Tuesday, June 12, 2007

Human Branding

While we all wait for this morning's assemblage of verified facts I thought we could help Casey out with his branding scheme. If Casey Serin is going to be a brand He's gonna need a motto and sloagans and stuff. "Serindipittyshit" springs to the fore. "Don't be a Casey" works also. As far as real branding a nice big "Fx8" in the center of his forehead might serve as public notice and a warning. Come on, somebody can surely do better than "In Casey of Foreclosure drink wheatgrass."
N.B. I'll be back in an hour or so hopefully with the next installment ready to go.

129 comments:

Seb said...

First & Murst!

EazyE said...

Murst with a murse!

Anonymous said...

MURST!

EazyE said...

...retreats in shame...I wonder when the next flight to Aussie is...

baa said...

I think "don't be a casey" is in common use at my fiancee's office. they use him as examples in their research notes re: MBS etc.

chris said...

Galina 4 ever! NM, he'd never stay with her...

The Truth IS Out There said...

In response to Rob's claim that the Wet Eye weapon has been expunged from the Internet, I present
this evidence


Short version is that it's a MK-116 Nerve Gas Bomb containing 347 pounds (that's POUNDS) of nerve gas agent.

I agree that it's been pretty well hushed up, but this only took me about 10 minutes to track down.

NoDebtWhatSoEver™ said...

"Ask yourself what Casey would do. Then do the exact opposite".

Foreclosure Juice™ - the wheatgrass shot which gives you cashback - is gonna have to be the first product.

skip e damann said...

Dawg,

You are going to kill me with this back in an hour crap. In an hour I have to leave the W2 and head home to get my new internetz set up...fiber right to the house....sweeeeeeeet. Thus I will be without connection for the next few hours.

Of course it is then going to take me an hour to 2 just to get caught up. Then I can start working on the side job, yes KC I am keeping a W2 while creating my side business. This is all seriously cutting into me F(*&$#@ Off time!

Teucer said...

The Truth Is Out There:

You're a sleuthful one and no mistake. I pray that no one drops the Idiot Bomb or.. Oh no!! I'm too late!!

(Ex) Train Wreck Watcher said...

"Hatecasters": What version of "Land Down Under" was that at the beginning of the TalkCast? Very interesting cover . . .

Tavington said...

I think that Casey will surprise a lot of you guys, just watch. Anyone can fail at real estate during the downmarket period.

Full Stop.

Casey Supporterz Fight Back! Talkcast: Friday, June 15, 5PM EST
http://www.talkshoe.com/talkshoe/web/talkCast.jsp?masterId=36559&cmd=tc

lurker said...

@Tav

Yes, but it takes a Casey to fail at everything

TV Rots Your Brain said...

Did anyone save pointers to Aspeth's posts on the Kangatard's bookmarks, especially all those online marketing BS sites? I'm sure there's plenty of stupid slogans he could steal from them for his 'campaign'. So he too can be successful in trading his worthless materials for those of every other bozo who has gone before him and they can all have their own circle jerk for a pittance, er 'affilliate marketing program' to spam all our inboxes with.

Oh and when I say steal, I mean "steal", just like the $$$ for the foreclosed houses and the credit card smoking fest and other people's photos and posts, not to mention whatever he can bilk from Galina and the Serin and Suprun families.

Itsallgood kids!

NoDebtWhatSoEver™ said...

Why of course: What Could Social Bookmarking Reveal About Casey Serin?

Anonymous said...

I think Casey will be in for a surprise when he comes back to Sacramento and walks into my store.

Anonymous said...

Tav,

Casey is wired to fail. He could not succeed even if he actually started trying to.

Anonymous said...

Casey is the only person I know of to make the worst business decisions. Every single decision Casey made has been the worst possible one. It's like taking a 100 question multiple choice test and getting them all wrong.

The Dude said...

Breaking News!...this just in.
Secret joint venture exposed

flailing forward said...

@ Tav
You underestimate Casey. He is quite the accomplished failure artiste.

flailing forward said...

@ The Dude
What, Marty gets nothing? Does he at least get to keep Casey & Marty's Secret Lubrication Station?

Anonymous said...

I have a job and can't write much today - huge deadline looming.

However, it is funny, when you go back - Casey submitted a chapter to "Ramit's" e-book that we were able to determine he plagerized....

Rob (or anyone) go ahead and "cut and paste" anything from stupidbrain's (my new name for snowflake)website... just be sure to give "credit" for it originating from the website....

An example would be:

Hey folks, the following was posted at IAFF by Casey, who wrote:

"Just finished making a few more edits to the post… my connection here is cutting in and out so I’m a little slow to respond.

Plus my moderator Nigel Swaby who actually did a very good job moderating in the last few weeks is no longer here to help me. I thought I can trust him, but I guess not.

I would ask for more moderators to help out but I don’t really know if I can trust ANYBODY anymore!

And I didn’t come here to be spending hours upon hours filtering through hater comments all day long. So I will have to think about the comments and see what I can do about it.

The community is great here but I must focus on getting stuff done and producing."

----------------------------

We are not saying this is our comment or content and we are giving the author credit.....

NOW - if Casey's HATERZ comments are published in ANY BOOK or other material without the written permission of those who provided the material for which he receives material compensation.... then we need to rip hi a new one.

Anonymous said...

Why am I not surprised that this Marty Stewart character is just as shady as Casey - getting something for nothing and ripping people off!

This from one of those "get more clicks" and "revenue" from Adsense - I'll show you how scams! Marty is a testimonial in this scheme.

http://www.adsense-videos.com/


"Michael, In just four days, I’ve achieved an 1140% increase in my daily earnings! Thank you very much for creating these Adsense Videos. Being an “Advanced Adsense” user, and having Adsense on tens of thousands of web pages, I’m not a newbie to the Adsense game. That being said: You’ve stopped me dead in my tracks with some of your tips and tricks! My philosophy has always been to crank out as many web pages with Adsense as possible (play the numbers game). This has worked extremely well for me. You are causing me to re-think that philosophy. Seeing that you have a handful of websites producing you killer Adsense checks each month, I decided to take a step back, and shore up some of my existing websites. Your videos helped me hit an all time daily high with one of my websites – from an average of .65 cents per day, up to $7.41 per day, a whopping 1140% increase in less than one week!!!!"

Marty Stewart, PageDaddy.com

Anonymous said...

We are not saying this is our comment or content and we are giving the author credit.....

Reproducing whole posts doesn't comply with Fair Use. It's still a copyright violation, even if you give him credit. Google might get away with it, but not you.

Casey Fannnnn said...

Re:
>>In response to Rob's claim that the Wet Eye weapon has been expunged from the Internet, I present this evidence<<

Wow, I never heard of that one. Last time I saw the phrase in print, it was used as a name for some type of radar. It was in a magazine, so I don't think it was a big secret.

So Casey is in Australia? Is he a Bruce or a Sheila? Is this a joke? Do I have to read the entirety of the last twenty pages of posts and responses to get the story? And what the hell were all those MP3s I downloaded yesterday? I gots a Pavlovian condition. I see MP3s, I download 'em. 500 gigs and counting. It's an illness. Rapidshare DSL tip: Turn your modem off, then on again to get a new IP to avoid the hour wait between downloads.

TV Rots Your Brain said...

This is the link I was looking for

http://del.icio.us/sercasey

Check the links there for celebutard wannabe's magic slogan.

Northern Renter said...

How about

"Neither a Casey nor a lender be."

NR

Anonymous said...

the 'branding' of casey is hilarious. before he can be 'branded' for anything other than what he currently is, which is not a positive, he needs to turn his life around.

does he need to repay every dirty cent? while it would be nice, no. what he does need to do is to start making babysteps towards something positive. if his trip to down under is the start, so be it.

but if he were to be branded, i would like to see him as 'Caseylicious'. i think there are many directions he could take this brand.

flailing forward said...

@ anon 8:34
Check out Broward's powerpont presentation on traffic manipulation at IAFF. It's pretty clear that Marty was behind it.

Anonymous said...

Just leaving his beloved Galina with no money in the bank and a one hour notice of a trip to Australia for two months tells you that Casey is a sleazy punk!

The bad part is that some idiot couple allowed this evil azz into their home! The world is full of these f@cked up people!!

(Ex) Train Wreck Watcher said...

@Latecomers (Casey Fan[n] et al.): Summary of the last few days, confirmed info only:

Casey has left the U.S. for Australia; he is staying with unspecified "supporters" there

Casey received a gift of money from an unspecified Candadian "supporter" that allowed him to buy the plane ticket

Casey told G that he was leaving on very short notice and gave her no choice; he also cleaned out the checking account before he left

The "haterz" found a web site maintained by Casey and his publisher containing audio transcripts intended to be used for the book; that web site was very quickly shut down, but not before a few anonymous "haterz" downloaded the files and pushed them up to file-sharing services

Casey's "publisher" has been identified, and is an individual known to be involved in various multi-media ventures of a shady nature

CaptainChaos said...

I would never do a Casey and refer to myself as an "International Businessman". However, I have done business abroad before. Some of it in Australia - I've notified 2 of my contacts (One a prolific blogger) about snowflake's arrival on the scene. I hope he does a write up.

Stephanie J. said...

Casey's slogan:

"It's all the Haters' fault!"

CaptainChaos said...

"It's all the Haters' fault!"

A modified vegan friendly approach.

Kirk said...

I liked the movie "Turk 182". I suspect I'm the only one though.

Anonymous said...

"Haterz Don't Have 2.2M in Foreclosures!"

king friday the 13th said...

>> from an average of .65 cents per day, up to $7.41 per day, a whopping 1140% increase in less than one week!!!!"

wow, no wonder his cat is skinny

Anonymous said...

So now that we know Marty Stewart wants to increase Adsense revenue to Casey's site, can he be reported?

I already notified the Country Music Awards committee about this evil singer gone bad!!

I'll never listen to Country 103.3FM again!!

Doughboy said...

"Anyone can fail at real estate during the downmarket period."

If you honestly believe that the real estate market is going to return to Fliptard Paradise anytime soon, you clearly know nothing about either the current state of US real estate or economics in general.

1. It's not a downmarket period. It's a bust. Plain and simple. It's the inevitable end result of any bubble whose growth is artifically fuelled, and real estate is the poster child for that. A bust is inevitable in any speculation situation, because no commodity can go up in real value indefinitely if it's constantly being bought and resold by people looking to make a profit - sooner or later, you hit a ceiling. This is why the stock market crashes every couple of decades, and this is why the housing market was overdue for a crash.

2. The brainless insanity of the housing market that Casey tried to get rich off of was fuelled almost entirely by debt. Mortgages artificially inflated the buying power of the average American, and house prices rose to match this 'increase' in wealth. When that buying power withered up as people started having trouble keeping up with their mortgages and the 'magic money' went away, you were left with a sharp disparity between house prices and what people could actually afford. The subprime mortgage boom made things worse, since it threw money at people who wouldn't be able to afford a house, period, and often had trouble making even the basic payments, creating an almost staggering inflation of perceived buying power without any real backing.

3. Which leads us to our next point: the current glut of housing. Price is dictated by demand vs. supply. When demand outstrips supply, prices go up. When supply outstrips demand, prices go down. And thanks to the waves of foreclosures and the number of housing projects started to capitalise on the real estate boom, there's plenty of supply on the market. It gets worse when you consider the adjustable rate mortgage (ARMs) "time bomb," which is bound to add countless houses to an already overstuffed market.

But demand is receding even as supply as growing. Why? Affordability. The "magic money" just isn't there any more. Subprime lenders have closed up shop by the dozens, and their losses are going to have deeper-seated impact on the financial industry as a whole.

4. When the housing bubble bursts for real, it's going to trigger a genuine recession that could take years to turn around. The level of housing debt is large enough to have serious effects on the consumer market, especially as a lot of people were using escalating real estate values to justify taking cash out to buy SUVs or other luxury goods. Now those people are going to be putting every penny into repaying the predatory mortgages that put them into houses they could not afford, which puts a real crimp on leisure spending. And they're the lucky ones - the ones who lose their houses to foreclosure aren't going to be buying anything fancy for a long while.

So, when do you think this "downmarket period" will end, Travington? When will Casey have a chance to make it big as a real estate mogul, given the current market situation? If you honestly believe a housing comeback is just around the corner, you're as deluded as the snowflake.

Anonymous said...

Cashback?
Absolutely.
Supporters?...
Excluding
Yneone?

flailing forward said...

Possible Casey brands:
Uzbeki Trainwrecki (primary product line)
A Taste of Ruin (deliciously decadent dessert line)
BK1 (failure fragrance for manchildren)
The Androgenous Investor (fashion tips for flippers)
Failurobics (exercise tapes)

And also under the CaseyCorp umbrella:
Itallgood-Itsnotallgood Board Games (co-release with Swabco)
Mocha's Resume Writing Tips for Urban Professionals (Gold Tooth or Platinum Fronts Editions)

Anonymous said...

"Anyone can fail at real estate during the downmarket period."

What kind of stupid logic is this?



Anyone can get busted for selling drugs.

Anyone can pay too much for a house in the bubble.

Anyone can charge up credit cards and not pay for the loan plus interest.

Anyone can argue with Ms. Cleo Mocha for just $2 plus toll!



People just don't have smarts anymore!

Casey Fannnnn said...

Re:
>>Summary of the last few days, confirmed info only<<

Thank you for the summary. It sounds absolutely insane.

It's as if Casey was cancelled by his original network, then picked up by another network, using different writers and a new production team. Everything "feels" weird.

Frequently, when a TV show nears its end and the producers become desperate to extend its life, it goes "on the road". BEVERLY HILLBILLIES, MARRIED WITH CHILDREN, MORK AND MINDY, and countless other examples exist. Sharks are jumped in a faraway land. The Casey show has gone "on the road". Is cancellation imminent?

Dumbfounded said...

Casey's brand:

IAFF - (I'm A Fucking Fraud)

king friday the 13th said...

>> BK1 (failure fragrance for manchildren)

I heard it smells like Axe bodyspray with a hint of koi.

T said...

flailing forward said...
Possible Casey brands:
Uzbeki Trainwrecki (primary product line)

Mocha's Resume Writing Tips for Urban Professionals (Gold Tooth or Platinum Fronts Editions)


Fucking brilliant.

Doughboy said...

And one more thing: Why are so many people willing to give the fliptard money? In a nutshell, the kid got in over his head trying to jack up the price of housing for the average American consumer through fradulently obtained mortgages, then stiffed the people who lent him 2.2 million dollars so he could continue living the "good life." How the holy hell is trying to get rich by screwing John Everyman and lying through your teeth to do so laudable? People like Casey are the reason the country's heading into recession, and all of a sudden that behavior is considered worth rewarding?

Seriously, you want to be charitable? How about giving the money to me? I've got a hell of a lot more to offer to society, and unlike the snowflake, I actually went to college and spent time in the W-2 trenches. Heck, I can even crank a book out for you - not the Kiyosaki-lite real estate scam trash Marty and Snowflake are pitching, but an honest-to-goodness assessment of the underlying causes of economic growth and slowdown. Best of all, you'll get a guarantee that not one cent of your cash is going towards wheatgrass shots or dinner at Macaroni Grill. How 'bout it? Duane? Anybody?

1000 a weak said...

No, no, no! Tavington is absolutely right! That's the perfect slogan!

"Casey Serin: Anyone can fail at real estate during the downmarket period."

Or how about this as a slogan?

"Casey Serin: Anyone can succumb to a pump and dump stock scam period."

or...

"Casey Serin: Anyone can sign away the rights to their story in exchange for a weekend trip period."

or...

"Casey Serin: Anyone can plunder corporate credit and pierce the veil period."

or...

"Casey Serin: Anyone can ruin their credit and their wife's credit and their mother's credit period."

or...

"Casey Serin: Anyone can skip the country to avoid their debts and marriage period."

Tavington is onto something!

Anonymous said...

And one more thing: Why are so many people willing to give the fliptard money?

That amazes me too! It's like a welfare mom giving her money to a drug dealer rather than feed her kids. Some kind of addition.

Then again, Casey is good at sob stories especially to people who don't know his past. Damn, even Nigel and Duane still proclaim Casey is a likeable guy!

Some people don't have much street sense to realize that Casey is a scammer and liar! He'd get pounded already for being such a dumbazz if he lived in my neighborhood. Still, Galina and family don't do a damn thing and they live with his azz!

It's just too unreal to realize that no one has given this guy a good beatdown, broken nose, a club foot and a few scars to show him the punk he is!!

broward horne said...

I FELL INTO A BURNING RING OF FIRE
I WENT DOWN, DOWN, DOWN
AND THE FLAMES WENT HIGHER

AND IT BURNS, BURNS, BURNS!

Go, Casey-down-under!
You're my hero and major "big house' bait!

Run, Casey, run!

Anonymous said...

"Casey is good at sob stories especially to people who don't know his past"

There's only 9,257 people left on Earth who don't know his past, man!

Anonymous said...

"Anyone - Even You! - can fail at real estate during the downmarket period."

Cabinet said...

Casey and his Idiot Crew:

IC; Hey we need to show you are in
Australia.

Casey; I know! I know! You can take a picture of me in a car with the steering wheel on the right.

IC; Yeah, Yeah and you are holding a Star Bucks, that'll pissem off.

Casey; Good, but we can't take a picture of your wreck, it's worse than my Jetta.

IC; Ya, hey lets stop by a new car lot and take a picture of you in a decent car.

Casey; There we go, no this is not all good, you can see the car lot signs and I'm looking too ragged.
Get another one from this angle.
Ya, much better! Our work is done for today, now we can go play games.

Mozatta said...

I take a day off to celebrate my birthday and all hell breaks loose.

Wow. Win-Win for me, now my W-2 job just became a bit more interesting.

The Dude said...

I would like to learn the secrets of how to fail at real estate in a downmarket. Is there someone who offers a course, seminar, or counseling? It sounds expensive, but that's not an issue for me. I want the best and am willing to pay.

Khatie said...

"And one more thing: Why are so many people willing to give the fliptard money?"

I know, I know. Although I think this time he's lying about the "Canadian."

Casey Serin, International Man of Misery....

Anonymous said...

Yeah, I took the Casey Serin course "How to get into College and fail immediately".

It costs me a bunch, but after using my student loans to payoff the seminars, hell, I was successful at failing in college!
Casey, will work with you on the payments too!

Butt Plug said...

Don't forget to Vote on the 6 Degrees of Casey Serin™ to Scooter Libby Win-Win Winner!

lawnmower man said...

@flailing forward: Check out Broward's powerpont presentation on traffic manipulation at IAFF. It's pretty clear that Marty was behind it.

Careful: I think that's a bit of a reach. The presentation makes no inferences on the instigator of the traffic; it merely shows that the traffic existed.

Murses said...

Apparently having a real life and keeping up with the Casey saga are not compatible! I think I'll take some donations so I can travel abroad with a one way ticket and leave my family with nothing in the bank. Itsallgood though. I can work on becoming a better haterz. That is worth money in the bank, isn't it?

Has anyone confirmed if he ever did the work on someone's webpage for them? Wasn't he paid $300 for that? Nigel, got a confirmation that he paid that money back OR did the actual work? Thanks!

1000 a weak said...

And one more thing: Why are so many people willing to give the fliptard money?

I can testify to this, sort of. There are a ton of crazy people out there in the world. In their minds, he is an "internet superstar". He has had interviews with respected news organizations and has actually gotten quite a bit of publicity (bad or no).

You would be shocked at just how much fan mail people like that get. You know how every C-list celebrity has some random "unofficial fan site"? For every one of those, there are a thousand people who absolutely obsess over the person in question.

I don't know what the intentions of the couple in Oz are, but they could be completely innocent ("It's great to hang out with you!!! Look at how boring our life is compared to yours, wow, it's great to see how famous people live!!!") or they could be a little twisted ("Welcome to Australia, it's great to meet you, now sleep with my wife") or they could be sinister (I don't think I need to put that example up).

Let's hope for Galina's sake that the couple's intentions are at the very least benign.

Hobbes said...

@ Khatie

I think he lied about the money from the Canadian™ as well and probably the supporterz™ he is allegedly staying with. I think he either begged or stole the money from a family™ member somehow or dug it up out of a coffe can buried in the back yard with the green pool™ or some such. I think it was a lie he told Galina.

Anonymous said...

Khatie said...
'...Although I think this time he's lying about the "Canadian."'

According to Casey, he received C$1000 and converted it to US$800. However, at current exchange rates, he should have received at least US$900.

So is he lying about the Canadian donor?

Or is he so stupid that he allowed himself to be ripped off on the conversion?

Anonymous said...

He's a compulsive liar. He probably got the cash lined up in Sac, took the money from Galina, or from Marty Stuart the country singer.

Casey makes sh!t as he goes along, only apologizing when he gets busted. F@cker is not going to take the conversion loss if $100 makes a difference.

Asshole can't be trusted.

your mom said...

Of course he is lying about where the money came from. Like he really picked out those two emails to read out of the supposedly thousands he has left to get caught up on?

Sharky said...

1000 a weak:

"I can testify to this, sort of. There are a ton of crazy people out there in the world. In their minds, he is an "internet superstar". He has had interviews with respected news organizations and has actually gotten quite a bit of publicity (bad or no)."

The more we doink on the Hobbit, the deeper the Supporterz will dig in their heels.
Unfortunately for Caseyroo, his Supporterz will all end up being like MOCHA.

Hey...even Charles Manson has his fans.

Go Figure...

LossMitPro said...

(As good a thread as any to post this, so here goes...)

All:
As the events unfolded regarding our American Walkabout, both Duane and I have been in continual contact with Galina (initiated by Ms. Serin to us both). So with her consent I’ll give you all a heads-up on where she’s at with this mess, and I hope you find what she’s doing a step in the right direction.

When considering what follows please understand that I will not share every detail, and that is out of respect for both Casey & Galina. This is after all a very real family tragedy, painfully played out in the public eye. Therefore, some limits are necessary as decency dictates.

Please bear with the post length.

The Chris Wing Consultations
As suggested during last nights Podcast (great job moderating by CHJTS) I mentioned being in contact with Chris Wing, Criminal Defense attorney in the Sacramento area. Chris was referred to me by a couple of other lawyers I know of, each of whom praised him as the top defense guy for “white collar” crimes (ala, mortgage fraud) in the Sac area. Chris has graciously allowed me to disclose his involvement.

I reviewed the basic Serin elements with Chris, expressly to determine where Galina stood. Is she subject to criminal prosecution for her involvement with the antics of her spouse? Although my (non-lawyer/lender) perspective was that she is very much in the clear, Galina requested that take be verified through competent counsel. No worries, testing the acid (Aussie-speak = truth) is the biscuit (Aussie-speak = correct) thing to do.

Based on the presumption that Galina; 1) signed no questionable 1003’s (Loan Applications); 2) only participated in superficial ways with renovations, etc. (i.e., her clipboard); and, 3) had no confirmed knowledge of the Casey follies. According to Mr. Wing Federal Prosecutors would be extremely hard pressed to gain a conviction, were they to attempt criminal action against Ms. Serin. Why? Because Galina has evidently done nothing wrong, nothing actionable!

Prospects of Galina being jailed are low, in the extreme!

Mr. Wing’s cursory legal opinion will be confirmed when he actually reviews subject documents, which Galina is compiling. She will also be meeting with Chris shortly to address any lingering concerns and other elements, in more depth.

Galina’s Other Legal Measures
Some have suggested that Galina take a number of legal steps, in part, to demonstrate her sincerity and right motives. Well, she “IS” taking certain legal measures and I believe she is doing so for all the right reasons. Now while I shouldn’t go into detail as to exactly WHAT those legal measures are, I can say with a reasonable degree of certainty; this is a woman on a mission!

Hell hath no furry, gents (can you relate?), so I dare say as sweet and demure as Galina normally is? By all indications this lady is serious about taking serious action! I will be assisting Galina in these efforts, where appropriate, providing guidance and support through this trying time. I’m confident I speak for Duane in this regard too, as he has offered support in meaningful ways.

Stay tuned, I or Duane will release more info as those concerned permit. All-in-all, however, I think Galina is well on her way toward proving conclusively to the world; she ISN’T anything like her Aussie trekking hubby.

Gidday Mates,
~Mark

Sharky said...

I'm rethinking my position on the "Canadian Benefactor"

I'm beginning to suspect that if it wasn't a Casey "sockpuppet", then it was a very sly move, possibly by an Ubecki immigrant to Canada...perhaps his wife's family?

Whata great move to send the Hobbit a one-way ticket to the other side of the world.

Anonymous said...

He worked on my website but all I got was a blank page that said "Sweet" when I clicked on alt-A.

Sharky said...

LMP;

Good job.

Chops to you and Duane, this is what she needs, IMO.

Pilot her into a safe berth.

Teucer said...

"Hell hath no furry..."

That's odd, I expected that Hell would have a very special place for furries. Go figure.

Thanks for the awesome update, Mark. What, in your view, was the cause of Galina's relative inaction/lack of involvement when Casey was in the driving seat? Any thoughts on that?

Murses said...

GO GALINA GO!

You take that Massive Focused Action, Girl!

Anonymous said...

Hope Galina goes after his swindling azz, divorce and all.

Galina, please don't fall back into his arms once he proclaims his innocence and love to you..he's a lying fool and you know it.

T said...

Seems that Casey shit on Galina one time too many. I'm glad she's doing what she needs to do to protect herself.

TV Rots Your Brain said...

To LossMitPro & Duane

You two guys are truly of the stand up variety if you're helping Galina through this trainwreck and ensuring that she see competent legal counsel for all the areas of her life (the possible criminal liability and of course the huge family law trainwreck that her spouse has wrought).

Oh and BTW if anyone deserves sweet media deals it's *Galina* not her celebutard wannabe spouse. I'd sure buy *her* book and watch *her* TV movie of the week if she so chose to to squeeze the Kangatard lemon into lemonade. I think she and Oprah would get on famously if the opportunity arose.
Also it would definitely pay off Galina's credit cards and her legal expenses and quite possibly leave her well off if such an arrangement could be made for her.

The sweetest part would be how jealous and incompetent her hopefully soon to be ex-spouse would feel.

Have her think about this just for irony's sake :)

KC said...

I hope she doesn't go back to him as soon as he arrives back home. She needs to grow a spine and kick him out for good. Also, she needs to go back to school and get a degree.

Anonymous said...

I'm thinking his Canadian benefactor is along the same lines as my Canadian girlfriend way back in junior high... met her on a ski trip, you know... pity you can't meet her she's really hot...

The Dude said...

Gotta idea:

How about I spring for a round trip ticket for G to pay Snowflake a surprise "visit". Tony S can have one of his boyz make sure KC doesn't run away, G can beat the crap out of him, and we get the whole thing on video.....SWEET

Anonymous said...

Great idea El Dude,

Send Galina to Australia to serve Casey with the divorce papers.

CaptainChaos said...

Heh - like I said.

Casey -> Never hit rock bottom because someone's always been there to bail him out

Galina -> Now hitting rock bottom. She's "digging up" as we'd say back home.

Anonymous said...

Casey, if you are reading this, I personally will send you $0.60US to begin help you to get a ticket to North Kora. NK is in the tail-end of a housing bust and you can get some sweeeet deals for pennies on the dollar.
This is your chance to make your millions!

Mouse And Pencil said...

No speculating here about Galina, but I do have ome questions, if they can be answered:

Is her step of seeing a criminal lawyer to determine her liability all, or is it part of a bigger plan to trigger bigger criminal issues? (Ie. will Casey be meeting US Marshalls at the airport?)

Is she seeking divorce? Is this a first step towards that? I would tend to think that she is, but it has'nt been catagorically stated. Or, is she going to give him one last ultimatum?

And, if you get a chance, send along our best wishes, if she's not been reading here.

J-dog said...

@ doughboy,

Your assessment of the real estate bubble/bust was about the most accurate and concise assessment of what happened over the last several years that I have ever read.

I hope you don't mind, but I copied it and would like to utilize it when I need to present the facts to RE bulls.

Huck Finn said...

Damn you, Rob. I wanted to wash myself of the whole Casey thing, but now I'm click - click - click - refresh - refresh - refresh on EN all day long.

You, sir, are the master baiter/blogger.

Nicely played, sir. Duane and LMP's tidbits seem to leave your readers (or maybe just me) wanting for more of something they (I) didn't think they (I) cared about any longer.

segfault said...

KC's newfound Aussie friends will get tired of him and agree to buy him the plane ticket back if he agrees to leave. That, and/or, KC will contact Galina, say he made a huge mistake, but he really needs her to take the money she's earned cleaning houses and buy him a ticket home and he'll make it up to her, etc.

Jade said...

good for Galina! Casey is probably shitting himself right now. He's assumed she'll put up with his bullshit indefinitely. You could tell from his comments that he never respected her that much anyway - he portrayed her as a simple and dumb girl.

That simple and dumb girl he screwed over is going to be his downfall.

Jade said...

my guess is she is seeing a criminal attorney because Casey told her if she ever divorced him she would also be liable for any debts/criminal activities.

Worried said...

I hope Casey isn't able to manipulate Galina using her religious faith into standing by him. I'm from a long line of atheists, can someone who knows, tell me if he has a leg to stand on?

Anonymous said...

@TV Rots Your Brain

By any chance, does the TV in your screen name refer to Tavington?

samk said...

Wow. All kinds of sweet, crazy things are happening in Caseyworld! Itsallgood!

Jade said...

Worried - I'm Catholic, and divorce is even more forbidden in Catholicism. But there are definitely cases where it is justified (not sure what the church's current policy is), such as abuse. I am almost positive that if she has exhausted every avenue to reconcile and make it work, and he still abandoned her, refuses to support the family, and buries them in debt, her pastor will understand. This is a very, very extreme case.

Cabinet said...

I was going to work when someone from Europe, Italy called me and said I could stay there for free all expenses paid, except for the ticket to get there.

Then this really really crazy thing happened, I got another call from someone in Mexico, who wanted to give me $1000, to you know, not got to work today, but I had to go 8 miles out of the way to western union to pickup the money.

So, now here I am in Europe, Italy,
so that's why I can't come into work today, but I will be back because this is just a temporary thingy until I can make lots of money which the forces of evil are trying to prevent me from doing.

Hard to believe? I know, I can hardly believe it myself.

Sprezzatura said...

If Galina gets competent help dumping Casey and avoiding criminal liability, she'll be OK. She is young enough to start over, resume her education, get a career going, and meet someone else to share her life with.

Realistically, all she probably wants is someone who will pay the bills while she raises the kids, and that's OK too.

TV Rots Your Brain said...

@ Anonymous @ 10:37 AM

Who the heck is Tav /Tavington?

I sure never heard of him/her/it before.

king friday the 13th said...

>> 1) signed no questionable 1003’s (Loan Applications);

that's the biggy. I was under the impression that if her name is on the deed, she have to sign the loan applications too.

then again, I am not a lawyer...

flailing forward said...

@ LMP
Thanks for the post. You say that Galina will avoid prosecution. Do you think she will she also be able to avoid bankruptcy?

If you ever feel the desire, a post about general bankruptcy proceedings issues would be interesting (not specifically pertaining to Casey and G). Also a general overview of the loss-mitigation process would be good too.

Anonymous said...

Have people been listening to the mp3s? I haven't seen any mention of bigjuicydeals.com

king friday the 13th said...

then again, if I was a prosecutor I would only offer Galina immunity if she could lead me to bigger fish.

Like "the uncles". I still think Casey is part of a larger conspiracy. Housing fraud of the multi-million dollar variety usually involves an organization -- as Tony S. knows. Loan officers, apprassers, etc.

You wouldn't have to twist too hard -- and she will squeal like a pigeon. And we will be reading about this Uzbeki fraud ring in Sac-town.

I really bet Casey left the country as much to avoid Homey DA and his marshal friends as to avoid his uncles and their nephews.

BJ said...

@LosMitPro
Yulina may want to look at liquidating or renting out her property and then renting an apartment (using the rent from her property to cover rent on apartment). Have all their mail go to a PO box. List their parents address on the PO box application (not their own addr).

I don't think Casey is mentally stable (NPD). He blames others for his own failings, and is likely to try to take revenge
(NDPs also have a bit of schizophrenia and paranoia). NPDs will strike out at those they previously felt they could control. He will not strike out at those he couldn't control (to afraid to). Hopefully the one-way-ticket will make it harder for him to get back until things are dealt with.

I suspect the Tav trolling is an attempt to generate money through the podcast (very heavily advertised). I would boycott it. Looking at when the person likes to post (middle of the night to early morning PDT), it would be safe to say that Tav is in Australia.

Anonymous said...

@Doughboy 9:02

Geez, that is depressing. How about we leave that kind of talk for Ben's blog. Here at EN we only talk about happy thinkg like copyright infringement and spousal abuse.

Anonymous said...

We need to talk about beating the shit out of a certain Uzbeki immigrant in Sacramento.

Anonymous said...

East Coast Mentor = Steve Cook from Baltimore according to Day 2.mp3. Caseypedia needs to be updated.

R-Boy said...

I dont think talking about those files helps Duane and ROb right now.

Chill?

Worried said...

@Jade

This is a very, very extreme case.

Indeed. I had hoped that she could simply annul the marriage since they don't have children and he freely admits to having deceived her prior to marriage regarding his finances, but it seems it's more complicated. Thank you for your answer.

Anonymous said...

I think that Casey will surprise a lot of you guys, just watch. Anyone can fail at real estate during the downmarket period.


If the only thing that Casey had failed at was real estate, you'd actually have a point. But his moral compass is entirely non-functioning. He fails at being a upstanding citizen and husband. His financial failures are merely a symptom of his failures as a person.

I personally feel a little sorry for him. He is clearly delusional. The Circus Circus thing being the most laughable pipe dream yet. I know full well what is involved with an M&A transaction, and that he believes that he, a non-educated, proven credit risk who can barely string together a coherent sentence and who needs naps would get near such a transaction is beyond laughable. He has no idea how this world functions. He wouldn't be able to hold a job fetching coffee at an investment bank. He doesn't have the work ethic to deliver the interoffice mail at a bulge bracket firm. He couldn't produce even a general synopsis of the sell side process with a gun to his head. Couldn't begin to create even the most rudimentary financial model if his very ridiculous life depended on it.

No one, not even a mom and pop pet store with an enterprise value of $100K, would ever hire him as advisor. I feel like Placido Domingo watching the first rounds of American Idol when the tone deaf crazies insist that they are outstanding singers. It's unreal.

That he genuinely believes it's a possibility, and better still, an eventuality, makes him, by far, the most pathetic creature I have ever come across.

I couldn't care less what happens to this moron of epic proportions. I'd like to see him go to jail, but it's poetic justice just to let him continue to think he's hot shit while knowing exactly how false his self-perceptions are. I do hope his wife wakes up and starts taking care of herself. She actually seems capable of learning, whereas snowflake will never learn.

king friday the 13th said...

hmmm, stevie crook looks like an interesting character...

http://www.stevecook.com/


like serin, he has found jesus too

http://www.stevecook.com/faithcorner.aspx


and he appears to be a source of those "we buy houses" signs you see all over the place.

http://www.citypaper.com/news/story.asp?id=10358

lawnmower man said...

R-Boy, I don't think that genie is going to go back into the bottle.

The Dude said...

I have a burning desire to fail forward and would like to know if Casey is available for consultations.

Thank you

Anonymous said...

from stevie's website:

Steve Cook
PO.Box. 855
Reisterstown, MD 21136
Fax: (443) 381-0235

Anonymous said...

I feel like Placido Domingo watching the first rounds of American Idol when the tone deaf crazies insist that they are outstanding singers. It's unreal.

HAHAHAHA! Funny as hell! Still this didn't stop William Hung from moving on!!

LossMitPro said...

Teucer @ 10:00 AM:
“What, in your view, was the cause of Galina's relative inaction/lack of involvement when Casey was in the driving seat? Any thoughts on that?”


(Glad you got the “furry” subtext)

Yeah, simply put, from all indications Galina exemplifies is the best of womanhood; internally strong, loyal, kind, patient, long-suffering, dedicated. Let me put it this way, which guys will understand a whole lot more than the ladies (girls, forgive me).

There are women one dates, and there are those a guy takes home to meet the folks. Galina is among the latter variety, and I mean that in the most benign and respectful way.

TV Rots Your Brain @ 10:08 AM:
“You two guys are truly of the stand up variety if you're helping Galina through this trainwreck…”


Thanks for the kudos, but I (and I’m certain Duane) aren’t doing what we are for any other reason than; it’s the RIGHT thing to do. Yet thank you all for the compliments...

Tiz a thing most wonderful to be praised by one’s peers.

Mouse and Pencil @ 10:30 AM:
“…is it part of a bigger plan to trigger bigger criminal issues? (Ie. will Casey be meeting US Marshalls at the airport?)”


Hmmm, well, consider this? What kind of a tactician would I be to disclose that info where Casey could be forwarned? (wink)

Huck Finn @ 10:32 AM:
“Nicely played, sir. Duane and LMP's tidbits seem to leave your readers (or maybe just me) wanting for more of something they (I) didn't think they (I) cared about any longer..."


Actually, not to burst your bubble about Rob’s Net-abilities, but... The discretion is about being as respectful as possible, more than playing the EN readership with suspense foils. But hey if being discrete draws more interest to matters, no worries, but that’s not the intent.

king friday the 13th @ 10:43 AM:
“1) signed no questionable 1003’s (Loan Applications); that's the biggy. I was under the impression that if her name is on the deed, she have to sign the loan applications too.”


Good eye, not many would catch that aspect. And here’s my take. If the lender stipulated (as a condition of lending) that Galina sign the 1003 as a formality, without consideration of HER credit elements; then she’s ok.

This information will be stored in the queue and file notes, the permanent digital account record. Although in order to support a claim of mortgage fraud the lender would also have to evidence that Galina signed loan dox, which she hadn’t save for one (legit) loan. So even if this is the case, where it was a formality for Ms. G to sign the 1003, she is still in the clear.

flailing forward @ 10:47 AM:
“You say that Galina will avoid prosecution. Do you think she will she also be able to avoid bankruptcy?”


Yes I actually do believe she has a very good chance of avoiding BK. We’re working on some aspects in that regard, and I’m very confident Galina is of a mindset to pull it off. Yet she always has that BK option.

Gotta scoot, folks, will be back later! :)

~Mark

Anonymous said...

hmmmmm my mom lives in Reisterstown....I grew up there...I should ask around and see if anyone knows Mr. Cook.

H Simpson said...

A modern revision of an old classic I used to read to my daughter...

Little Red Caseyhood

Once upon a time, a silly snowflake named Little Red Caseyhood (LRC) thought he knew all about the world and never stayed home or listened to his parents.

Unbenounced to LRC, a big bad wolf was in the woods and very hungry. The wolf wanted the eat Caseyhood's blog for it was very tasty.
Having gotten so close by befriending Casey only to have Caseyhood put it away made him even more hungry for that tasty blog.


So the wolf decided to spring a trap. He again dressed like a friend and had 2 others in his pack do the same. They waited along the way to help lure poor Caseyhood to the lair and away from Friends and family.

The wolf gave him a bike and said he would hold onto the blog as it would get in the way of the trip.

Further down the path another wolf told him to "keep going down the path and how Caseyhood was so much more smart and brave than his family & friends eh.

When Caseyhood arrived at the cottage, another wolf dressed in clothes like Caseyhood's "friends" invited him in and to stay, for it had been a long journey. Then he showed Caseyhood all around the cottage.

While this was going on, the big bad wolf started nipping at the blog, tasting the goodness. Caseyhood complained,but the Big bad wolf said "Caseyhood, I am doing this for you. I am sure you are so smart you already know that". And Caseyhood went back to quietly blogging in the cottage and seeing the countryside.

After a while, Caseyhood grew tired of the cottage and wanted to go home. But alas he had forgotten how he had gotten there, and had no food, and bike was not to be found. So the Big Bad Wolf said, Caseyhood, let us renew our friendship by expanding our contract and we can celebrate when you come home, for I will get you a bike to ride home along with directions. Caseyhood quickly signed not reading the contract for he never read a thing until it was too late.

When he got home, the Big Bad Wolf did not celebrate with Little Red Caseyhood. In fact he was very mean.
When Little Red Caseyhood said "enough, I will take back my blog in my murse", the Big Bad Wolf said "No, For I now own your blog. Now be off before your parents & friends come to scould you".

The Big Bad Wolf now had that delicious blog and he shared a bit only with his 2 canine associates by mailing slices to them since they were both very far away in Commonwealth countries.

They laughed and ate, and the Big Bad Wolf talked of how young Caseyhoold had almost squandered the yummy blog, but this time, it was all his.

THE END...

Moral of the story. Always read BEFORE you sign and do some background checks before taking people at their word, for they may be in cahoots to steal from you all that is important.

Sprezzatura said...

w/r/t Galina's financial situation, here's a relevant piece in today's SF Gate

Egosumabbas said...

How about "Poor Impulse Control" tattooed to the middle of his forehead.

Mouse And Pencil said...

Mouse and Pencil @ 10:30 AM:
“…is it part of a bigger plan to trigger bigger criminal issues? (Ie. will Casey be meeting US Marshalls at the airport?)”

Hmmm, well, consider this? What kind of a tactician would I be to disclose that info where Casey could be forwarned? (wink)


Indeed...but speculating about it might have soiled a murse or two. :)

Duane LeGate said...

Sprez... I give up...

W/R/T???

been staring at it for 5 minutes..

???

Anonymous said...

W/R/T=With Regard To

Anonymous said...

Galina is in on it.

Don't give her a cent.

Money stashed away from:
Family and Friends
Cash Backs
Blog Adds
Idiot Donations
Credit Lines
Credit Cards
Sub Prime

These are not stupid people and they are taking you for a ride.

She is positioning herself not to be prosecuted with haterz help. This cannot stand!

Stephanie J. said...

I agree with the consensus that the $1,000 conveniently appeared when he needed to get away.

I also find it doubtful just because of the way he described his benefactor; a young entrepreneur who needed Casey's advice. If this young entrepreneur had $1,000 of disposable funds to pay towards this lark, he's already *way* ahead of Casey in the Entrepreneurial thing, and doesn't *need* Casey's touch-of-death advice.

someotherpersonaltogether said...

"Yes I actually do believe she has a very good chance of avoiding BK. We’re working on some aspects in that regard, and I’m very confident Galina is of a mindset to pull it off. Yet she always has that BK option."

So I'm just spitballin' here, but it sounds like G is done with C. It still sucks, though, that she wasted all that time and her good credit with that hipster doofus. I wonder what kind of bag C left his mother holding.

Khatie said...

http://maxedoutmama.blogspot.com/2007/06/sniff.html

OK, Sprezz, I will eventually learn to do proper links, but I read this piece by MaxedOutMamma and it looks interesting.

And yes, I think the Canadian friend is a figment of Casey's imagination, and he pulled more money out of his butt, or someone elses. I think Galina should be on the lookout for more surprises, unfortunately.

Finally, how many mountain dwellers live near Starbucks and a car dealership? Something is suspect. Wouldn't you want to be photographed overlooking a mountain vista or something? Just seems weird that the first troll post photo that scumsucking, wife-abandoning, money grubbing ass posted would be in a damn car. In a dealership parking lot.

Anonymous said...

w/r/t..I think she means "with relations to"

Damn, acroynms and text messaging people love this sort of stuff.

H Simpson said...

11:45 >>Finally, how many mountain dwellers live near Starbucks and a car dealership?

From downtown North Sydney(other side of the bridge from the Opera House shot we all have seen) the Pacific Coast highway has you in the Blue Mountains on the way to Newcastle. Either is within 30 minutes.

Think the Green or White Mountains rather than the Rockies.

Either North Sydney or Newcastle have Starbucks and car lots.

Once had a boss who lived there. Damn near blew the mill out of my rental trying to keep up with his high HP Holden climbing the grades at rapid rates of speed one afternoon. Can you say foot through floorboard to no avail??

Roberto Culosaki said...

I think Casey left he country because the Feds might be closing in.

What a coward.

Anonymous said...

There is a Starbucks in the SYD international terminal. (& another in the domestic).

Looks like he picked up a rental car (?) got just outside of the airport & posed with his Venti drink still in hand...

...maybe at the HSV dealership on Prince's Hwy (Rte 66). http://tinyurl.com/3c3ejv

...just a theory...

soem dood said...

At 11:39 AM, Anonymous said...

"Galina is in on it. Don't give her a cent."

Casey,
Don't be bitter.

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

@ Doughboy said...
Very well written and a very true condensed overview of the Housing/credit bubble with a succinct prediction of events to come, imo.
Wish I had posted it myself.
Take that Travtard.

Orson Buggy said...

As for "branding" Casey, allow me to paraphrase something a kindly Drill Instructor once told me: Buggy, your Casey is flakey! If you don't get your Casey together, I'm going to jump all over your Casey! You understand me, Caseyhead?

@LossMitPro & Duane

I'm very glad and relieved to see that someone is helping Galina out of this mess. Good on both of you. I doubt she reads EN; please tell her that although we don't care for Casey or his actions, some (maybe even most) of us are quite concerned about her.