3 file for tonight's FraudCast.

Hmmmm...I wonder if Snowflake is lobbying for it to be withheld. It wasn't a good night for the Boy Wonder.

In all other episodes, they post the file within an hour of ending....

lawnmower man said...

Casey has changed the banner at IAFF to "Download/listen to June 29 Foreclosure Fridays Show". (Don't get excited though: it's still not there.)

The Real Wagga™ said...

"The Tong-Master"

Wagga was at the barbecue and Dawg was at the barbecue and I was at he
barbecue; three men standing around a barbecue, sipping beer, staring at
sausages, rolling them backwards and forwards, never leaving them alone. We
didn't know why we were at the barbecue; we were just drawn there like moths
to a flame. The barbecue was a powerful gravitational force, a man-magnet.

Dawg said the thin ones could use a turn, I said yeah I reckon the thin ones
could use a turn, Wagga said yeah they really need a turn it was a unanimous
turning decision. Wagga was the Tong-Master, a true artist, he gave a couple of
practice snaps of his long silver tongs, SNAP SNAP, before moving in, prodding,
teasing, and with an elegant flick of his wrist, rolling them onto their little
backs. A lesser tong-man would've flicked too hard; the sausages would've
gone full circle, back to where they started. Nice, I said. The others went

Fergus was passing us, he heard the siren-song- sizzle of the snags, the
barbecue was calling, beckoning, Fergusssss ...come. He stuck his head in and
said any room? We said yeah and began the barbecue shuffle; Wagga shuffled to
the left, Dawg shuffled to the left, I shuffled to the left, Fergus slipped in
beside me, we sipped our beer. Now there were four of us staring at sausages,
and Wagga gave me the nod, my cue.

I was second-in-command, and I had to take the raw sausages out of the
plastic bag and lay them on the barbecue; not too close together, not too far
apart, curl them into each other's bodies like lovers -fat ones, thin ones, herbed
and continental. The chipolatas were tiny, they could easily slip down between
the grill, falling into the molten hot-bead-netherworld below. Carefully I laid
them sideways ACROSS the grill, clever thinking. Wagga snapped his tongs with
approval; there was no greater barbecue honour.

Sleighty came along, he said looking good, looking good -the irresistible lure of
the barbecue had pulled him in too. We said yeah and did the shuffle, left, left,
left, left, he slipped in beside Fergus, we sipped our beer. Five men, lots of
sausages. Dawg was the Fork-pronger; he had the fork that pronged the tough
hides of the Bavarian bratwursts and he showed a lot of promise. Stabbing
away eagerly, leaving perfect little vampire holes up and down the casing.
Sleighty was shaking his head, he said I they cook better if you don't poke
them. There was a long silence, you could have heard a chipolata drop, and
this newcomer was a rabble-rouser, bringing in his crazy ideas from outside. He
didn't understand the hierarchy; first the Tong-master, then the Sausage-layer,
then the Fork-pronger -and everyone below was just a watcher.Maybe
eventually they'll move up the ladder, but for now - don't rock the Weber.

Annie popped her head in; hmmm, smells good, she said. She was trying to
jostle into the circle; we closed ranks, pulling our heads down and our shoulders
in, mumbling yeah yeah yeah, but making no room for her. She was keen, going
round to the far side of the barbecue, heading for the only available space . . .
the gap in the circle where all the smoke and ashes blew. Nobody could survive
the gap; Annie was going to try. She stood there stubbornly, smoke blinding her
eyes, ashes filling her nostrils, sausage fat spattering all over her arms and
face. Until she couldn't take it anymore, she gave up and backed off.

Fergus waited till she was gone and sipped his beer. We sipped our beer, yeah.
Wagga handed me his tongs. I looked at him and he nodded. I knew what was
happening, I'd waited a long time for this moment - the abdication. The tongs
weighed heavy in my hands, firm in my grip - was I ready for the responsibility?
Yes, I was. I held them up high and they glinted in the sun. Don't forget to turn
the thin ones Wagga said as he walked away from the barbecue, disappearing
toward the house. Yeah I called back, I will, I will. I snapped them twice, SNAP
SNAP, before moving in, prodding, teasing, and with an elegant flick of my
wrist, rolling them back onto their little bellies.

I was a natural, I was the TONG-MASTER. But only until Wagga got back from
the toilet

Akubi said...

Who gives a rat's ass about tongs, we want THONGS.

TK said...

I'm in dire need of MP3

Was this the best ever? Sounds like it...

Anyone got a recap? I took a certain sleep aid and am slipping fast. To work again in the AM!

I need a fast synopsis!

The Dude said...


I know, I'm camped out at TalkShoe.

Akubi said...

Not to mention duck dongs and shit. Some of us have wasted a lot of massive focused action in looser W-2-ville and will out-thong your tong mastery.

Anonymous said...

Time to sell the blog,
Anyone else see the funny Casey spoof Heekee posted on Camp Idiot?

The Real Wagga™ said...


Clockwise or counter-clockwise duck dongs? Screwing in the wrong sense means no new ducklings

Akubi said...

Why is Oggy, my endless source of undying lust, always missing when I want his massive focused action?
I guess that's life.

Anonymous said...

Is Casey finally being suit in court? Is he coming back before July 5th? Thanks in advance for the info.

Akubi said...

The Real Wagga™ ,
Ducklings are only good if they're not humanoid forms of entropic events.

The Real Wagga™ said...


A graven image of you wearing a thong
would be acceptable at this time.

Doesn't mean I give up my fealty to Annie or Aspeth, though...

Broward Horne said...

Wow, I think Cazey released my comment about a doing a cameo at Defcon. I've gotten two more downloads from Sydney and there's 7 new comments.

I guess I'm not a true Haterz.
Which I'm not. I mean, the guy is a swindler and I wouldn't trust him with my underwear but I can't get worked up about him.

The US is filled with guys like him now... one of them is my wife!

Anonymous said...

quit smoking that stuff unless you have enough to share with the whole class...

lawnmower man said...

Good recap by NGB over at What Casey Means To Say.

Stephanie J. said...

Wow.. just got home. Looks like Casey got his tiny ass handed to him on a silver platter by Annie, LossMit & Duane.

I always miss the good ones.

Alabama_Swamp_Donkey said...

You kids have a good weekend, we're headed to Duane's neck of the woods, then Callaway Gardens. The talkcast was a nice cap on a good week.

t said...

@Akubi - Part II


Akubi said...

Yeah, well Ogg is the only one who has my graven images (because he's so sweet and earnest and knows what to do with a spear) - so I have a huge crush on him but simultaneously fear I freak him out.

KC said...

I wish they would hurry up and post the mp3

The Real Wagga™ said...

Clockwise screwup - t was really me - the Real Wagga

Schnapps said...

Ok, Akubi, I played the 6 degrees game. Enjoy.

Akubi said...

Smoking stuff? The concept gives me a migraine.
Personally, I blame the whole thing on fucked up parents and strange neurotoxins in the womb.

Anonymous said...

What's gonna happened during the MASSIVE FOCUS attention day? Has Casey been issued an order to appear in court next week?

Akubi said...

Thanks, Schnapps. You're super awesome.

Akubi said...

Schnapps ROCKS like School House Rock or something like that!

NotAnOptimist said...

I'm no Ogg, but I'll gladly be your "endless source of undying lust" while he's away. ;-)

Schnapps said...


Do you mean "School of Rock"?

Nacho would like that. :)

Akubi said...

You're testing my loyalty and I am very loyal dog-person.

Anonymous said...

New Casey post!!! This one's a doozy!

June 29th, 2007 9:42 pm
Mark Villasenor is Suing Me and My Innocent Family - Please Help!

Mark Villasenor is somebody who initially offered to represent me with the lenders. So I trusted him with A LOT of personal information. He is now using the information against me and threatening me with a lawsuit. I don’t see any basis for it - seems like a complete frivolous lawsuit just because he is personally out to get me. I’ve done NOTHING wrong toward him.

I’m outpowered by myself. Mark Villasenor is obviously using his perceived legal knowledge against me by sending me this legal mumbo jumbo that he knows I don’t understand. He know I don’t have any legal representation and can’t afford to hire an attorney. Talking about kicking a person when they are down!!

I think he claims that I’m breaking some law about “profiting from crime” or something like that. What crime?? All I have done is share my mistakes in real estate investing and loans on this blog - openly and honestly - in order to help others. Yes, I have done some shady things but I’m not boasting about it, but on the contrary telling people NOT to cut corners!

Of course, I also have a profit motive. Why not?? Why wouldn’t I turn the publicity and traffic into a real functioning business to help people in foreclosure? This is my best chance to pay off my debt, make it right and provide value. Why does this guy Mark Villasenor try to sabotage my efforts to make money through this blog and my upcoming foreclosure book?

And he bringing in my innocent family members into this lawsuit is crazy!!! Yes, the actual attached complaint (shown below with same names withheld) names my family members and neutral blog readers and some made up entities.

I am asking community to step in and help me deal with this Mark Villasenor guy. If you know anybody who can help me or any tips, let me know.

Since Mark chose to bring this whole case in public (via my June 29th podcast) I am responding by posting his email (addressed at me and my publisher for the foreclosure book):
The Email

=== start of email ===

Mr. Serin & Mr. SXXXXXX:

Attached you’ll find a PDF copy (complaint-1.pdf) of the Caption Page for suit I prepared and may file early next week, seeking restrictive court orders preventing your unlawful profiteer based on unlawful conduct; and, perpetrations of fraud and manipulation of Google search engine systems. Such conduct is actionable under California law (in part Bus. & Prof. Code §17200) being fully supported by the evidence (EXHIBITS) attached thereto the complaint including, but not exclusive to, your joint venture contract (attached hereto as XXXXX.pdf).

In the matter of Injunctive Relief, be advised; 1) Ex Parte’ (single party) motions have been calendared in Sacramento Superior Court, to be heard on 5 July 2007; 2) the hearing shall be held in either Department 53 before Judge McMaster at 9:00 AM, or Department 54 before Her Honor Chang at 2:00 PM; 3) Sacramento Superior Court is located at 720 9th Street, Sacramento, California (downtown); and, 4) once a Case No. has been assigned (upon filing the complaint), a final Court Department shall be determined for the set motion hearing and a secondary notice will be delivered to you by email (to include copies of the motion) and/or telephonically – within or exceeding 24 hours of said hearing.

Please take notice the purpose of this writing is to provide advanced notice of the Ex Parte’ hearing, and afford you both one last opportunity to resolve issues before engaging the court. Should you wish to entertain the latter and earnestly seek a more amicable conclusion, as opposed to court restraint? I shall be happy to discuss settlement terms with you or counsel. Kindly contact me accordingly by phone on or before 9:00 PM July 1, 2007; after which I’ll presume seeking the court’s intervention is conclusively required.

Mark Villaseñor
Queuetrac Asset Systems,
“Problem Debts From Red To Black!” - sm
1257 Sanguinetti Rd., Ste. 244
Sonora, California 95370
Voice: 1-Too-Queuetrac (866-783-8387), Ext. 01
Fax: 1-877-Queuetrac (877-783-8387)

=== end of email ===

1. Complaint-1.pdf (original witheld but see the copy-n-paste version below)

2. Casey-XXXXX_Contract.pdf (withheld due to non-disclosure constraints)
Contents of Complaint-1.pdf

(with same names X’ed out to protect the innocent)

======== start of document =======

Mark Villaseñor, Doing Business As
Queuetrac Asset Systems
1257 Sanguinetti Road, #244
Sonora, California 95370
Plaintiffs, In Properia Persona


Mark Villaseñor, an unmarried man,
individually and Doing Business As,
Queuetrac Asset Systems,


Casey K. Serin, a married man, individually;
HXXXXX Investments, Inc., a California
Corporation;, an
Internet Publication and Partnership; AXXX
Serin, a married woman, individually; MXXXXX
(“MXXXX”) SXXXXX, a man of unknown marital
status, individually;;, an Internet
Publication and Partnership; “Effing Back
Stabbers,” sued herein as DOES No. 1;
“Whoever,” sued herein as DOES No. 2;
“Mocha,” sued herein as DOES No. 3; and,
22 DOES 4 to 200, Inclusive,

Case No.:
RELIEF & DAMAGES (Bus. & Prof. Code
§17200); AND, DEMAND FOR

Amount demanded exceeds $10,000,
and is less than $25,000.

Now come Mark Villaseñor and Queuetrac Asset Systems, Plaintiffs, alleging:


1. Plaintiff, Mark Villaseñor is now, and at all times relative to this complaint was, a resident of Tuolumne County doing business under the fictitious business name of Queuetrac Asset Systems (hereinafter jointly referred to as “Plaintiffs”). Plaintiffs have

Complaint: Villaseñor, et al vs. Serin, et al

======== end of document ========

NotAnOptimist said...

Can't you adopt another puppy? *hopeful puppy eyes*

Anonymous said...

I like akubi :-)

She does not take all this Casey shit as seriously as the rest of you haterz.

She, I would say has a fullfilled life, except for the occasional yearn for the cave man, Ogg. (LOL)

Akubi said...

Nacho? First thought that comes to mind is MOCHA.

Anonymous said...

This is getting dirty. It feels like I am listening to multiple people in different stalls at a rest stop.

teucer said...

In the words of the great philosopher Nelson Muntz: "Ha ha!"

Rob, you should use a pic of Nelson if/when you post about this. If you do requests, that is.

Akubi said...

Yeah, super dirty. Lick my cunt.
Anyhow, to add to my bad day, Aspeth just sent me a comment to suggest we will never hear about her Bollywood career!

The Dude said...

Based on Mark's comments and the impending legal reckon TalkShoe's holding the mp3?

teucer said...

I liked this part especially:
"I’m outpowered by myself. Mark Villasenor is obviously using his perceived legal knowledge against me by sending me this legal mumbo jumbo that he knows I don’t understand. He know I don’t have any legal representation and can’t afford to hire an attorney. Talking about kicking a person when they are down!!"


God it's all so unfair. And he said he wanted to help you all those months ago, too.

Man, this sure makes you think. Maybe acting in a way that makes you the World's Most Hated Blogger isn't always such an awesome idea?

Good job, Lost Mittens. It's nice to see that actions can still have consequences.

Casey, you're a charming lad. Just explain your position to the judge. They're trained to hear both sides of the story, and as you're so clearly in the right, this should be easy for you to explain. I don't know why you think you'd need a counsel.

Anonymous said...

LMP! You ARE the MAN!

Simply freaking outstanding!


NotAnOptimist said...

I thought Aspeth's comment meant she'd tell us about Bollywood, just not NOW.

lawnmower man said...

LossMitPro named *Mocha*? WTF?

And is that really the end of the complaint?

Akubi said...

Anyway, I am pretty depressed about the overall state of affairs and my missing Bollywood post so I'm outta here.

teucer said...

Hey Mittens, good job getting a whole post dedicated to you on IAFF, with all your contact details to boot.

Bearing in mind Casey's track record, I'd much much more inclined to purchase services from someone he doesn't recommend. The more vehemently he denounces that person, the more reliable he seems.

Furthermore, unlike most of Casey's other business contacts, you've shown a brisk willingness to get things moving.

I will laugh heartily if you get any business through Casey's indignation.

Anonymous said...


If you are going to get really dirty - go all the way - Don't hold back now - Go back to the thong stuff - the nite is young.

teucer said...

Did no one else record the mp3?

Bums. Sorry I missed that then.

The Dude said...

*IF* Mark files the suit, remember it's Ex Parte so Casey doesn't have to show in order for the Judge to rule. All Mark has to do is prove he's be properly notified. Tonight's TalkCast WAS that notificaton.....but it's not been posted yet.

Just a glance through the info, it appears as though he's asking for a temp injunction. If it's granted, Snowflake's "business" comes to a screeching halt. No Sweet Links income, No Sweet Book, No "it's my baby" Blog. In legal, zilch, nadda

Other said...

teucer said-

"Casey, you're a charming lad. Just explain your position to the judge. They're trained to hear both sides of the story, and as you're so clearly in the right, this should be easy for you to explain. I don't know why you think you'd need a counsel."


teucer said...

Shit. He'd better hope that Lionel Hutz reads his blog; some law talkin' guy who will work pro boner.

teucer said...

Casey, if you think this is scary, wait to see what happens with the IRS.

Schnapps said...

I expect Mark has a recording of the fraudcast.

In any case, its sometimes taken longer than 40-60 mins to be available. I often don't get it till the next day.

BelowTheCrowd said...

Can't afford an attorney?

What about his "Power Team?"

Guess he was full of shit.

As always.

If you act like a big shot, somebody is eventually going to call you on it. Casey talked awfully big about his "team," as did Marty.

So let's see the big "power teams" guys. Bring 'em on!


The Dude said...


I've never had to wait more than an hour for a file......but there's always a FIRST. Hehe

I'm gonna hit the sack and see if it's posted in the am.

Schnapps said...

@The Dude

Not that I know a whole lot about these things...

I expect the length of time it takes to be posted is dependent on a variety of factors: how many talkcasts were done that day/evening/in a certain timeframe, how big the file is, and so on.

And I rarely get cut-outs on the sound on the live talkcasts - but it was happening quite a bit tonight. Wouldn't be the murst time a site has had technical difficulties :>

Jake said...

Who's da bitch!

jake said...

Don't download it, putting it up on my server. 5 minutes please!

Casey's Mum said...

Come to Mother, Casey - let me hold you in my arms.

Mother never wanted him to get in any trouble /
why'd you ever have to leave me?

Worm your honour, let me take him home ...

(posted at IAFF; Casey the slime won't approve it)

BubbaJones said...

I'd hafta say that since Snowflake's posted the complaint email on his blog he's been properly notified.


Tony Soprano said...

Holy shit! I BOW to Duane and LMP. I've been out of the loop for a while but I'd say Snowflake is toast. As soon as it's up, I'll listen to the mp3. I'm pretty good at listening between the lines so this ought to be interesting.

Thomas Paine said...

What's the bet Casey hits up his family for a settlement with LossMitPro? That wouldn't be cool.

Unless ... LMP goes for the blog! Transfer of ownership of the domain and website passwords as the settlement.

Sweet dreams, Casey. You are reaping what you sowed.

Schnapps said...

And captured - screen shot and text.

Jake said...

It will be at Here.

I will delete it once I get word that The Dude gets it or whatever.

But, it's about a 1/3 uploaded right now.

Anonymous said...

i need it too...please wait for me!


lawnmower man said...

So I wonder how long it'll be before we see the full complaint, and the Casey/Marty contract, posted at QAS?

Because it sounds to me like Casey got served; Casey tried to serve back; and now it's on.

BelowTheCrowd said...

Let's fill in the blanks:

Casey K. Serin, a married man, individually;
HXXXXX Investments, Inc., a California Corporation;, an
Internet Publication and Partnership;
AXXX Serin, a married woman, individually;
MXXXXX (“MXXXX”) SXXXXX, a man of unknown marital status, individually;;, an Internet
Publication and Partnership;
“Effing Back Stabbers,” sued herein as DOES No. 1;
“Whoever,” sued herein as DOES No. 2;
“Mocha,” sued herein as DOES No. 3; and,
22 DOES 4 to 200, Inclusive,

In order:

Hammar Investments. (Casey's corp.)

Anna Serin. (Casey's mom and most recent financer.)

Martin ("Marty") Stewart. ("Publisher" and partner) (Marty's company)

Adding in the trollz as John Doe defendents allows LMP to subpena records which could lead to their IP addresses and possibly identities. Mostly what I suspect he's looking for is any proof that any of them are directly affiliated with Marty. The fact that they all showed up here right around the time the deal happened is a pretty good indication that he might find something.

I'm not sure involving the mom makes sense. She's the one person in the bunch who might be able to come up with enough money to satisfy the court that damages were paid, or maybe even hire an attorney.


Anonymous said...

Terrible... Casey, terrible...

Do you remember when you complained about creditors calling your friends and relatives? Guess what... that's because you used them as references on your loans! And now you have involved your mom with your fraud corporation, so therefore she is responsible/liable in relation to it. DO YOU GET IT? What did you think it meant to involve her with Hammar Investments? Damn you are dumb.

Anonymous said...

"liable" and "trade liable" should be "libel" and "trade libel", respectively.

Jean Valjean said...

Maybe because she IS the cosigner for Hammar?

Jake said...

Almost there, sorry guys that it isn't faster.

The Dude said...

I thought I'd give it one for shot before hitting the sack.
The TalkCast mp3 is HERE

Late...I'm outta here!

YouSoSpecial said...

In case you were wondering about the mumbo jumbo:
California Business and Professions Code Section 17200

SmellyPogoStick said...
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Schnapps said...

And now that I have given link love to Jake and The Dude, I also am going to bed.

Jake said...

DONE!! Download like happy kids, I'll leave it up for the night. I don't know if talkshoe is going to show the link to it or not.

Tony Soprano said...

Ok, I'm listening.

No talking about my family, lol....


Anonymous said...

I am a long way from CA, and know nothing about CA courts, if they don't allow cameras then someone with some artistic skill needs to be there to manage the stick-figure court room drawings of Casey and friends.

LossMitPro said...

In response to Mr. Serin’s childish outburst by posting protecting material on his blog regarding our dealings, I offer you only the following (as told to some friends here recently) and then I’ll remain somewhat silent for a time.

Folklore has it that when General George Patton (WWII), was benignly asked by an aide what his objective was behind taking on Field Marshal Erwin Rommel... Patton purportedly said something to the affect; 'If he sticks it out, I'm gonna kick his ass!'

I’ll leave it to you to decide, whose hind-parts are showing.


Tony Soprano said...

Someone needs to tell Snowflake not to fuck with Cashcall any more. Anyone wanna place bets that CC is at the gate to serve him?

Tony Soprano said...

oh man......the first caller is owning his ass

Anonymous said...

I am driving to San Diego tommorow - i am going to put this fraudcast on my iPod and enjoy the show!

Tony Soprano said...

Business or marriage? Lol....

Rob Dawg said...

...Mark files the suit, remember it's Ex Parte so Casey doesn't have to show in order for the Judge to rule. All Mark has to do is prove he's be[en] properly notified. Tonight's TalkCast WAS that notificaton.

And the foolish IAFF post is enough to prove it. Yes, this is one of the plans.

Gee Mark, you may have a way with the law but you need to leave the frama to the pros. ;-)

Yeah, right. Lest anyone has forgotten, this is a hobby. The supporterz and trollz don't believe that but the fact that any one of us really can walk away is why all the crap don't stick.

Casey is gonna wish he were arrested within a few days. How much should I charge him for permission to post on EN?

Okay, enough preliminaries. More posts tomorrow with another aspect of what is coming. G'nite.

Tony Soprano said...

Oh man, his voice cracked as soon as LMP came on.

Gaming the Credit System said...

Many thanks to The Dude and/or Jake (?) for the MP3!

SmellyPogoStick said...


1: The complaint Casey posted stops after declaring the plaintiffs. We don't know what LMP's complaint is.
2: LMP has taken down the "content creation" sessions.
3: LMP is going pro se. This doesn't thrill me, but I'm giving him the benefit of the doubt.

Anonymous said...

I think you guys have the whole concept of ex parte and notice confused.

Ex Parte means you go in without the other side present to talk to the judge.

If you're having a hearing, for both sides, then it requires notice and both parties get to be there.

Be careful Loss Mit Pro. He's close enough to failing on his own, don't get dragged down with him in your enthusiasm to speed up the process.

Tony Soprano said...

question with a question, lol..

Anonymous said...

'i like the word arbitrage cuz it jus soundz kewl' <- Casey Serin 2007

Tony Soprano said...

Note to self: Steer clear of LMP

lawnmower man said...

LMP has taken down the "content creation" sessions.

Hmm. So he has.

Tony Soprano said...

Casey sounds like he's gonna cry:)

BelowTheCrowd said...


The rule, I believe, should always be "honor your contracts."

People in your line of work understand this essential business fact.

I would not hesitate to deal with LMP in good faith, though I can't imagine getting into a situation that would lead me to doing so.

I would definitely not do business with LMP in bad faith. But really that's true of anybody I do business with, whether or not I know they like to get even.


Tony Soprano said...

Man, LMP just wrapped up. I'd say the MOAB is on it's way..

Anonymous said...

You know you are a hopeless Casey addict when...

...during dinner, you shoulder everyone else aside as you crassly dive for the best portion of the main dish while shouting "murst!" find yourself whistling the 4-note talkshoe jingle at random times during the day. have asked your significant other to hold a clipboard and/or wear big retro-style sunglasses as part of a "real estate inspection" sexual fantasy roleplay scenario.


Tony Soprano said...

I've had parties on the other side of the deal attempt to not honor contracts. Not fun. Actually, my coments about LMP were wrong. I'd like him on my side when SHTF. Lucky for me, I've never been on the "wrong" side before but I'm sure I'll fuck something up someday. LMP, you ever make it to Seattle, drop a line. Dinner on me. Not at Chipotle:)

Orson Buggy said...

@anon 11:28 PM

... for a romantic evening, you take your SO to the bath fixtures department of Home Depot.

Holiday Inn said...

The whole LMP v. Casey lawsuit thing cracks me up. Both the complaint and Casey's response are brilliant. LMP and Casey keep finding unexpected ways to entertain.

An aside: I hope the posters kissing LMP's behind were being facetious. I'd look at LMP and the other characters formerly associated with Casey with a healthy dose of skepticism. LMP, Duane, and Nigel provide entertainment, but imho prudent, serious businesspeople wouldn't have touched Casey with a ten foot pole even back then, not just now.

BelowTheCrowd said...

Holiday Inn,

LMP's business is assisting people who have fucked themselves with their creditors, so they can move on, or at least file bankruptcy in a clean manner.

Casey is probably an extreme case, but I'd bet there's a bit of Casey in every client LMP has. Some people make their money off services to people that most of the world wouldn't touch.

Duane, if I understand correctly, is in a similarly-focused line of business.

Nigel, I agree. I still don't see why he went there in the first place.


Anonymous said...

What the hell does he expect his supporterz (tm) to do? File briefs on his behalf? Contribute to his legal defense fund? (Bingo.)

BelowTheCrowd said...

His "Legal Defense Fund" will be a plane ticket to some other country. Like the one to Australia it "won't cost him anything" because the money will all have come from somebody else.


Gaming the Credit System said...

I don't get why everybody keeps harping on the estimated IRS payments. I'm a 1099er (but it's a real job) and haven't made the estimated payments in 2 years. For 2006 I owed $9k to the IRS due to my 1099 job. I didn't pay any of it until April 2007 along with my tax return. In May the IRS sent me a notice: total penalties and interest came to about $170. I had had a similar situation for my 2005 taxes, which I didn't pay until August 2006 (extension) and the fees were about the same. So the 2006 taxes weren't a one-time fluke.

Anyway, suffice it to say that I'm not making my estimated 2007 payments either. The penalties are basically small enough to ignore. I figure I'll be writing another sub-$200 check in mid-2008.

I really wish I understood what Mark/LossMitPro was going on about. Casey didn't paste the entire complaint from the PDF.

Tony Soprano said...

re: the email thing. No doubt he is lying out his ass. Bank on it.

BelowTheCrowd said...


You are correct. Failure to make the estimated payments only costs you a bit of money, so long as you make good on it as soon as you're notified, it's not a real problem.

Failure to file, or failure to file for an extension is a much bigger problem. He has indicated he is on extension for 2006, which means he has until October. We have no idea what his situation was for any prior years.

He clearly doesn't think it's particularly important. That's a mistake that you rarely get to make twice.


Anonymous said...

@ Tony Soprano

Where are you listenning to the fraudcast? I can't see it posted in TalkShoe.

Gaming the Credit System said...

@ anonymous 11:48

The Dude posted a link at 10:44.

Tony Soprano said...

I'm listening to the mp3. I was out sailing during the live talkcast.

Tony Soprano said...

What ever the needs are back home? I'm guessing around $40k..

Tony Soprano said...

This whole business of answering a question with a question every fucking time is a major red flag and would ge ta guy clipped in my line of work prety fast.

BelowTheCrowd said...

The Dude posted the link at 10:44. He's hosting it himself in case Casey takes it down.


Tony Soprano said...

"You leave on a Wed. Did you have $1000 on the table that Friday?"

What was that?


Gaming the Credit System said...

OMFG. This is hilarious.

"Annie, Annie. You're holding me to all these written agreements. That written agreement was, like, weeks ago." Casey @ 53:51

Rob Dawg said...

The "O Club" at the Naval War College in Newport, RI just finished a remodel with an awesome wraparound deck on the water. You would have loved the craft that went sailing by that late Friday afternoon during the wedding reception.

Tony Soprano said...

Seattle Wooden Boat Festival is this weekend. MAJOR Wankfest!

Tony Soprano said...

Annie is owning the FUCK out of Casey

Rob Dawg said...

Annie was definitely "Best of Show" in the haterzfest.

BelowTheCrowd said...

My cat could own the fuck out of Casey.


Tony Soprano said...

"$1000 was actually in investment".

oh man....

Gaming the Credit System said...

I'm glad that Casey can't understand Mocha because I sure as hell can't either.

Tony Soprano said...

A sock from Camp Idiot could own Casey right now.

BelowTheCrowd said...

I wanna see Mocha defend itself from LMP's lawsuit.


thomas paine said...

LMP: Once you've filed a lawsuit, documents related to the lawsuit become public knowledge unless filed under seal.

Did you file the complaint under seal?

If not, Casey can tell the world if he wants.

Tony Soprano said...

Annie, if I wasn't a married man..

NoDebtWhatSoEver™ said...

@btc: My cat could own the fuck out of Casey

Hell, even mine would, and he's two sandwiches and a large jar of mayo short of a picnic.

But it's Yulia's cat who has the honor of owning KC first.

BelowTheCrowd said...

My cat made me promise to honor her at the first and next HaterzCon.


mejustme said...

Gaming --

That penalty might be smart for you -- because you can afford $170-$200. When Casey said he would just pay a penalty, though, it is ridiculous.

If he gets a $9K bill, he can't just write a check. His account is empty.

Here is a man who should be finding every way to save money. He should be cutting his expenses to the bone. Part of that is avoiding needless outlays, such as bank overdrafts, speeding tickets, and IRS penalties.

And the fact that he just doesn't care is annoying.

Anonymous said...

Looks like the whole of Talkshoe has suddenly gone into intermittent availability.


mejustme said...

I like how Casey doesn't count the $1,000 as expense for this trip, just because he got it from a fan.

Casey, dummy, if you hadn't spent it on the ticket, you would have $1,000 to do with as you see fit. Use to pay bills, rent, car insurance, food, hair wax, whatever. It was your money and you blew it.

It's kind of like when people lose money at Vegas but don't count it because they only won it a few hours before. Easy come, easy go. Well if you'd have walked away, you would have that money, real cash, it was yours, and you lost it. So it counts.

Ogg the Caveman said...

@ Akubi:

Don't worry, I've got some massive focused action for you right here. It's win-win!

ohmy said...

wow I missed a doozy!

IM tellin ya, can someone do a citizens arresst for mortgage fraud?!?

Our country is destroyed. A nice house cost 1m plus and even if we crash and prices go down millions of people will be effected poorly by that. Casey gets the blame as poster child for the housing bubble.

They ask why hate? Well when people say 'everyone is doing it and the government never prosecutes' THATS A HUGE ISSUE!!!!!

Miguel said...

Half of the LossMitPro smackdown is up on CaseyPedia™ already, and I'm working on the other half.

(Don't you Californians love having CaseyPedia team members who live in totally different timezones? I'll probably have the lot done well before most of you wake up!)

Hatar The Horrible said...



pass it on!

Oh I can't even comprehend the levels of fame I have reached by being the humble FURST to submit MURST as a real wordz©.


Bemused Guy said...

Thanks Miguel! I'm in GMT+1 and missed last night's slapfest. Glad there's a record I can read...wading through all those comments was a bit much. (Can you believe how many threads & posts there were?!!)

Miguel said...

Same here, and I'm catching up now! And as the rain's bucketing down outside there's not a lot else to do this morning except stick another DVD on for the kids...

teucer said...

Uh oh. Tell me that Casey's not really being sued for "Liable".


Well, this is certainly going to put a different complexion on things as far as old usenet posts are concerned ;)

Hatar The Horrible said...

Did someone rehost the mp3 somewhere else? I cannot get to the talkpoo link, it crashes. bad javascript i think?


TK said...

This is AWESOME! Casey takes a beatdown.

Hey kid, stop answering questions with questions. It's annoying beyond belief! Now that we're on to the tactic, it makes you look like you can't handle yourself a real conversation.

"You hold me to these agreements. That was weeks ago! The contract was renegotiated."

Man he sounds worked up. Never heard him like this.

Lost Mittens:
You are one no-bullshit mother. Even if half of it is bluster, Casey can ill-afford to fight you and find out. He's a bluff caller. So mommy and daddy are probably "Checking into" some legal help. Or perhaps the family intervention on Sunday will be "Casey, you come to a settlemtn with this man, take your mother out of this. You're on your own. You're out of control. Face your consequences."

beezer said...

Ok. I officially don't get the Lost Mittens thing... first, "liable?" Liable for....? And please god don't tell me it's supposed to be libel. Because that'd just be.. yeah.

Second, I'm reading the transcript now and a restraining order? To get him to stay away from Lost Mittens? And then he says Casey will be restrained? Either I don't understand the nature of a restraining order or Lost Mittens doesn't and well, frankly, I'm pretty sure I do.

And then "if you force me to go to discovery," makes not a whole lot of sense. And Lost Mittens can send him to jail? Like we haven't been making sure law enforcement and various and sundry DAs and etc., aren informed from last year until now? Why does Lost Mittens think he has the power to have Casey arrested, and what would discovery have to do with it?

I don't know what's in the contract that's at issue, but... huh?

Bemused Guy said...

@Beezer -
Sorry, you don't understand the nature of restraining orders.

Restraining orders aren't just to keep people away, they can be used in business to prevent certain actions being taken. As to how MLP intends to use it, I'm sure we'll find out soon enough. Or you could read Casey's latest & get a pretty good idea yourself.

Anyone with half a brain can interpret what was sent to Casey by LMP...except for Casey, super-businessman.

TK said...

Great thing about the MP3 is you can skip all the bullshit.

"Duane you're a traitor!"

Yeah a traitor who speaks with your own family!

Hey Casey if you want to screw up Duane Legate's name, you have to find something wrong that he's done.

Good luck with that kid.

Duane Legate: "It IS worse than you think"

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