Monday, June 25, 2007

Good Kitty

Reader submission. Take credit in the comments please.

Anyway it looks to me that rootard is ready to come home. He's burned all the bridges, made all the mistakes, spent all the other peoples' money.



Anybody have a better guess?

37 comments:

The Dude said...

FIRST

Anonymous said...

second!!!

Jean Valjean said...

MURST!

Jean Valjean said...

I think it'll be sooner.

This weekend, maybe?

The Dude said...

Why would he come home unless somebody dragged his sorry ass back. Look at the welcoming committee.....not a pretty sight or something to look forward to.

Besides, is he going to box himself up and call FedEx?

serinitis said...

I am with the Dude on this. After his 3 months are up, he flies to Germany

Anonymous said...

My bet is that on July 7th, he and Marty will publish his book. That's the return he's talking about.

Anybody wanna bet $1 to that?

walt526 said...

Australia can keep him. I'm just glad to have one less wannabe RE shill in the Greater Sacramento area.

Could Casey come back, even if he wanted to? One-way tickets aren't cheap, and it sure seems like he's exhausting his friends/marks.

lawnmower man said...

I too am with the Dude. Casey will spin out the mooching for as long as he can.

Casey now sees himself as a globetrotting pro-blogger; he believes his tales of being ravaged by zoo animals and schmoozed by SEO types are going to interest his readership; and fundamentally, he's casting around for a "Casey makes a successful comeback! Sweet!" story.

There's no success story waiting for him in Sacramento; just crushing debt and obligations. He has no reason to return.

MOCHA said...

Casey ROCKS!!

Mouse And Pencil said...

Casey + rock (the smokable kind) = MOCHA

mejustme said...

I don't see Casey coming back anytime soon. If you could extend your vacation indefinitely, wouldn't you?

Right now he's traveling, seeing sights, meeting new people who aren't familiar with his M.O. He's not getting collection calls, has no mail to open, no family to harangue him, no broken-down car, no cat to taunt him. And no boss waiting for him to get back. He can blog from wherever.

I don't know where he's getting the money to do this but he's going to have to go a long way before it gets old.

As for getting back, I imagine he'll beg his family to spring for a ticket. Or just wait til his visa expires and get deported.

Dolph said...

Does the little doofus realize how boring his site has become? Nobody and I mean NOBODY (other than a couple of noticeable cheerleaders whose names will not be mentioned by me anymore) give a flying fuck about his adventures swinging on trees and traipsing through the forest.

Nobody cares about his goals to monetize an already boring blog. Nobody wants his help on foreclosure. He told me on his one of his last talkcasts that it's all about entertainment...seems he's forgotten that.

He's a nobody without the I AM FACING FORECLOSURE drama hanging over his head. THAT is why people tuned in to begin with. His supporterz aren't as numerous as he thinks (hence why he can't find more hosts...errr...suckers to crash with) so what to do?

He's a loser in so many ways and the site will be a long gone memory as well as a ghost town for many very soon. Keep it up, little man, keep it up. Your site is so fucking boring that it won't be long before you get $10 for it at best.

$100K for what? Casey droning on and on about meeting some blogger nobody but him has ever heard of?

Rob Dawg said...

I'm with Dolph. Boring.

He has had so many chances it is sickening how hard he had to work to avoid success.

X said...

There are enough slimy people still glomming onto his 15 minutes to provide 'cells' for awhile. I think the poor people visiting his blog are in for bratwurst photos next. It really has gone beyond boring.

flailing forward said...

Amen to that. I haven't been to IAFF for almost a week.

According to Sly at SDCIA, this is Taco Bell Jeff's house in SLC and apparently his last name is Klein. Still no word on whatever happened to him though. Must still be screwed if he hasn't sold the SLC house.

lawnmower man said...

Casey on Yaro: That’s pretty smart of him to setup layers. I should do that.

Entrepreneurs are like onions?

"You know, not everybody likes onions."

Mouse And Pencil said...

I think another stupid mistake he's making, is to lay it all out in the open that the blog is simply an ad trap now, that the *story* is the ads, and becoming another bottom feeder ad revenue whore.

It's one thing if a blog has some value, but there is *no* value right now, except to laugh at him - and a boycott of EN'ers will dry that up pretty fast. I propose a permanent boycott - I don't go there anymore anyway.

He'll talk endlessly about the site becoming a "help" site, but until someone does that for him , he'll do the bare minimum to bring in ad dollars, and that's it. Once his spots are sold, he's off to naps and whaever the hell else he does all day (serial masterbater, which would explain why he looks so pale...)

king friday the 13th said...

casey will time his return to generate publicity for the book. "World's most hated blogger back in USA" declares headline for Declan's CNET article.

Rinse, wash, and repeat.

Stephanie J. said...

@Dolph,
LOL... my post on my own blog is all about how boring Casey's stuff has become.

AGREED.

BTW... why does Duane need a list of Haterz sites? Did I miss something as usual?

Stainless Granite said...

Does CA issue arrest warrants for unpaid speeding tickets? Wouldn't that cause a little problem trying to get back into the country?

The Real Wagga™ said...

Hey the countdown is one day before the rollout of a real success story.

Boeing's Dreamliner (the 787) will roll out on 7/8/07.

rob dawgg said...

BORRRRING.

Anonymous said...

you are all worthless. this is no longer entertaining.

Anonymous said...

Caseys 15 minutes of fame are almost over. EN will disappear soon too since the only people that come here are here b/c they hate casey. Then you dickwads can go back into your holes.

Anonymous said...

almost over? it is over. how can you hate casey, he gave people like you a life. now that you finally realize that he is a piece of shit, just like you. you can go back to sticking your thumb up your ass.

Anonymous said...

you haterzzzz have no life, I'm better than you because I spend my whole day at my computer telling you haterzz that you have no life, and calling you all sorts of names, and projecting my personal inadequacies on you.

Rob Dawg said...

Anonypussy,
Could you please take one gigantic sh!t rather than all this messy serial poopage as you expend the only product you are capable of exuding?

Talk about worthless. Casey may be a criminal and evil. you can't even rise high enough out of the shadows to take on a persona of any type. Man, here we are have fun in the sun and you are self exiled to the dark of anononothingness. Don't expect so much as a wrinkled nose around here toadstool.

Anonymous said...

do you even read what you write before you post it? you are a complete loser.

STFU!!!

Anonypussy said...

STFU!!!!

Rob Dawg said...

I just don't care what you think. A dropped word or mispelling is not reason to give you the time of day. Anonypussy. Don't you get it? You aren't worth wasting time on a grammar checked response. You don't need me to tell you how worthless you are. You tell us every time you post anon. You have a lower opinion of yourself than I do. Probably because you are forced to live with yourself.

Sputnik_the_Cat said...

aack!

I'm in anonodouchebag ignore mode!

thpptt!!!

S_t_C

Rob Dawg said...

STFU!!!!?

It's my blog subhuman selfhater. What you want after breaking into grandmas liquor cabinet means nothing here.

Anonymous said...

That's my cat "KittyKat"...original name, right!

Anyways she was begging to tell how she feels about, Casey! "I would never foreclose on my litterbox like that idiot!"

Put her in the spotlite amonst other famous felines like Nacho and Sputnik!!!

Teacher said...

@Rob
You need to address these trolls at their level:

example: "Well, you're a poopie stinky caca-head!"

This kind of response is well within their capacity to understand.

It's always best to refrain from using any words with more than two syllables because it may feed their complexes and cause them to act out even more.

Anonymous said...

FYI, Marty really doesn't like it when people address him directly.

Sharky said...

Dolph:

"Does the little doofus realize how boring his site has become?"

Oh, I don't know about that. I say it on a Hatercast, and two weeks later, there he is, with his murse hanging in front of his dick, pretending to be a kangaroo.

And...I'm really worried about his Toby.

It pisses me off a bit to see someone be exploited.

And you gotsta admit, when you're Casey Serin's chump...well...you're into the record books.