Thursday, June 14, 2007

Free Galina!


So some clever soul has bought freegalina.com and redirtected it here. Very clever. No telling how long before I noticed. time to come clean. Any more like this out there?

Regards the subject. That's a lot more sensitive subject. You can only offer so much especially to someone with every reason to distrust everyone. I certainly hope she is getting good advice from friends and family. You know the haterz™ position but sometimes other people who may not know as many details might incorrectly conclude that this is a about saving the marriage rather than the important thing of saving her.

156 comments:

America's most hatted Bloger. said...

First?

aaron said...

first

aaron said...

damn. but i beat the dude. and murst!

Anonymous said...

thirsty

Jean Valjean said...

he he... must not have "trained" that moderator too well:

#
3. Joe
June 13th, 2007 at 10:50 pm

Great post, Casey!
Australia is a good place to get away and focus on your book.
Let’s not let the haters ruin the good things coming.
I know you’ll pull through these challenging times.
Now you’ve got a quiet place to finish your book.
Always remember, some of us are pulling for you.

Jean Valjean said...

And I think someone posted this in the previous thread, but here it is again:

#
5. Joe
June 13th, 2007 at 11:02 pm

You know, I’ve been thinking about your situation, Casey.
Until you show a financial win, the haters will keep coming.
Let’s not give them that satisfaction.
I think that an up-front advance on the book deal will shut them up.
And then, you’ll have some more positive responses on the blog for a while.

Selling houses isn’t easy.
Even so, you’ve overcome a lot already.
Real estate is a difficult business, as I’m sure you know.
I’d be willing to wager that most of the haters have never tried it.
No matter how tough it gets, Casey, I know you can come through.

Ok, fess up... who's "Joe"?

Stephanie J. said...

@JVJ

Casey of course; padding his Supporterz posts (all three of them).

NotAnOptimist said...

X-posting parts from comment on last thread:

@Dawg
question: how are you calculating the Habitat totals? as I said before, I donated via work (for the company match), not the HfH website, and it's possible other's did the same...

Re: EN's surge in anonypussies
it's times like this when I seriously want to meet the EN regulars... the quality of the posts (and the snark!) is just so markedly different that I know you'd all be a blast and a half to hang with. Sadly, I am a W-2 looser IRL and when I'm not here I'm doing that "working" thing... look it up...

baa said...

@ stephanie j

regardless, i dont think snowflake would be spelling out galina and yulias names.

clearly the new moderator isn't too quick.

The Dude said...

Timeline?????

Can anyone remember when Snowflake took off for this Tahoe getaway?

Was it at the end of April or first part of May...just trying to see if a couple of things are connected

Galina'sHymen said...

HAR, looks like whoever forwarded that www.freegalina.com domain changed the title. Nice!

Stephanie J. said...

LOL, that didn't occur to me. Ahh, bad for Casey... but comedic gold for us.

NotAnOptimist said...

@The Dude
CaseyPedia says early May... (IAFF has a post from there @1:36AM on May 2), and btw, The Dude, you have a page on CaseyPedia. =]

king friday the 13th said...

Guy, that ain't fair. Mocha has enough trouble reading the posts left to right.

KC said...

Visited IAFF just now and there is a huge countrywide ad at the top. Oh the irony.

Stephanie J. said...

@NotAnOptimist
I believe that too. I often think it would be so much fun just to meet in a huge group, order a couple of pitchers of whatever's on tap, order some hot wings and just laugh it up.

Fun, smart people... even if some *are* engineers. ::smirk::

Anonymous said...

If I was married to Casey I would surely be saving myself. I mean...ew.

JimBobJoeBobJim said...

I often think it would be so much fun just to meet in a huge group...

I'm all for it. I've previously offered up a place here in PHX where we could see RK's house from the patio.

Of course, no one in their right mind would want to come here now...

NotAnOptimist said...

Stephanie J. said: Fun, smart people... even if some *are* engineers. ::smirk::

Ouch! ;)

Seriously though, I think there are a few of us who are in the Pacific Northwest... letsdoit! I'd be willing to *try* to set something up if there is interest.

Jean Valjean said...

@StephJ

HEY! I resemble that remark!

Well, I'm an engineer, but the gf likes me in spite of it, so why ruin a good thing? (like medical, dental, life, 401k, travel, tuition-reimbursement, and more money than I care to spend?) Something ole Konstantine wouldn't know anything about.

--JVJ

Anonymous said...

FREE GALINA!*

*With purchase of $400,000 mortgage. While supplies last.

MursesToMurgatroid said...

There's plenty of SoCal folks on patrick's and ben's, but I haven't seen any familiar SoCal handles over here. And obviously, this is a different handle as well. There's should be a Unity Festival get together.

Casey's_Got_An_Innie_Not_An_Outie said...

Can we all start a East Coast-West Coast war within the site? Ya know, like us on the East Coast can wear jogging suits with one pant leg up to our knee, and the West Coast peps can wear their hats backwards. We can all get tattoo's and throw spitwads at each other from one coast to the other until we have a big gang war...it would have to be neutral territory like Nebraska or something, then RDawg (sorry bro) would have to get tagged in a drive by....wow maybe I shouldn't type everything I think....well it doesn't stop anyone else here :)

Stephanie J. said...

You know I'm kidding. You guys are the reason I troll here so much--I got tired of Casey's shit a long time ago.

Stephanie J. said...

LOL@1:06

Instead of gunshots, tho, he gets wheatgrass shots.

Drive-by.

Call Me Fred said...

June 14 (Bloomberg) -- Bear Stearns Cos., the second-biggest U.S. underwriter of mortgage bonds, is liquidating holdings from one of its hedge funds after making money-losing bets on subprime mortgage bonds, said three people with knowledge of the decision.

Bear Stearns sought bids today from prospective buyers for about $3.8 billion of mortgage securities from the fund, said the people, who declined to be identified because the plan isn't public. The 10-month-old Bear Stearns High-Grade Structured Credit Strategies Enhanced Leverage Fund, which is down about 20 percent this year, had about $600 million of investors' money and borrowed to increase its buying power, one of the people said.

As delinquencies rise on loans made to homebuyers with poor credit or heavy debt loads, bondholders stand to lose as much as $75 billion on securities backed by the mortgages, according to an estimate in April from Pacific Investment Management Co., manager of the world's largest bond fund. Bear Stearns's fund is among the first to start liquidating because of the subprime crisis, which already has forced lenders such as New Century Financial Corp. and ResMae Mortgage Corp. into bankruptcy.

lurker said...

Can we use rub on tattoos? I think the long term type hurt and I don't want any owies.

BelowTheCrowd said...

Give a week's notice and I'll fly to Portland or Seattle for a haterz meeting! Need to get up to the PDX area for an important business meeting (but not a late-night busienss meeting as it is.

-btc

BelowTheCrowd said...

I will only join the west coast haterz if our "colors" are mauve and pink.

-btc

VenCoGirl said...

@MursesToMurgatroid:

I've noticed a dearth of SoCal denizens here as well. The only person I'm aware of who lives in my neck of the woods is Mr. Dawg himself.

BelowTheCrowd said...

I'm in LA.

Venture up to Thousand Oaks at times for work, and even more occasionally to Camarillo to load up the car with the next years worth of discounted designer outlet clothes.

-btc

Mouse And Pencil said...

We gotta name this, and merch it.

Burning Murse

Mursestock

Mursefest

(I like Koistock but it ain't about Nigel)

Dawgstock

Joe Dirt said...

Can we all start a East Coast-West Coast war within the site? EAST COAST HATERZ RULE (tm).

I have been trying to get this war going from some days now....

So if someone is planing a HaterzCon (tm) I will represent the East Coast posey. I think it would be cool to tour some of the houses, take a few pictures, and do wheat grass shots for a few days.

When, where, and can we get hotel discounts?????? Maybe DeClan can come and interview us???

Jean Val Jean said...

Observation:

Now that IAFF is finally releasing comments, they seem to have left this place.

Further proof that it was just trolls that had been left without a place to play.

-JVJ

Northern Renter said...

Dear Mouse and Pencil,

How about Mursapalooza?

NR

flailing forward said...

West Coast Haterz capped Biggie (prlinkbeast)!!!







Thanks!

NotAnOptimist said...

My vote's for HaterzCon(tm). Nice one, Joe!

blatz213 said...

The Lord Have Mursey Festival

Joe Dirt said...

Ok since I trademarked HaterzCon (tm) I thought I should create an actual account.

And if anyone steals my idea I will sue you. If you find it on an unprotected/unpassworded page I will sue, if you take my ideas or air I will sue you...

East Coast Haterz read it in the morning!

noos said...

We dont care what Casey does. Get a job or pay every dirty penny back. We are hear two hate. we are haters. we hate as rob dawg commands us. Hey Rob how old are you? You sound so hip spelling dog dawg.

And its so cool how you use those big wordz. too. And you modify enough of that stuff to make it sound like you are not ripping it off.

Stephanie J. said...

LOL, HaterzCon...

We'd have to get hotel where all the rooms have padded walls.

Respek' fo' Wes' Coas' Haterz, e'yo--ai-aight?

BJ said...

@VenCoGirl

I'm in SoCal.... but I didn't inhale..☺

The Real Wagga™ said...

If Haterz™ want to meet, Fresno area is a good middle ground hint: Oakhurst/Yosemite/Sequoia are all cool & close.

Mouse And Pencil said...

I was born and raised in New Yawk, but live in CA.

Which side, which side...

NEITHER.

I like Dawgstock myself, as none of this would have happened without our mustachioed host and Grand Poohbah.

Anonymous said...

test

Joe Dirt said...

HaterzCon should be at something like a super8 or even better if we can rent one of the houses for the night and "live the dream".


Where my east coasterz at? Going home already????

Anonymous said...

testing dirty words like dick and fuck

Jerry Mander said...

@VenCoGirl

West LA in the hizzle. Plus I know of one more in Central LA (as long as earthlink isn't shutting him out).

BelowTheCrowd said...

HaterzCon pool party!

In Modesto, of course.

-btc

BelowTheCrowd said...

Hey Jerry! Venice beach here. At least through the summer. Then I'm out of this homeless dumping ground.

-btc

BJ said...

@Anon
testing dirty words like...

Stop playing with your d**k and
grow the f**k up!!

BJ said...

The best place for the meet.. IMHO, is Sacramento, CA... timing to when the fliptard™ returns!! Even better, timing to be there when Casey has to meet the FBI close up and impersonal.
Could then all stand on the corner and wave bah-bye!!

Anonymous said...

Hey guys? I have MLS access here at my looser W-2 job. One of the MLS features is that I can access any property in California using the APN#, owner name, street name, etc. Out of boredom, I plugged in Casey's properties. Here's the weird things that I found. He still shows as owner of Larchmont and Muncy comes up as being transferred to the current owners in March of '06. Supposedly the info for these counties updates monthly.

Now admittedly my detective/IT/computer skillz are abysmal, but WTF? Am I missing something? Is there somewhere else I can look to investigate further?

Joe Dirt said...

@BJ

Then we could all be out there chanting "HATE HATE HATE" just like that David Chapelle skit about the Haters Ball

VenCoGirl said...

Yay, there are other haterz in LaLa Land!

@Anon...

Why in god's name would you be trying to test "dirty" words? Have you read this blog at all? Haterz have potty mouths!

Holiday Inn said...

Rob-Dawg,

Just in case Buttflake does file a DMCA notice (I doubt it), you can take a look at http://www.eff.org/legal/cases/diehl_v_crook/

Not legal advice, etc.

The Dude said...

Sweet Baby Jesus! I just read Optimist's post about *MY* CaseyPedia mention. I_can_die_happy!

....and the Tahoe timeline. What's been rattling through my head is whether there's a tie in to the down under trip and the one to Tahoe. If memory serves me, Snowflake was doing a dump for his "publisher" somewhere around then. Marty has been pumping him up with visions of $$$$$. If he was dreaming of his sweet future while talking to Marty then.....he's doing the same thing now. Connected?

Smarter people probably know, posted it, and I missed it, but it just seems strange how KC gets itchy feet when he talks to Massive Marty.

Anonymous said...

Now that you mention a beer get together. I bet most of you EN'ers are pretty decent people. I suppose this anonymous thing (I dont mean handles)makes you talk a lot more sh!t than usual. But whatever.

Anonymous said...

Hey BJ, why is your name bJ? you like givnig BJ's?

Alan Smithee/gt said...

Too bad Snowflake didn't buy an East Coasterz house. JoeDirt and I could have staked it out already....for the HaterzCon.

Of course, to be a true "con" we would need to include:

* Costume contests (KC, Nigel, oh boy!)

* Themed movie-marathons

* Trivia

* Role-playing games

* Memorabilia

* "Special guest star" Q&A sessions

Endless possibilities for entertainment.

Oh, and some decent beer, please.

-g

BelowTheCrowd said...

Anon,

Your MLS is updated from county records every month.

How long do you think it takes the county to update their records? In my experience, often quite a bit longer. Larchmont seems a bit long, but not incredibly so. Not surprised at all that Muncy isn't in there yet.

Remember, the only reason they update those computerized records at all is to get the property tax bill right. The "deadline" is often not until the next tax billing date.

Which is part of the reason we're still stuck with mostly unnecessary title searches and insurance. The counties do a lousy job of this, I believe by design.

-btc

Anonymous said...

looks like most of those anon pussies from IAFF are gone.

Now its just us men.

Galina'sHymen...AKA-Movie_Voice_Guy said...

In a galaxy, far, far away...

A young boy, Casey Serinwalker leaves his parents behind to save the galaxy. With his mentors and friends, Nigel Wan-Swabobi andGlenn-2D2, he embarks on a quest to learn the path to become a GetRichQuickJedi. However, he is quickly tricked to the dark side by Emperor Marty and Darth Tavington. A dark-haired evil wookie named Mochabacca leads his force of Storm Supporterz. A Rebel Force which at first tries to return him to the good side of the farce lead by Yo-dawg-da and others attempt eventually learn there is no saving him as any piece of good died long ago in him. Even his former alley Princess Galina learns there is little hope for him.

ForeclosureWarz...coming soon to a Courthouse steps near you.

Annie said...

I am working on a massive deadline with no time to read the posts or comments.

I have been in touch with CHJTS, Steph and Duane.

I have offered to assist in getting Galina to a safe place (meaning financially, emotionally, legally, etc.) provided she is interested.

CHJTS has asked me to participate in the next talkcast to discuss how women (and men) can save themselves from an out-of-control spouse. I have agreed to participate.

Anonymous said...

Countrywide? Didn't Casey foreclose on two homes with Countrywide...I'm sure that doing business with a deadbeat is such a great honor for them!

Stocktone in the hizzie!!! Left Coast >\/ (sign with a gang lean)

Anonymous said...

@btc

Thanks, that makes sense. I have always found that my county updates transactions pretty quickly, but I guess that's not the case everywhere.

Benoit™ said...

The Haterz meetup shall be called LollapaLooser™. :)

Mouse And Pencil said...

We could meet in Vegas, and go by Marty's house and say 'Hi!"

(Hi! = tp-ing, of course)

Anonymous said...

Casey is one funny mofo:

Haterz are "trying to ruin my ability to support my family."

Haha...the little snapperhead hasn't worked in three years and now he wants to "support" the women he left high and dry with no money in the bank!

Hope Galina chops his pills off!!

Anonymous said...

Anymore Casey file info?

Sharky said...

East Coast/ West Coast...

what's the fuck'n difference?

I'm a shark, damnit!

T'me, it's just the table on which the hors 'd ouevres are served.

(And...could y'all go easy on the Coppertone suntan lotion? It gives me the shits. Thanks)

Listener said...

CHJTS has asked me to participate in the next talkcast to discuss how women (and men) can save themselves from an out-of-control spouse.

If someone could suggest how to spot these types before they become spouses it would be very much appreciated.

Sharky said...

A Casey Con-vention?

Wouldn't that be "Serin-dipitous"?

badda-BING!

Bemused Guy said...

Regarding Mursapaloozer...what about the EN Haterz in Europe? Where are we supposed to meet & what are we supposed to do?

baa said...

whoever said "have mursey", i want you to know you have forever ruined full house for me.

thanks.

NotAnOptimist said...

@Bemused Guy

Throw a party that KC hasn't made it to your continent... yet.

Stephanie J. said...

CHJTS has asked me to participate in the next talkcast to discuss how women (and men) can save themselves from an out-of-control spouse.

I hope my spouse doesn't call in. LOL! I give him every good reason to--being the hellacious pain-in-the-ass that I am. He truly is the best of men.

CHJTS said...

At 1:11 PM, BelowTheCrowd said...
Give a week's notice and I'll fly to Portland or Seattle for a haterz meeting! Need to get up to the PDX area for an important business meeting (but not a late-night busienss meeting as it is.

-btc

Hey BTC....we can get caseys van advertiser to provide the van and we can rent them out down by the river to the guests that fly in in exchange for jamba juice and chipotle gift cards.


@ 1:40 PM, Anonymous said...
Hey guys? I have MLS access here at my looser W-2 job. One of the MLS

MLS is notoriously slow for that stuff..you need access to a TITLE PLANT. I have access to one for my state...I dont know if it is a national database though...it is updated 3x's a day.

@anne YEP.....she will talk about her personal experiences and I am sure she has done her homework so she will be prepared to outline a step by step plan for men and woman to get out of fucked up relationships including signs that you are in fucked up relationship.

@stephJ...I hope your starters husband grandma is okay....We should have talk about it over 10 or 14 shots of tequilla, in a hotel room, with barry white playing on the radio.

BelowTheCrowd said...

M&P,

Marty's "house" is a mailbox.

Court records suggest that he might not even actually live in Vegas.

However there is a starbucks down the road where we could meet. No Jamba Juice though.

-btc

Anonymous said...

Listener - you just have to 'listen', all the signs are there; don't let love blind.

Akubi said...

How many NorCal Haterz are there? I could probably make it to Sacramento.

Mouse And Pencil said...

If I could get a dollar for every time I made a bad choice in mate, I'd be whooping it up at a gentleman's club.

Galina is human. She made some serious errors i judgement, but...can she learn from this? Learn to be less accepting, and a little more discerning?

I went through a long process with an alcoholic father. Realizing he was one was DIFFICULT. Your head fights it. It's a horrible thing to call someone, and we're talking about dad here. But the reality finally comes crashing in, and I suspect Galina has or is close to that moment concerning her erstwhile husband.

Acceptance is the first step. The next couple are a bitch. She does not have an easy road ahead of her if she's truly realized what he's all about, and that she can't change him.

If she chooses to stay, it could be 20, 30, 40 years before he figures it out...if he ever does. Nothing we can do about that.

If he goes to jail, she may stay. Lots of women do. Love is a strange drug.

She may have children with him, thinking that will straighten him up.

She has choices to make, and only she can make them.

CHJTS said...

At 2:08 PM, Listener said...
CHJTS has asked me to participate in the next talkcast to discuss how women (and men) can save themselves from an out-of-control spouse.

If someone could suggest how to spot these types before they become spouses it would be very much appreciated


Yes, if they are named casey serin.


Now their is slimeball spineless cowards like casey with a yellow streak from his toes to the top of his head, and then their are your every day run of the mill assholes.


I am an everyday run of the mill asshole.

Mouse And Pencil said...

Norcal here.

king friday the 13th said...

> She may have children with him, thinking that will straighten him up.

Yeah, I'm expecting to hear the credit card payments aren't the only thing that's been late for the past few months.

Add another chapter to the drama...

yawn.

Casey Enablers said...

Annie,

Are you sure Galina is open and wants help?

It almost sounds as if you folks are shoving help down her throat.

I think it's time for Galina to come clean. She needs to continue supporting her fradulant husband, or come clean with the law.

I like to help, but I would need to make sure I am not ENABLING more fraud and that she truly wants help and will come clean.

BJ said...

@Anon
Ahh, someone with the mind of a 6 year old. Sooo sophomoric. As I have mentioned before, I keep the handle as it is. It lets me know the IQ of the poster by noting the first things out of the posters mouth/keyboard.

Could be
Blow Job
or
Big Johson
Big Joe
Billy Joel

so why do you hide behind the anon label? feel you can't measure up?

The ability to successfully carry the name 'Sue' would be a true measure of a man...

Dumbfounded said...

@ Stephanie J - Fun, smart people... even if some *are* engineers.

Damn Steph, you really know how to cut a guy douwn. :(

kndmanz said...

:::raises hand:::

I'm in Norcal, too.

Bemused Guy said...

CHJTS
"If someone could suggest how to spot these types before they become spouses it would be very much appreciated"

Ironically, Suze Orman one had a segment on this. She suggested that when you start to get serious with someone you sit down and have a talk. Not the "how many you slept with" talk but the "what are your finances like" talk. This includes full disclosure on both sides from salaries to credit cards to judgments.

Partners should know what they're getting into and if the partner won't discuss it that should be a huge red flag. It's a tough chat to have, especially when you are the one in a position of strength. but necessary.

Valentino said...

All Galina needs to forget Casey amd move on is one good licking.

Trust me,
Valentino at your service

Stephanie J. said...

@Dumbfounded
I'm only kidding.

NoDebtWhatSoEver™ said...

@Bemused Guy: we should set up a European Chapter of the Haterz™ Club™™. We may be small in numbers but we do host the CaseyPedia, which should give us some leverage.

Maybe some kind of global organisation - to be called e.g. FreeHaterz™ - might be an idea? We could have a secret handshake code - maybe miming drinking a wheatgrass shot - and a secret codeword such as "murst".

Sid M. said...

I will help chair/fund the Marin County chapter.

Bemused Guy said...

nodebtwhatsoever...hm, that's an idea! We can't use murse as a code word though. Too many men are wearing them. Along with clamdiggers, I mean, manpris.

I'm not a fan of that murse but I guarantee if STeph J saw me in my capris (I mean, manpris) she would leave her temporary man (CHJTS)for me in a heartbeat! Manpris & doc martens - what a combo!!

Akubi said...

Mouse And Pencil, kndmanz,
Given Casey's initial coverage in local NorCal newspapers/sites last year, I would imagine there are quite a few others. Sprezz, WineCountryDude and RatLab come to mind...
Maybe some event planner type could organize a gathering of the NorCal haterz...
How about you, Sid M.?

Anonymous said...

So what is the goal of this site?

Stop Casey from becoming a millionaire?

Get Casey thrown in jail?

Get help for Galina who was taken in like a schmuck?

Anonymous said...

Cute


At 1:49 PM, Galina'sHymen...AKA-Movie_Voice_Guy said...

In a galaxy, far, far away...

A young boy, Casey Serinwalker leaves his parents behind to save the galaxy. With his mentors and friends, Nigel Wan-Swabobi andGlenn-2D2, he embarks on a quest to learn the path to become a GetRichQuickJedi. However, he is quickly tricked to the dark side by Emperor Marty and Darth Tavington. A dark-haired evil wookie named Mochabacca leads his force of Storm Supporterz. A Rebel Force which at first tries to return him to the good side of the farce lead by Yo-dawg-da and others attempt eventually learn there is no saving him as any piece of good died long ago in him. Even his former alley Princess Galina learns there is little hope for him.

ForeclosureWarz...coming soon to a Courthouse steps near you.

Valentino said...

All ladies would leave their guys for one night with me. I shall repeat, nothing like a good licking.

I remain,
Mr. Valentino

Stephanie J. said...

Haterz™Con 2007 Agenda:

Day 1:
5:30 AM ~ Early Rizer™ Breakfast featuring bitter Mochas.
7:00 AM ~ Orientation/Introduction by Esteemed Rob Dawg, Esq. PhD. DVM
7:10 AM ~ Break for nap.
9:00 AM ~ Choice of two workshops:
Track 1: Evading Debt; sleeping through the tough parts.
Track 2: Becoming a Guru despite having NOTHING to offer (keynote speaker Robert Kiyosaki)
10:45 AM ~ Break for nap.
12:00 PM ~ Haterz™ Luncheon (Catered by In & Out burger)
1:00 PM ~ Field trip: Paintball war b/w east-coast & west coast Haterz™ w/ wheatgrass juice pellets -- followed by trampoline fun!
3:00 PM ~ End of programmed activities.

Sponsored event: 5:00PM - ??? The Countrywide Insurance “CaseyRave” --Hosted cocktails & bar & Fully catered meal from Macaroni Grill, DJ dance-music featuring the Casey-Remix.

Day 2:
5:30 AM ~ Early Rizer™ Breakfast featuring Breakfast in a glass; choose anything from our extensive buffet, and we’ll juice it up for you.
8:00 AM ~ The not-so-Early-Rizer™ Breakfast featuring real food.
9:00 AM ~ Workshop: Make your own Murse™ Workshop ~ Bring 2 yards of your own fabric and two spools of thread.
11:00 AM ~ Workshop: Foreclosure Fashion: Is argyle the new black?
12:00 PM ~ Haterz™ Luncheon (Catered by Macaroni Grille): Featuring entertainment by CHJTS, who will be demonstrating various fatal martial arts moves on a life-size Casey effigy.
1:00 PM ~ Round Table Discussion: Guests: Nigel Swaby, Duane LeGate, LossMitPro
2:30 PM ~ break for nap
4:00 PM ~ End of Programmed activities.
6:00 PM ~ Sponsored Events: Starbucks “Haterz™Con 2007 Dinner & Debauchery”

lurker said...

I am another Sacramentan. I suspect we have the largest grouping of Haterz just because Casey is/was a local guy.

Listener said...

2:21 PM, thank you for this perfectly timed advice. You can't know how helpful it is.. but it truly is.

Bemused Guy said...

Steph, you forgot to program time for showers. Wasn't that one of Kangatard's goals for 2007? Ew.

Also, can anyone tell me,,, wasn't there a post the other day about him having left Oz for Germany or did I misread?

Buttplugz said...

test

Akubi said...

Hot/Cold showers, to be exact.

Jean Valjean said...

I hereby nominate StephJ's HaterzCon post for entry into Caseypedia. (Is that how those things work?)

-JVJ

lawnmower man said...

This east-coast/west-coast talk suggests that it's time for a rerun of Rob's Marauders' Map.

soem dood said...

Steph J:

I lawled and lawled!

I must attend!

Anonymous said...

Hi B'Plugz

Its a free-for-all since we scared "Rob Dawg" away with our trolling!
Keep on trollin!

Anonymous said...

Rob Dawg what kind of engineering background do you have? Just curious. I am a structural engineer... registered CE and SE in Calif.

Buttplugz said...

Hello All, I have registered. I find this place amusing. I was the one that mentioned to Heekee to get in touch with Turniphead. After I started coming here I mentioned to Heekee that Rob need hosting also.

I'm a Looser with a W-2 JOB. I don't own any Koi,that's a fish. I have been to several DefCon's in Vegas and that location makes sense for a number of reasons. The SoCal crowd can drive and the rest of us looser can get cheap airfare/lodging. Of course summer in Vegas means 115 F. but it's a dry heat. I guess I can represent the mid-south.

To the caseypedia crew "looser" was coined by in the F'edCompany days of 2001.

VenCoGirl said...

@BemusedGuy:

http://exurbannation.blogspot.com/2007/06/duane-legate-part-43-making-peace-with.html

Paragraph 3 has the cryptic Germany reference.

Endgame said...

@Annie

I have offered to assist in getting Galina to a safe place (meaning financially, emotionally, legally, etc.) provided she is interested.

That's great of you folks. And I sincerely hope it works.

But, is she interested? And, if she's interested, is she committed? I.e. will she say the right things in Casey's absence, but cave if/when he returns?

flailing forward said...

I'll donate a Casey pinata. Shouldn't the event end with some kind of Burning Man-esque giant flaming Casey effigy (Burning Tard)?

Buttplugz said...

Flipperpalooza

Dumbfounded said...

@ Steph J - Kidding or not, it still hurts a bit. I suppose I'll get over it eventually.

Count me in for the convention. Except the early rizer session needs a 4 hour snooze alarm before the day begins. That would push the breakfast to 10:00 with the orientation by Rob Dawg beginning at 11.

Do we all get to sit on blue bouncy balls?

Akubi said...

Buttplugz,
Hey, you're stealing my butt-plug blog marketing angle!

Anonymous said...

BJ said: The ability to successfully carry the name 'Sue' would be a true measure of a man...

BJ why don't you come up with some original thoughts. Or at least give credit where its due when you do rip someone off.

NoDebtWhatSoEver™ said...

@Steph J: Thankyou for helping redecorate my monitor with an exquisite pattern of tea stains.

king friday the 13th said...

following article gave me an idea foe Casey to make $$$. Instead of reputation defender, Casey could be "reputation OFFENDER" -- being mentioned with him could lead to indictment.

LMAO. Look what happened to Maty Stewart, CEO of GoDaddy, and Nigel Swaby (a youtube video of him in full regalia is #2 for his name).

http://online.wsj.com/public/article/SB118169502070033315-LZGtzXoKWHjRpzFbO7nJJGG671M_20080612.html?mod=rss_free

savloah said...

Speaking of heekee and hosting...

When does the bill come due on his fly-by-night, "hey its so cheap unless I get more than 50K hits per month" webhost?

Interested in what the *real* bill is, and who is going to pay it for him.

Stephanie J. said...

@Dumbfounded.

Sowwy. :(...

Forgive me.

I would never say anything to hurt the feelings of my adored fellow Haterz™ - Even the engineer ones.

king friday the 13th said...

I'm really surprised Slashdot hasn't picked up Casey's story.

The resulting Slahdoting would melt his server. And EN and Caseypedia would probably be taken out as well.

lawnmower man said...

More gaming of IAFF's comments: do we have any Spanish-speakers who could give the *real* translation of this one?

It's too colloquial for Google Translate, but it seems to involve a kangaroo's poronga and Casey's orto...

Stephanie J. said...

@NoDebt.
My pleasure.

Oolong? Earl Grey? Whittard's Summer Pudding?

Anonymous said...

Hey Valentino,

you wanna toss my salad? we ran out of toilet paper here at the office. sounds like you can give a good cleaning.

Bemused Guy said...

Thanks VencoGirl.
Is there a reason no one is latching onto this Germany remark?

VenCoGirl said...

@lawnmower man...

Agentinian Spanish is tricky, but there's something about Casey being kicked in the nuts, and I *believe* a reference to him being sodomized by a kangaroo until he bleeds.

But my Spanish is slightly rusty.

Dumbfounded said...

OK, I'm feeling much better now. What about the blue bouncy ball question? Can we all get to sit on them during the seminars? Please?

Buttplugz said...

@savloah

Heekee was not in it for the money. I think he said he is out like $180. He wanted to get his Zewg name into the public. Heekee is one of the nicest people on the intertube. He can't stop laughing at Casey either. We make a mockery of him on CI all the time. Heekee wanted to make sure the momentum didn't stop over a few dollars. I don't think Heekee is using Casey's name in vein over $180. The Zewg seach is still on IAFF. I think he wrte the algorythm(sp?) himself.

flailing forward said...

Savloah is talking about after Casey dumped Heekee and went to his own hosting. He went to some service that charged by chunks of server resources I believe. The speculation was that the traffic from MSN would have driven him way beyond the $50 minimum or whatever it was.

Bemused Guy said...

OMFG. Totally off topic but it's midnight & no one else I know is awake. I just got news that my ex-boyfriend turned straight when I broke up with him. He just got married.

I'm not sure if I'm supposed to feel upset or a little proud.

==please return to CS hating & speculation==

Anonymous said...

#
28. Cara de Verga
June 14th, 2007 at 2:08 pm

English Version:
Hello Casey…
You are a genius!!!
Keep up the fight, you made a misake, but you may take over it.

Hope that in Australia, you clean up you ideas, and find the solutions.

Greeting from Argetina.

PS: please, post the spanish translatios, as many latin users are following you blog!

Spanish Version:
Hola Casey…
Sos un cara de verga!!!
Como vas a hacer semejante PELOTUDEZ!! comprando 8 casas!
Pero cuando naciste, tendrian que haberte pegado una trompada en medio de tus huevos, por ser tan cara de verga!

Ojala, que en Australia, aparezca un canguro y que la poronga del canguro, de 3 vueltas sobre su cuerpo, y que te la meta en el orto!!
En fin… Ojala que te guste la poronga del canguro, porque te va a dejar el orto sangrando….

Saludos, desde Buenos Aires, argentina
================
REAL TRANSLATION

Hello Casey…
You are a dickface!!!
How could you ever do such PELOTUDEZ!! (insult derived from pelota=balls)!! Buying 8 houses!
When you were born they should have punched you between your balls, for being such a dickface!

Hopefully in Australia a kangaroo comes and the poronga [?? Dick?] of the kangaroo circle your body 3 times and he sticks it in your orto [?? Asshole?]!!
Whatever… Hopefully you like the poronga [?? Dick?] of the kangaroo, because it’s going to leave your orto [?? Asshole?] bleeding…

Anonymous said...

Hola Casey…
Hey Casey

Sos un cara de verga!!!
You have a cock-face

Como vas a hacer semejante PELOTUDEZ!! comprando 8 casas!

How are you doing something like ((not sure what pelotudez means) buying eight houses?

Pero cuando naciste, tendrian que haberte pegado una trompada en medio de tus huevos, por ser tan cara de verga!

But when you were born, someone must have hit you in the middle of your balls and that's why you're a cockface.

Ojala, que en Australia, aparezca un canguro y que la poronga del canguro, de 3 vueltas sobre su cuerpo, y que te la meta en el orto!!

I hope while you're in Australia a kangaroo with a schlong three times the length of your body will jam it in your 'o'.

En fin… Ojala que te guste la poronga del canguro, porque te va a dejar el orto sangrando

Finally, you'd better like the kangaroo's schlong, because it's going to leave your 'o' bleeding.

Anonymous said...

Here you go. from one of the small dick anonapussies.

Hey Casey...
You are a dick head !!!
How do you make such stupid moves!!!. Buying 8 houses!
But when you were born, they should have given you a smack in the balls, for being such a dick head!

Hopefully, in Australia, a kangaroo appears and that the dick of the kangaroo, takes 3 trips over your body, and that he puts it in your hole!!
In closing... hopefully you like kangaroo dick because he is goign to leave your hole bloody.

Salutation, from BA, Argetina

Buttplugz said...

Heekee has posted on CI that he was out about $180. The united Heekee Society has more money then they can spend. Heekee has never cried about the money. He still has his Zewg search tool on IAFF. Go to CI and ask him yourselves He will tell you honestly that it was money well spent and keep Casey going during the "lean" times. Perhaps a big perhaps IAFF might have folded if it wasn't for Heekee. I can't speak for Heekee but I am sure he would happily discuss the arraingment with anyone. CI is anonymous posting. It lists the users that are online and he will answer any and all questions. I'm a noob when it comes to interwebs. I'm a mainframe guy. I don't understand the $/click thing. Heekee and others tried to explain it to me when google dumped fliptard the first time. I beleive at the time he was on the Zewg servers.

Stephanie J. said...

RE: Argentian post... EW!

@Bemused.
I was similarly shocked when my dearest friend with whom I'd purchased my first home decided *he* was straight and said he was going to marry a woman twenty years older than him with four kids. ????????

Go figure. I just felt sad for him.

Miguel said...

RE: Argentian post... EW!

Already immortalized on Caseypedia...

Sprezzatura said...

SF Bay Area here.

BJ said...

@Anon

BJ why don't you come up with some original thoughts. Or at least give credit where its due when you do rip someone off.

And you call the 'giving BJs' an original thought in response to the handle? Most people posting on this blog know to whom the author is and the song to which it references. My usage is an indirect reference to the fact that I am not afraid or running away from the handle because what the handle might represent to those of a sophomoric mind... but of course, you did not get that did you.

Oh by the way, song reference was to the late Johnny Cash, Boy Named Sue... if you think I don't know..

And now anonomous troll, go away, ya bother me. F.L.

NoDebtWhatSoEver™ said...

@king friday: oddly enough I'm sure I came across IAFF via a link in a slashdot comment. I think there might be potential for a submission along the lines of "former PHP programmer outs himself as fraudster on blog, is forced to flee country by net vigilantes". (If anyone does make a submission please let me know so I can make arrangements for the CaseyPedia server's funeral ;-).

@Steph J.: it was plain boring Ceylon Assam, I believe (but I can't be bothered to go and look).

@Bemused Guy: yeah, I'd be very interested as to why Germany comes into the matter. All I can think of is that there's a fair number of ex-Soviet Union migrants with German ancestry who until recently were able to gain residency in Germany quite easily.(Depressingly I've just discovered there's also a European Serin).

Stephanie J. said...

I'm not sure I condone Kangaroo butt-rape.

Anonymous said...

Bemused guy,

That Suze Orman segment is ripping through our university housing. Thanks. Oddly enough, everyone admits to feeling really inhibited about this topic...I think that we've all gotten the message by osmosis that it's somehow unseemly to discuss financial matters. That just changed!

Sharky said...

And a BIG "Saludos" back to our amigo in the Argentine!

Spanish is such a lovely and musical language, capable of such subtle nuance, eh?

Speaking of subtlety and nuance...(I'm just brainstorming here), but:

Kangatard had to cough up his back rent and pre-pay his vig up to July with his landlady, right?

Well, lookee here! Not a week later some "Canadian fan" coughs up a grand to send the Flipster Doofus halfway around the planet on a one-way ticket...

Methinks the Hobbit's landlady or landlord may be pretty formidable in the "Driving the Dullard" department.

It bears thinking about...

NoDebtWhatSoEver™ said...

I'm not sure I condone Kangaroo butt-rape.

I imagine one would have some difficulty lifting the tail, and I hear they have a nasty kick. I advise sticking to sheep™.

Mr. Valentino said...

Mr. Valention here to help with the spanish translation.

Yes, I know it has been translated already, but I want to give you my personal twist to what they were trying to say.

The Argentinian was trying to say that he hopes a big kangaroo makes some sweet loving' to Casey. Other references to how Casey looks like a complete idiot.

That's the gist of it. I shall remain,
Mr. Valention

P.S. Any lovely ladies out there?

The Real Wagga™ said...

@Steph 2:44

Won't work, no morning nap second day

Stephanie J. said...

@Wagga
Oh shit. I failed forward as an event planner..

Joe Dirt said...

@ Steph J:
You are my new hero for coming up with an agenda!!

The Real Wagga™ said...

For at least the next three months, there are really only 2 good central west coast venues.
1) Napa Valley - Expensive.
2) Sierra Foothills.

Consider Oakhurst:

1 hour driving from Fresno Yosemite International Airport.

Hour to Yosemite.
Local Sierra Club leader for advise/maps/tours, etc.

Wine tours in the Mother Lode country.

If Steph can fix the second morning sked...

OK I'll volunteer to coordinate places etc/etc for my stomping grounds

Rebecca said...

Reno representing.

Will come to NorCal, got looser obligations, can't go any farther.

The Real Wagga™ said...

Sunday Brunch at the Awahnee Dining Room might very well be the least expensive/best dining room experience ever. Ask me how I know.

Akubi said...

Oh, I love the Awahnee and haven't been there in years. Another option would be the Sonoma Mission Inn since their bathouse features hot/cold showers as well as warm/hot mineral baths. Casey would be so jealous he'd wish he was a Hater.

Stephanie J. said...

You guys sound like you're seriously planning something here. LOL -- It'd be a long haul for Jeepy-Jeep.

Akatsukami said...

@BemusedGuy:

"OMFG. Totally off topic but it's midnight & no one else I know is awake. I just got news that my ex-boyfriend turned straight when I broke up with him. He just got married.

I'm not sure if I'm supposed to feel upset or a little proud.
"

Well, enough people have ended their marriages by announcing to their spouses, "I've realized that I'm gay, and I'm leaving you", that we can write this off as some kind of universal balancing act.

Natalie the PA said...

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STARBUCKS COFFEE
12170 Ventura Blvd
Studio City, CA 91604

Laurel Canyon is the closest cross street.

ordering triple mocha ventis are what's hot.

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