Wednesday, June 20, 2007

Blogspam


I've been noticing some interesting shifts in Casey's traffic:
IAFF VISITS
Total 1,604,158
Average Per Day 16,166
Average Visit Length 1:27
IAFF PAGE VIEWS
Total 3,616,964
Average Per Day 32,813
Average Per Visit 2.0

Just like everything else Casey has finally hooked up with someone who's figgured out a way to game the system. Before he had traffic most sites would envy. Then he failed to act on the opportunity. finally, rather than do the real work to make things right he scams to get what he wants. His visit length didn't suddenly shoot up nor did his page views per visit. Looks like the virtual assistants are working overtime.

For the secret business plan click here.

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flailing forward said...

Four hundred murst

Anonymous said...

Re: Sarah from IAFF

What lender in their right mind would give a 22 year-old enough rope to hang themselves like that with real estate investments? Sounds like a sympathetic person who just got in over her head (like many of us first thought about Turdflake). But seriously, assuming no fraud was involved, why would banks allow someone to get so far in over their heads?

Anonymous said...

Hey Nigel,

Where did you get those slick earings?

http://www.caseypedia.com/wiki/Image:Swabywretch.jpg

My daughter wants one.

Anonymous said...

Linky please to Casey in Australia interview

Anonymous said...

Duane, Rob, or Mark, I have some info I need to share with one of you. Who should I send this to?

Dolph said...

Reality check alert!

Nixson - Casey's adsense and Yahoo accounts are suspended. If he isn't lying ( and I believe him on this) he has NO money coming in from the clicks.

Nice try. I don't really get you, are you a pro-Casey troll or a hater? You don't have to like me or anybody else, but it seems odd.

Anonymous said...

How they game the system part 2..

check this out..

http://info.alexa.com/data/details/traffic_details?p=TBChrome_T_t_40_L1&amzn_id=alexa65-tb-20&url=iamfacingforeclosure.com/

Now, what I have seen from Marty and crowd is they send out traffic graphs comparing their new found "TOY" such as Foreclosurecode.com, and sites such as the whitehouse.com and say how EVERYONE is grabbing this up...

Its BS... ITS Shady... this is the kinda crap that makes internet marketers look bad...

This whole thing reminds me when all the stuff about Casey fleeing the country came out... I gotta call from Marty.. and in his Billy Bad Ass self... he said...

"I GOT DEEP POCKETS"

I laughed then, I laugh now...

Go paly 3 card monte down by the wharf... punk.

Anonymous said...

@Swamp guy,

Info that Casey is Gay? We already know that.

Anonymous said...

@Anon 5:11

If you're referring to the Declan interview, just go to CaseyPedia.com and search for Declan.

flailing forward said...

@ Duane
"I GOT DEEP POCKETS"

That's actually true though. He cut the bottoms of them out so he could fondle himself while researching the Lapdance Code book.

Anonymous said...

ahh man, you just wrecked Rob's new post thanks alot!

I'll send it off to Nigel, he can send on to you guys.

Can't say too much.

Dolph said...

Alabama, either fella will work with you. I do talk with Duane and Mark privately so you can also feel free to send me anything and I will give it to them.

georgeromerofan at gmail com

If you don't want to send to me, send to Rob since his email is on the front page.

Anonymous said...

Duane you are awsome.

This saga is better than the cartoons living in the house in Drawn Together because this *$@# is 4realz!

Anyone watch that show? it roolz

lawnmower man said...

@Anon 5:11: video is linked from his SMH article.

Anonymous said...

I cant find the linky to Casey in the mall at Australia. The caseypedia does not show it.

Aspeth said...

RE: Nigel/C'mon Get Happy

As I've stated before in my award-winning blog, I've always found it incredibly dodgy that a mortgage lender would befriend and defend a mortgage fraudster. And that was just confirmed with your comment, Nigel, that only now is KC "hurting real people."

Was he somehow not hurting real people by appropriating $2.2 million from various banks? Was he not hurting real people by letting those properties fall into disrepair and fall into foreclosure?

Lawnmower man, I appreciate your point but no, I didn't see any revelations. There had already been much talk of KC shopping for a million-plus w/cashback, even before the Utah trip. To say that speculation over Nigel's boss being "g" is what prompted that is utter bullocks. That speculation has been going on for months...again, it only comes out after KC kicks Nigel out of the clubhouse.

Thanks for the clarification, ILMS. I was wondering if an apology had been proffered for the outings. I mean, Jesus, Nigel...you outed a FED! The idea that someone with gov't-issued professional licensure would do such a thing is beyond the pale!

Anonymous said...

Aren't there better sites to visit if one is interested in sexuality?

I was hoping for more info about how to avoid being taken in by sociopaths, any suggestions?

When did people here know that something wasn't right with him? What clued you in? Any thoughts or comments will be deeply appreciated.

JohnDiddler said...

Sway-bee is a lightweight schemer who was eclipsed by heavier-weight schemers. Nigel Sway-bee is a salesman selling himself. He is the poster child for "a little knowledge is a dangerous thing." I would probably like him in person, but I'd also smack him down over and over for his investment appraisals and theories. He seems proud to know just a little bit about economics. When I want to know economics and investing, I hit about 100 hardcore economics, investing, and trading blogs. Weeks later I sorta start to understand a few things. Nigel reads the fucking USA Today and Yahoo Bizness feedz and thinks it's all making sense. This kind of investor cat jumps into the road when a car is coming.

And of course, there's no debate with Nigel Sway-bee. That's not, what, civil? Let's disable comments. Oh, it's not working. Ok, let's join them. Certainly he gained more exposure as a supporter-turned-hater then had he been a hater from the start, but that begs the question whether all exposure is valuable. I would not change seats with him, that is certain. Nigel Sway-bee has bragged about being expert at the same sleazy Search Engine Optimization skillz that Marty considers the core of his enterprise. Sure, it's about the pleather. And the koy. And WINNING AWARDS IN BLOGGING. Send the guy an x-mas card. but for fuck's sake don't tell me he's a voice in investing. He'd love to sell you that line, he'd love to sell you anything. Caveat emptor, idiots.

He is a key character in our saga, and did achieve unusual prominence by sucking up to our anti-hero, and betraying trust, after he failed to see what Marty now seeks to capitalize on: Casey doesn't have to change, for his traffic to be real, and potentially valuable. Will Marty capitalize? The wait won't be long.

Decide for yourself whether you are one of the 2759 readers of Nigel Swaby's award-winning real estate blog. Kiss his ass if you want. He's a C+ investment blogger. Relative to Casey, he's a saint. Everything's relative.

Anonymous said...

Very Good Aspeth:

I never understood why Nigel was supportive of Casey fradulant ways.

I am glad that Nigel came around to his senses, but I think that was more due to that fact that Casey shoved his fist down Nigel a** and Nigel got hurt. Like playing with fire.

Nitel turned not because of his moral standing, but more becuase he begun to look bad in his public persona. Imagine someone taking out a loan with Nigel and asking, hey, aren't you that guy who is supporting Casey - Casey who left his wife dry and high?

Anonymous said...

@lawnmower

Thanks for the link, I had seen the article, but didnt see the video... as always... Casey wasnt "lying" per se.. he just want telling the truth..

"people are blowing things out of proportion, i am communicating with my family"

Im sure it went something like this..

To Mom: "The brokerage statement says the penny stock is worth WHAT?.. I will check into it.. gotta leave for a bit.. just grabbing my toothbrush for no reason as you can see from my crooked teeth"

To Steve: "Hey man thanks for calling, I need to place you on hold for a sec"

To Galina: "Im having a great time in Australia, what are you doing??, please take out the trash, and when you get your next paycheck.. wire me some money.."

Anonymous said...

oh my gosh Duane is that really you? You have had some really funny posts lately.

Anonymous said...

Hi y'all... long time lurker, first time poster.

I didn't have the desire to wade through hundreds of comments, but does anyone think Casey is about to let the e-mail addresses he's harvesting to "preview" his "book" actually have it for free? I've never seen him try to get rid of anything without getting a little sumpin sumpin for himself and I see nothing different about his "book."

And why would ANYone trust his shady self with their e-mail addresses?

The Dude said...

Surf's up on DHC.....

R-Boy said...

Alabama_Swamp_Donkey

Send it to caseyserininfo at yahoo DOT com

were all working together.

Anonymous said...

Duane, my friend owns a boutique wine store in Manhattan and this guy came in and tried to buy a ton of expensive stuff with a stolen Maerican Express. My friend asks for the ID. A fake Florida ID is produced. My friend says, "got a real ID?" Con says I'm from New York but this Florida ID is legit man! Friend says "How about a driver's license?" Con says "I don't have one!" Friends says "How do you get around Florida? Take the subway?" Con says "fuck you man I got morre money than you'll ever have!" Friend says "Great! Go get some cash and we won't have these problems!"

Some people are REAL idiots.

Anonymous said...

Anyone notice the Adsense Code has "The New York Times Bestseller" on the cover? Did they forget to take that off when the stole the cover of the "Da Vinci Code"?

Just sayin...

lawnmower man said...

@Aspeth: I meant the revelation from Nigel that Casey was scheming to get sweet passive income by sinking $100K of corporate credit into a 60%-a-year-guaranteed Utah development scam.

That is genuinely new information.

You're right in saying that most of Nigel's posts are confirmation of haterz speculation -- for example, confirmation that Casey *did* buy the piss-poor penny stock -- but that too is useful in its way.

I'm not excusing Nigel's past actions -- for example, his egging on of DUI Cote, right around the time that RCS got really nasty -- but I do think that as a previous confidant of Casey's he has some good insights to offer.

Anonymous said...

I've come to the realization that I'm going to make very little money, if any at all, on the ForeclosureCode book. I expect financial returns to be even worse than LapdanceCode, PedophileCode, AnalCode and FurryCode.

THEREFORE, stop all assigned trolling activities immediately. You will no longer be paid per post.

Anonymous said...

@ Tavington @ 4:49 p.m.

You said: "In a way, I hope that he does the right thing, come back home from Australia and go back to his wife."

NO

NO

NO

NO

I'm going to have a stroke.

DO NOT ENCOURAGE CASEY TO "GO BACK TO GALINA" or even say such things.

The BEST THING for Galina was CASEY LEAVING.

I don't know about others, but I hope that Galina stays strong, continues her work to determine and really see the damage Casey has done... to come to understand how he has manipulated and controlled her (i.e., leaving school, calling her creditors). His manipulations and control have been not in her best interest, but rather his own CYA.

My hope: Galina becomes strong, independent minded, knowledgeable about finances and credit, and capable of standing on her own two feet, supporting herself and responsible for her own financial future.

To even say "Casey goes back to his wife" implies that she has NO CHOICE in the matter.

SHE DOES have a choice. And I hope her choice is to take care of herself, not fall for any of his (so called) charm. I also hope she does everything in her power (working with a good attorney) to assure that she walks away from this marriage with a small responsibility for repayment of the debt and mess that fuckface created.

I personally hope that Casey has a good time on this little vacation of his.... 'cause with the right attorney and in front of the right judge, Casey could very well be walking away with responsiblity for 90% to 95% of the debt and mess..... NO judge will hang Galina out to dry and enforce the "community property" rules regarding the debt asswipe has racked up over the past couple of years.

More later.

Count Nadeau said...

This is slightly off topic, but speaking of real-estate scammers and "sweet deals" and blogspam, remember that 1.8 billion dollars that david crisp recently borrowed? Well, I had a conversation with his financials, and I'm creeped out:

Do you think I should have them finance a llama farm for me?


(RobDawg: I sent you part of this email exchange earlier, but I'm not sure you got it or not)

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't it be great if Galina divorced Casey and paid off the debt honestly and wrote a New York Times bestseller about the nightmare of being married to the most financially irresponisble individual on the plaent abd how she came out on tip? I encourage this...Duane?

Anonymous said...

Wouldn't it be great if Galina divorced Casey and paid off the debt honestly and wrote a New York Times bestseller about the nightmare of being married to the most financially irresponisble individual on the plaent abd how she came out on tip? I encourage this...Duane?

Anonymous said...

Info is go, thanks r-dog!

lawnmower man said...

@anon: I cant find the linky to Casey in the mall at Australia. The caseypedia does not show it.

Linky posted @5:24PM here.

But on not being able to find it in CaseyPedia: how/where were you looking for it? We could do some tweaking to make stuff easier to find.

Anonymous said...

My hope: Galina becomes strong, independent minded, knowledgeable about finances and credit, and capable of standing on her own two feet, supporting herself and responsible for her own financial future.

YES yes! From your mouth ....

Endgame said...

Nigel,

Ignore the hate. Your mistake was believing in and looking for the best in a young, but convincing, sociopath for too long.

Situations change, people change.

You're doing the right thing now...

You're doing the right thing now...

lawnmower man said...

@Annie: bravo. Thank you.

Anonymous said...

SC sed:

And why would ANYone trust his shady self with their e-mail addresses?

Get a hotmail account already, sheesh!

Anonymous said...

Domain Name
iamfacingbankruptcy.com
Price
$5,000
Time Left
3D 19H

https://www.tdnam.com/trpItemListing.aspx?miid=7623644&

lawnmower man said...

does anyone think Casey is about to let the e-mail addresses he's harvesting to "preview" his "book" actually have it for free?

No, of course not. He's collecting email addresses for Marty.

The "review" will be a short extract teasing a "want to read more? subscribe now for exclusive members-only content."

Endgame said...

@At 5:46 PM, SC said...
Hi y'all... long time lurker, first time poster.

Welcome!

I assume Casey would send out no more than one chapter for "review".

I'd never give my primary email address, but I did give him my tertiary address.

Anonymous said...

Annie, from the bottom of my heart I thank you for what you are doing! Best wishes and sincere thanks for your kindness. Please let her know she isn't alone.

Anonymous said...

What do you suppose Butters does with all those email addresses he collects? Sell the lists as qualified leads?

Endgame said...

@At 6:10 PM, Nigel's Guest Blogger said...
What do you suppose Butters does with all those email addresses he collects? Sell the lists as qualified leads?

------

We'll see - I fed one of my throw-away email addresses into their spam machine.

Anonymous said...

Anyone know when Coté gets back from vacation?? heh, these posts with 8,275 comments are wearing me down ;-)

Anonymous said...

I signed up for a mailing list months ago. All of a sudden that email address is being INUNDATED with Russian language spam.

Koy-incidence? I have to think not!

lawnmower man said...

I'd expect also to receive Foreclosure Code spam on:

All email addresses used to submit IAFF comments.

All email addresses used to sign up to Casey's serin.us email list.

Anonymous said...

Stephanie J I am proud of you for indirectly getting the point across that you ARE a "big" girl. No one should hold that against you. There are lots of sexy "heavy" girls. Tyra even had two large sized models on her show, America's Next Top Model, this year. You are married after all and some of these trolls are "chubby chasers" anyway. You can put up a whole picture of yourself on your post if you like. We still love you even if you are fat. Go have another twinkie on me sweety ;-)

Anonymous said...

lawnmowerman,

fuck@you.com is going to get thousands of spams then...

flailing forward said...

@ NGB
What do you suppose Butters does with all those email addresses he collects? Sell the lists as qualified leads?

I don't know, but whatever it is, I'm sure it's MASSIVE and TARGETED.

Anonymous said...

I have cracked the foreclosure code:

2759

Anonymous said...

FYI, a confirmed double opt-in email address is worth $12 to $24.

Anonymous said...

You can't trust anyone. I gave out a throwaway to someone I thought I could trust and that SOB spammed me so bad it was unusable after that. Damn spam. Wham bam thank you ma'am.

Anonymous said...

Go away Tavington. What ever it is you were trying to do, you SUCKED at it!

Endgame said...

Last night, EN was like Houston after Katrina - full of homeless grifters looking for others to support them.

Tonight, looks a bit like Marty may have the VAs back in Naw'Leans for some regrouping. EN isn't the welfare state you thought it was, huh?

Anonymous said...

EN Cast Listing

Rob Dawg: Graduate, Casey Serin School of Blogging

Stephanie J: President, Stephanie J Fanclub

Nigel Swaby: Chapter Head, Utah Coattail Riders Anonymous

Annie: Advocate for Strong Women Who Can't Do Anything By Themselves

Duane LeGate: Dudley Do-right

LossMitPro: Captain, Third Grade Debate Club

CHJTS: Aspiring Radio Personality

M.Singh: Space Alien

Anonymous: Ruler of the Universe, all around swell guy with handsome, movie star good looks.

Anonymous said...

c-corp-man

I gave Snowflake an unused email address and there's nothing there, yet. It's certainly possible that yahoo's filtering is good enough that they're blocking the russian language spam, but it's also as likely that your address was found by the spammers.

Maybe I should pull out my handy-dandy disposable email address setup and sign up for his stuff.

Lou Minatti said...

Dawg, can you confirm or deny that the real reason for your trip to Massholia was to coordinate the ICE raid on Nantucket?

Anonymous said...

Duane:

"Go paly 3 card monte down by the wharf... punk"

Uhhh, nope...you DON'T want to try that there.

When someone drops a 40 ton container of plastic sex toys and novelty rubber dogshit on your slick and sleazy ass, I guarantee that it's gonna leave a bruise.

I know this...cuz I get the "evidence" as a snack..."people pate".

Anonymous said...

All of you Haterz are a bunch of Nazi idiots. Why do you Nazis spend so much time HATING?

God loves us all, and Jesus is all about LOVE.

Embrace LOVE, not HATE.

Anonymous said...

Go Patriots!

Akubi said...

BREAKING NEWS! Ogg and Stephanie J. appeared to be tied for this week’s 6 Degrees of Casey Serin win-win winner, but the Caveman has taken the lead and now appears to be the champion!

Anonymous said...

Four hundred sixty Murst!

Anonymous said...

Someone forgot to post

T aka Nacho: Crazy old cat lady.

Anonymous said...

Haterz are Nazis:

"God loves us all, and Jesus is all about LOVE."

I'm not God and I'm not Jesus.

"Embrace LOVE, not HATE"

If you embrace my ass, I'll give unto you a Communion Log.

What a dildo...

The Dude said...

T aka Nacho: Crazy old cat lady.

T ain't crazy and she ain't old....however, she is a HOT HATER!

Anonymous said...

@Anonymous
Lord knows you are an attention whore.

I've never denied it, sugarcakes.

I'm a proud attention whore. It's on my profile.

Now how about you stop shitting up the threads... you've been at it all day. You must be a fattie with some much time to spend at your computer.

Anonymous said...

I'd like a bit of your advice.

I've been following this saga for some time. I am an American expat in Tokyo, mid-30s. I retired from full-time work in the financial industry in 2002 and have been living in Tokyo ever since. I serve on a few advisory councils and am a board observer for a PE gig, that sort of thing. But mostly I play a shitload of golf and collect Nara-era religious ritual implements. (Pre-Shingon "zomitsu" esotericism is my specialty).

Anyway, among my many hobbies is amature psychology, mental parlor games, mind fuckery, that sort of thing. I find Casey fascinating from a purely intellectual point of view, as I am sure most of you can relate to. He is at once such a uniquely dense fuckup and yet I sadly suspect that his meta-pathological narcisissim is representative of a nasty streak we will see presenting itself in the "rising generation" (Boomer mini-me's).

I am seriously tempted to pay for Casey to come to tokyo and stay in a hotel for a week in return for letting me question him psychoalalysis-style. Purely for my own disinterested, detached amusement. I would record everything but sign an agreement not to turn the material loose: it wold be purely confidential, for my ears only. I WOULD make him do a talkcast dialogue with me publically at the end of the week, however. In return I'd give him a ticket to Tokyo, one week's accomidation in a 3-star hotel, amd a one-way ticket to his destination of choice (must be outside Japan) after precisly one week had elapsed. He would never know my address or real name even.

Any thoughts?

Anonymous said...

Hey;

Everybody try this thought experiment.

Imagine that you're wearing a pair of steel-toed boots.

Noiw imagine that you're kicking Hobbit's lying teeth right down his throat...feel 'em crunch.

Hear him moan and then gag...

...are you smiling?

Kewl, huh?

Anonymous said...

Anono-sei:

"Any thoughts?"

Yes.

I think you have too much money if you consider paying retail to listen to the World's Worst Con-Kid make his "non" apologia.

If you want to toss away around ten grand,(haven't been to Japan since the late Eighties), why not have it land on someone like Galina...she has a job, at least.

Or better yet, fly Galina to Japan and put her up, show her Tokyo, and listen to HER.

I think she could use a vacation more than Shitflake, don't you?

Now back to my fantasy of wrapping Kangatard's head in duct tape then beating him with a 9-iron.

(It's better'n Viagra!)

Anonymous said...

OK OK, this has absolutely nothing to do with fliptard Casey or his scam deals and new novel. It WAS written by an Aussie (does that count)? I almost wet my pants.


Angry Aussie

Anonymous said...

Nah, paying for him to exist and then leave for the destination of his choice after a week isn't good for him. Even after subjecting him to a week of psychoanalysis that you won't talk about afterwards.

Flying him to a country where the primary language isnt english then leaving him high and dry with no way of escaping..thats different.

serinitis said...

Are you planning on selling him to some Martial Arts underground fighting ring?

If so, please post the video

Anonymous said...

Ha, 'unbelievable'- sure it has something to do with Casey. Look at that, the same wordpress layout!

WeWantTheFunk said...

ha HA I just had my first comment eaten by the mods at IAFF.

Casey,

Some of the haterz say they're contacting Doubleday about your book cover.

I think they're bluffing...I'll check into it.

Methinks "mods" means "Casey himself."

Anonymous said...

@unbelievable said...

What's so wrong with shitting oil?

Anonymous said...

anon:

"What's so wrong with shitting oil?"

Nothing at all...if you're an oil well.

Can we dose Kangatard's Jamba Juice with alli?

Preferably right before his flight back to California.

Then we could get him nailed for hijacking the airplane john.

The Dude said...

If Dawg doesn't get back at the Blog controls soon, we rush the cockpit and take over.

Let's Roll!

Anonymous said...

You're gonna love this:

http://vista.alexa.com/cgi-bin/docache?OCID=K0gsybDVz0st0U8sSjYzNdY31jcxijeINzIwMDcwNbIwMjI2N7KMTy5KLM8xMtIDKtJLr1LLT0srTi2xNTIytzQyMDQDAA

WeWantTheFunk said...

Two Bear Stearns hedge funds, totaling $20 billion, may collapse because of investments in the subprime mortgage industry.

STICK IT TO 'EM, CASEY!

Lou Minatti said...

Dude, Rob Dawg is suffering from a vicious lobster OD. Let him sleep it off. You know how it is with those Massholes and their lobsters and clams. If Dawg doesn't come home soon he'll start saying things like, "This is a wicked pissah" and "Where is my cah?"

Lou Minatti said...

"Two Bear Stearns hedge funds, totaling $20 billion, may collapse because of investments in the subprime mortgage industry."

Life's a bitch. I hope they lose it all. I mean loose it all.

Anonymous said...

Let's see if Shitflake allows this comment:

Hey Kid:

No, hobbit, I don't want to preview your book.

I don't want to view your book

I don't want to review your book.

Is this some kind of effin' joke, kid?

THIS is your great big ticket to wealth and fortune?

THIS!!!!???

Listen, puppet, ask your ego to step outside for a minute, will ya?

Look at this from a disinterested person's perspective.

Would YOU buy an obvious Dan Brown "Da Vinci Code"-ripoff real-estate book written by a self-admitted Loser with "A MISTAKE" emblazoned across his forehead?

No, huh?

I didn't think so.

But the "A MISTAKE" thing across the forehead...that would be a swell tattoo for you, kid.

You want to write a book, kid?

Write something that has universal appeal.

Write about Love, hobbit. Everybody's been in Love, or hopes to be.

You have, haven't you?

With someone ELSE, kid. (The ego's still outside, remember?).

Tell us what her eyes looked like the day that you married her.

How she felt the first time you kissed her.

What you felt when she agreed to marry you.

THAT'S the kind of stuff that sells books, kid.

Not this crap you're peddling.

asw: investor

Anonymous said...

Re:
>>If Dawg doesn't come home soon he'll start saying things like, "This is a wicked pissah" and "Where is my cah?"<<

Or he might sing WICKED LITTLE CRITTA.

Anonymous said...

Casey has been playing it cool being in Australia with no money in his pocket..and less in Sacramento. He's still trying to quell the Galina about the Cashcall incident. So he's trying to say "it's all good" when he really knows it isn't and his wife doesn't buy his shit.

Still he takes another picture for this blog.."it's all good" right?

But if the officials were really chasing him, and knowing he's a marked man: How do you think Casey would take the pressure?

"Catch Me If You Can" style or would he whimper, surrender, cry and act like he's too mental to understand what went on for the last two years?

I wonder about that since things are really not going this way right now.

Anonymous said...

can't you hear that thunder....

better run....better take cover!

CHJTS said...

This week in troll history:

It is the 13th Century, and the first troll, A common serf by the name of Alfred E. Zewgman from the commoner quarters of Camp Le Isyll De Idiot, goes into history infamy as the first troll to ever be Hanged, Drawn and quartered.

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/189300.html Describes this as "A gruesome form of torture and eventually, death by execution". This is in direct response to the dumbing down of the masses and is proporpionate to the pain caused by someone exercise any type of intellect after reading the drivel from a troll.


This form of execution was primarily in England up until 1790, and many argue it should have continued there until today.

The website further goes on to say "Hanged, drawn and quartered was the punishment for men who committed treason..." It was unwritten that this was to satisfy critics from the onset, with the original and behind the scenes widely known that it was the punishment of choice for trolls.

"Women traitors [Trolls] were burned at the stake." AMEN.

FROM THE WEBSITE..PARAPHRASED
Trolling was the worst imaginable crime and the execution was intended to be the worst imaginable death. The trolls were first hung by the neck but taken from the scaffold while still alive. The entrails and genitals are then removed (drawn) [if they even had any in the first place, the head cut off [very easily since they didnt have a brain] and the torso hacked into four quarters.

One spectator at the first punishment meeted out commented

"..and his head and heart shown to the people, at which there was great shouts of joy."

Anonymous said...

It seems pretty pointless debating what the cover of an ebook is going to look like. If anyone thinks a book will be published in the real sense of the word is as delusional as Casey.

www.doctorwheatgrass.com

Akubi said...

I want my Oggy.

Anonymous said...

If Galina was in on the whole scam, then why isn't she in Australia with Casey?

Akubi said...

Lou Minatti,
My grandmother lived in f-ing L.A. for 40-plus years yet still said "Where is my cah?"

Anonymous said...

@ anon 7:45 PM (About flying Casey to Tokyo):

When I read your post, I knew instantly who you are. There are only a handful of expat guys with a resume like yours, and only one who has discussed casey with me over drinks before. Which means, when you think about it, you know exactly who I am, too.

Because I know who you are, I know you actually could do this if you wanted without even breaking a sweat, probably could set it up within a few hours. And yes, being the semiretired shadowy fellow that you are, you don't have to worry too much about your "reputation" these days. But even so, think about it: do you want your real name associated with this jonser in any way, sharpe, or form? Because if both you know and I know who you are after a few hours and a single post, it's pretty much a done deal that everybody and his donkey will know about it before casey's plane touches tarmac in Narita. That's just how it goes these days.

So my advice is to forget about playing Dr. Lechtor with Casey as multiple miggs or whatver scenario you have cooked up. Instead, why not come down to "that place again" around 8 PM or so tonight (I know you aren't doing anything) and I'll buy you a bottle of good scotch, the kind that comes whit somebody to pour it for you.

Anonymous said...

I have submitted my email address to Marty so that I can be one of the first reviewers of "C's" eBook.
The address is:
youvebeenserved@divorcecourt.com

Will I ever hear back from Massive Marty???

p.s.-
Fuck You Casey,
"G"

Anonymous said...

CHJTS:

Of course, if you're "old school", slicing the Achilles tendon in two with a razor, and then releasing the putz in the ring with a pack of large starving dogs was always good for entertainment.

Y'know...a matinee for the kiddies.

Caesar always seemed to approve.

Good times...good times...

BTW, noted with disgust.

The Feds just voted millions to chase down the (by now), senile and decrepit murderers of Emmit Till.
NTTAWT... but we have an admitted felon alone in a foreign country today, and the flat-foots can't be bothered to spring for an email to the Oz Fuzz to round him up and mail him back for his bout of rectum-stretching.

Anonymous said...

" At 9:28 PM, Anonymous said...

@ anon 7:45 PM (About flying Casey to Tokyo):


Hey, STFU and stop talking to yourself anonymously on a blog.

3boysmama said...

looks like Joel Comm "himself" made an appearance in the IAFF comments. I can't believe he let that one come through.

Anonymous said...

Do they have subways in Sydney, Brisbane, Melborne?

I wonder if Casey has to resort to blowing men in bathroom stalls to keep his adventure going? I wouldn't be surprised if he did..then mixed it up on his blog to say "It's All Good!"

El Gringo said...

498

El Gringo said...

499

El Gringo said...

500

El Gringo said...

Five Hundred and Murst!

Bemused Guy said...

3:23 PM, Mouse And Pencil said, re: Boobies...
I'm not afraid of them, I just prefer petite.


M&P: I'll be afraid of them for you.


All: Oh please, please stop all the obese-bashing! A 450 pound Jeepgirl is a DREAM - just more to love.

The Dude said...

M&P: I'll be afraid of them for you.

ROFL....

Anonymous said...

I don't follow this closely, but here's my theory.

KC got preliminary approval for his corporate credit.
He took advantage of a monetary offer to reinstate the blog, used the funds to buy a ticket to OZ.
Aussietards were expecting KC to show up with a credit line, and the ability to show them how to do "cash back" closes, which take some money to pull off.
KC finds out his credit line has been reviewed and withdrawn.
KC talks to the Aussietards, then posts that "complications" force him to seek other arrangements.

Does this make sense, or is my timeline totally out of whack?

Anonymous said...

Mifth Hundred and Mifth?

Anonymous said...

Hi Milton's.
I sure miss Casey's chat feature that he had at IAFF for one night.
How 'bout you?

Anonymous said...

As I said, I don't follow this closely.

With all the discussion of which attribute might be best, or the most appealing for a good number of heterosexual males, I've got to say Steph J has a fine pair of boots.

Make of that what you will.

Anonymous said...

Sharky, I thought your posts were amusing untill I heard you on the podcast. You are an angry, red neck mother fucker arent you? Now I scroll bar past your posts. You scare the fuck outta me. I'm hatin' on Casey too alright but you really hate Casey. I know you got a dead beat job, but damn, lighten up a bit.

Akubi said...

Personally, I'm quite fond of fava beans, but can't do chianti due to migraine issues. However, someone above mentoned Dr. Lecter who, of course, ate the census taker's liver and fava beans with chianti. Win-Win! SWEET! Were they organic?

Anonymous said...

I checked back to see if there were responses.

How amusing to see the kids are still awake. Gotta love them, they think they've made a place in the world.

Anonymous said...

lawnmower: I saw your post on IAFF:

>#109. lawnmower man
June 20th, 2007 at 12:49 pm

And Casey: can you guarantee that email addresses submitted through this form will be used *only* for review copies? Because this seems very much like the start of a “massive focused email list” to me.<

If you're curious to see what Casey has sent so far, I'm pleased to open up my special fake e-mail account to everyone that I made just for this purpose. It is fore closure code at g mail dot com (remove all the spaces, and insert ampersand in place of at). The password is, if you remove the spaces,: for 3 clo sure.

JohnDiddler said...

I SUPPORT THE JAPANESE MIND CONTROL CAMP PLAN!

Akubi said...

J. Diddler,
Are you sure you're not confusing it with the Korean program presented in the Manchurian Candidate?

Akubi said...

JD, etc...
Anyway,
I think KC might make something of himself if he spends some serious time in a Zen monastery (the sorts that no longer seem to exist) where he is regularly hit over the head with a large cane.

Anonymous said...

Yahooo!!!

Mind Control Summer camp in Tokyo for Casey!

Anonymous said...

And, I might add, on a FULL scholarship!

Akubi said...

Yes, semanon,
now that they’ve recruited the cereal-less order of god knows what religious background in the Western World, the BUDDHISTS are hardcore and ready to hit anyone on the head with a long hard (pogo) stick as need be.
P.S.
I knew things would be even more f-ed than usual when the POS Bush Admin didn't do a goddamned thing when the Taliban blew up the Bamiyan Buddhas.

ASIDE (because I have a migraine and think I might have a brain tumor yet need to let it out)
FUCK YOU GEORGE W. BUSH and
DICK FUCKING CHENEY!

Anonymous said...

Gotta love Casey's latest fluff post:

"As always I will continue being very open and transparent with my finances."

LOL

Akubi said...

Yeah, as about f-ing transparent as Halliburton about his finances.

Akubi said...

Springtime for Hitler is on. How appropriate.
Time for bed.

Anonymous said...

@ akubi,

Sorry to hear of your brain tumor/migraine. But, that really isn't the fault of Bush/Cheney.

I don't like 'em, nor do I hate 'em, they are just part of your political system which can be altered given time and dedication.

Anonymous said...

New post is up.

Book is out next month.

More sweet links.

http://www.doctorwheatgrass.com/

Anonymous said...

Let's see: $1000/month to live on and $1000/month to send home to wifey. Hrm. I'm no genius, but that's still less than the $1000/week that wifey demanded way pre-blog shutting-down.

This web 2.0 economy is cornfusing.

Anonymous said...

New Post! Anything about mind control?

Anonymous said...

25^2 MOIST & MURST

Anonymous said...

From the post:

I will live on $1,000/mo and send another $1,000/mo home to assist my wife while I’m away (She has a full-time W2 job and unfortunately is not able to come on this trip). Anything on top of that will go toward paying off debt.

I hate him, I hate him, I hate him. He is a lying, conniving, psycho bag o' $hit.

When I first read IAFF in September I really wanted him to find a way out of him mess. By October it was clear that he had no interest in what anyone was saying. By November it was a sport, By December an obsession. Now...

Now it's simply to see how badly it comes out and how he hurts everyone around him.

Damn his eyes! Send him to Akubi's Monasteries. Sticks will be good for Casey.

flailing forward said...

Awesome! Still zero content, but now with 150% more spam links! IAFF just keeps getting better and better.

Anonymous said...

Memo to Dr. Wheatgrass,

If you don't directly link to
pagedaddy or IAFF on your site, those links won't be brownie points in the search engine algorithm mix. Those two love those sweet PageRank links and brag about each and everyone.

Anonymous said...

To Other:


I sure miss Casey's chat feature that he had at IAFF for one night.

How 'bout you?


Not much. That web client was useless. Couldn't scroll back (everytime somebody typed something it would scroll to the bottom).

I thought instead of starting an IRC channel ... something like #fliptard.

WeWantTheFunk said...

As I travel the world I am also able to send money home and start paying down my debt! They can’t keep me down!

Pay down the debt? Hee! As if any creditor is going to see dirty penny #1. He does a perfectly adequate job of keeping himself down, he doesn't need help.

What happened to the $1000/wk "on the table"? Now it's $1000/mo, arriving mysteriously. I guess.

He's become the kind of thing that if you see it in a crosswalk, you instinctively stomp on the gas. Front end be damned.

Good God, poor G.

lawnmower man said...

Sweet loving Jesus, but that was a tough one to summarize for CaseyPedia without popping a blood vessel.

"Unfortunately not able to come"? I hope a dingo eats his laptop.

He's on the upswing again; put a few dollars in his pocket and he sees sweet passive income for life. Just like last month's week-o-income. Give it another week and he'll be back to begging.

flailing forward said...

Galina, if you or any of the family read this, sell the domain. It's the only thing left that has any value, and Duane has already said that he can get you $15k for it. Even if you only get half of that, it's more than Casey will ever send you, and you will stop him dead in his tracks. The caveat being not to do this if by doing so you tie yourself more strongly to Casey's debt.

Duane, LMP, or anyone familiar with family law, what are G's options as far as divorce agreements? Are there any divorce attorney haterz out there? The marriage obviously has tons of debt associated with it, and the only assets are a shitty Volkswagen and IAFF. Casey will fight tooth and nail to keep control of his blog baby. Since Casey wants IAFF so bad, it seems like it would become a powerful card for Galina to play to her benefit.

If Galina files for divorce and Casey doesn't show up to the proceedings, she would probably get whatever her lawyer asks for. An extra edge she would have is that Duane, LMP, or the haterz would probably pay for some if not all of her legal costs, whereas Casey is going to be on his own unless Marty wants to foot the bill. Could Galina work a deal where Casey keeps the blog only if he agrees to be solely responsible for the debt? I'm sure the lenders (Cashcall especially) might not agree to that. If she's going to get stuck with some of the debt, then there's really no reason not to force the liquidation of IAFF, because she will at least get some cash out of the deal.

Anyway the main point I'm bringing up here, and correct me if I'm wrong, is that Galina can force the liquidation of IAFF during the divorce if she wants. Now that's what I call leverage. Galina, flex that muscle and watch him squirm.

Anonymous said...

If I kill him, how much time would I be looking at?

WeWantTheFunk said...

flailing, I'm just scared sick she doesn't want to divorce him. It'd be for the best, of course, but that's her call and hers alone.

Oh my stars and garters, I'd throttle his smarmy ass if he were here now. UNABLE TO FUCKING COME. FUCK YOU², CASEY. <-- THAT WOULD BE FUCK YOU SQUARED, you turd with a head and two legs.

Jesus. Too pissed off, must quit.

Grrrrrr.

lawnmower man said...

Wow. Casey really doesn't understand that Jon Ronson is taking the piss out of him. For those unfamiliar with British radio: think This American Life with added snark:

"I do sympathize, I really do. I think it's very very easy to get into the situation that you've got yourself into. Well, not very easy, because it does involve a huge amount of lying, and spending 2.2 million dollars on houses you haven't seen. But it's metaphorically easy to get into that kind of pickle that you're in."

flailing forward said...

@ wewantthefunk
Don't let him bother you. That's what he wants. He needs to continue pissing off the haterz to maintain the SEO value of his sweet links. It's already been shown that IAFF links don't translate to increased sales.

You may be right that she doesn't want to leave him. If that's the case, then nothing can be done for her and she's screwed. But yes, it's ultimately her decision. However, she needs to be aware of all of her options before making that decision.

Anonymous said...

Oh, I adore the British snark! And the interspersing of "Once in a Lifetime" is just brilliant.

Anonymous said...

http://www.sitemeter.com/?a=stats&s=s25rob7ert&r=33

ITSALLGOOD!

Anonymous said...

Happy "Marty and Casey's Balls in a Vice Day"!

Hmmmm what unfortunate news will Casey receive whilst on his world tour? Despite all the offers, I don't see Casey getting anywhere besides SFO on his way home.

Anonymous said...

Judging from the last opst, it seems Kangatard found some lithium.

Anonymous said...

Casey's latest entry ON IAFF is a masterstroke. Truly.

I didn't know whether to spit, crap, or go blind.

I was full of rage that he could so obviously be baiting the whole freakin' world, including haterz™.

I was going to swear off ever posting about him again.

I was going to go on a campaign to do nothing but post about him for a week.

Call Law Enforcement.

Call off Law Enforcement, to let street justice prevail.

Write comments to his blog to express outrage.

Forever withhold any comment to his blog to express my outrage.

Create a 5,000 word Caseypedia article to skewer this specific entry ("World Travel").

Delete all of my past entries on Caseypedia in protest, to keep it from possibly generating interest and furthering his notoriety.

etc. etc.

Casey wins hands down. He is the planet's best troll ehvuh. He has natural gifts that lesser trolls would kill for.

But, Casey, the thing that kept me from doing anything other than posting this was the following: The web never forgets. When you are eventually brought in for your crimes, even if it does not show up in the record or in official evidence, you just went one step too far to ever recover. I will make sure the judge, law-talking-guy™, law enforcement, family, your future potential employers, etc. are never without the information about what you did in the hour where your family, future, and past wrongs all hung in suspension, ready for you to influence them. And what did you do at that moment? More mindless trolling and me me me me thinking, with a big FU to anyone in your way as you barrel through the supermarket with your deathcart full of shoplifted juicing materials.

It's all good™?

Dream on Murse Boi. You are in for a very severe awakening. The fun and games have worn thin. Life is going to intrude into your little lark any day now, and when it does, I [virtually] spit on you.

Nigel, LMP, Duane, Galina, etc all fell under your charm, but then were redeemed. You, however, have just shown you will never be redeemed. Any time in the future that you ever SEEM contrite, I will know it's an act. I will know you are putting us all on yet again, conman. And I will be sure to go pee in whatever bowl of cornflakes sitting in front of you at the time. And I can guarantee you, I am only one among many who have gone to that IRREVOCABLE position.

How's that feel? (I'll bet you would say "IAG." But I'll bet you won't be saying that in six months.)

Anonymous said...

Wow. Casey really doesn't understand that Jon Ronson is taking the piss out of him. For those unfamiliar with British radio: think This American Life with added snark

I haven't had a chance to listen to it yet, but I laughed out loud when I heard that Jon Ronson was doing it.

For those unfamiliar with his work, he built his reputation on securing interviews with notorious eccentrics (or outright lunatics) and getting them to confirm all the public's suspicions about them, ideally out of their own mouths.

Ronson is absolutely the last person you should talk to if you want to come out of it smelling of roses - not least because, as you correctly highlighted, he has a very subtle way of lulling his interviewees into a completely false sense of security while all the time he's building a massive elephant trap directly under their feet.

In fact, because the people he interviews tend to be NPD types, they usually leave the interview blissfully unaware of what complete fools they've made of themselves - and sometimes they don't realize even after it's been broadcast in its final version!

Anonymous said...

Can we get the Ron Jon Rhonston interview converted from Real to MP3, pretty please?

The only people I hate worse than Real Networks are the freakin' PFJ.

Splitters!

Oh, and I just reread my own prior top-of-head rant from a few posts earlier. Damn, pretty good stuff, even if I say so myself, but clearly "Supermarket" probably should have been "Supermarket of life" Oh well. Hard to be perfect when you are pizzed, eh?

he he he

Anonymous said...

>>If I kill him, how much time would I be looking at?

A hooker in Cincinnati cut a john open in the shape of an X. Right in his chest. Pulled out a bunch of shit and left him to die a horrible death. Oddly enough, he did die.

He stiffed her on a $30 half and half.

She got 15 years.

Not a suggestion. Just reporting the news.

Lou Minatti said...

From the latest poast, KC's pretty much admitting that he's on the run. What a weasel.

Anonymous said...

Posterity -

'...full-time W2 job and unfortunately is not able to come on this trip....'

That's the thing about W-2 jobs - there just isn't the chance to simply travel the world, finding sweet deals (and the occasional unappetizing breakfast).

I still wonder why more people trapped in that W-2 world can't sample the freedom you have been enjoying till now.

Maybe the reason will become clearer at some point, but for now, it seems unimaginable.

Anonymous said...

That guy Don Johnston or whoever is a good listen.

casey is so uninteresting.

he needs to commit more crimes and REALLY be on the run. like picture in post office on the run, then lets see him post from other countries!!!!

Anonymous said...

World Tour=Couch surfing wherever I can (trip to Brisbane was undoubtedly to get away from his other hosts he had 'complications' with).

And wasn't the deal for $1,000 in cash on the table weekly?

Run man-child, Run!

Soon your problems will find you Casey Serin. Lawsuit ignore mode is less effective than lender ignore mode.

flailing forward said...

Galina needs to realize that she has the power to end Casey's rambling ways. G, take control of the situation and use that wedding band like it was intended.

Anonymous said...

Listening to the Jon Ronson piece. Makes him sound like a TOOL!

Holy SHIT! This is fucking awesome!

"Casey learned it was a foolproof way to get rich quick, as long as you didn't do anything stupid...like lie on your loan application..."

"So the contractors saw you as you saw the real estate market, we're all gonna make some money here" Casey pauses "Uh yeah..."

"He thought his readers could learn from his mistakes, but it didn't work out that way..."

"you've attracted thousands and thousands of people that just hate you everyday. Why do people hate wheatgrass so much? Does it imply pretentiousness?"

"This wheatgrass shot cost you $37.90 and your beautiful petite wife has to go clean houses to pay for this massive debt.."

"Why did you have to go to Lake Tahoe to think?"

"Was Galina cleaning houses while you were in Tahoe?"

"Did GALINA come with you?"

BWAHAHAHA!

"I do sympathize I really do because it's very very easy to get into the situation that you got yourself into. Well not that easy because it does involve a huge amount of lying, and spending $2 million dollars on houses you've never seen but it's metaphorically very easy to get yourself into the pickle you've gotten yourself into."

"Does it hurt your ego to know you're a huge real estate failure? I bet it would be better to be the world's most loved blogger or most successful real estate investor."

Casey: My goal is to build passive income. It sounds idealistic but it's very possible.

"oh you mean Lazy income"

CLASSIC!

Anonymous said...

Flailing - that shit is out of control.

flailing forward said...

TK-
You've got to love her mom though. Her expression is priceless.

Anonymous said...

"Nut brackets"?!

Anonymous said...

Can someone please explain to me why Casey was so pissed off that his 'secret trip' was exposed, but now is thanking people in his latest post for exposing his trip? Seems a little, how you say, plaaaanned.

Endgame said...

@7:45 pm Anon

I think you have a fine idea if the following assumptions are all true:

1. You have more money then common sense
2. You have more money than empathy
3. You are willing to enable Casey to continue his self-delusion
4. You are willing to enable Casey to continue to destroy his marriage
5. You are willing to enable Casey to continue his non-support of his family
6. You are willing to enable Casey to do what he wants in Tokyo, not what you want him to do

Anonymous said...

As far as I can tell he knew he needed to put a positive spin on it. If he didn't he wouldn't be able to be all upbeat about all the good things that are coming.

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

When did people here know that something wasn't right with him? What clued you in? Any thoughts or comments will be deeply appreciated.
++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
Thank you for your frank question, former supporterz(tm).
I had a friend that was in the mortgage buz in 2005 (we are not friends anymore) who wanted me to buy a home that was more money than I could afford, lie on the docs about my income to get approval and then let the appreciation pay off the difference, while an adjustable
interest only loan kept my payments affordable! I thought she was crazy,

and

I only buy things I can afford, duh.

Are you kidding me with this question? The answer is from the get go we knew there was something wrong. We just did not know if Casey was a naive victem(TM)or a con in training.

We came to the dark side when we found he had lied with intent to defraud and not out of any other motive, well except that he wanted money without earning it.

LossMitPro said...

Anon @ 5:38 AM:
"Seems a little, how you say, plaaaanned.”

NOTHING Casey does is can be truly classified as “plaaannned.” He is the archetypical definition of `flying by the seat of one’s pants.’ He is the prime model for reactive rather than proactive action. Just some of the many reasons why he will never succeed at his goals, NEVER (read it Casey)!

Whatever achievement he is experiencing now by absconding justice through International flight is temporary, very short-term. And, at long last, is not success by any definition.

~Mark

Schnapps said...

Is there an MP3 of the Ronson interview? I despise realplayer.

R-Boy said...

Wow. Ronson is right up there with Declan. Loved his fake sympathy. He's laughing at Casey, just like KoolaSaki.

Can we please get a transcript?

Anonymous said...

Is anyone working on a transcript of the Ronson interview?

Let me know if not, and I'll get to work - I won't be able to start for another few hours, but I should get it up by tonight.

(Unless anyone else is doing it - in which case let me know!)

Anonymous said...

I'm so depressed that there really is no justice. He will never pay for any of it and will go on his merry way through life being supported by enablers. He has no conscience to trouble him.

6502Programmer said...

Anon @ 8:04a

Flying him to a country where the primary language isnt english then leaving him high and dry with no way of escaping..thats different.


I guess we're in luck! I've been in an email exchange with Casey, and he's indicated that he's been in contact with PROFESSOR CHARLES SOLUDO GOVERNOR, CENTRAL BANK OF NIGERIA (CBN) regarding a large cash disbursement that has been authorized through the Diplomatic Courier Service. All he needs to do is get to Nigeria to pick it up.

Anonymous said...

Just listened to Jon Ronson - what a imbecile he made Casey out to look like!!!! Gotta love Casey touting his "stable income" because he added a few more sponsors. His last post was the biggest trollfest in the history of mankind. Had no place to go last week, but is going world traveling as of today.

Galina, for the love of God, please leave this douchebag and find a real man! To hear Casey saying that it depends on the angle that you are looking at, when defending himself not working and you cleaning toilets, is beyond cruel and despicable. I beg of you to take him to court and win possession of his blog - with him out of the country this is your chance!!!! At least get the website frozen (a judge can do that for you!)while you work this mess out. Your crybaby husband is NOT going to send home $1,000 a month - what happened to $1,000 a week????

Don't let him continue taunting you and his family. The humiliation that you guys have endured has to stop!

flailing forward said...

Miguel is the Chuck Norris of transcription. By that, I mean he roundhouse kicks a word processor and a fully transcribed interview comes out.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, 1000 a month is hardly going to cut it when the missus is off fighting to pay the creditors.

I am crossing my fingers that Galina will shut down IAFF.

Anonymous said...

I'm wondering how Marty researched The Lapdance Code. I mean, just being a john hardly qualifies you to write a book on it. Surely he didn't...? Oh GOD no!

My eyes! The goggles do nothing!

That aside, I will make one prediction about a book called the Lapdance Code; it has a happy ending.

FlyingMonkeyWarrior said...

At 7:45 PM, Anonymous from Toyko Japan,
My sentiments exactly. I really enjoy interesting unique people for my own pleasure and objective observation.
As an arm chair anthropologist, I say go for it, but would you get a handle for EN and caseypedia?

Sprezzatura said...

In his mind, it's OK to send $1000 a month not $1000 a week because Galina has a W2 job now and therefore doesn't need the full amount. And anyway, agreements were made to be broken, especially if you're Casey.

My guess: his next move will be someplace with a lower cost of living, like Thailand.

LossMitPro said...

teucer @ 6:05 AM:
"I am crossing my fingers that Galina will shut down IAFF.”

Galina may not shut down IAFF, but she’s not the only player in this game; one of tactics in which Casey has consistently demonstrated total and complete ineptitude. He’s playing in the majors, with little league skills.

~Mark

flailing forward said...

Let's set Casey up with a place to stay in Singapore or somewhere. Then we can also simultaneously set up an appointment with one of those black market organ donation teams. I figure that between all of the proceeds from various organs, his identity, the sale of the website, and what Nigel or Marty will pay for his hair follicles, we could knock out at least 70% of G's total debt.

Anonymous said...

Mark- "He’s playing in the majors, with little league skills." You are such a douche.

Dressage Mom said...

Can Galina divorce the twit if he's not in the US? Or does she have to wait for him to return before breaking the chain? Cause god knows when and if he'll be back.

Anonymous said...

He removed any mention of G and made his post sound less like a baitfest. I hope she saw that he's still trying to use her for traffic. Scumbag.

Anonymous said...

That British guy cut through Casey with the skill of a surgeon.

Would someone please point me to the video of Casey that has been talked about in the last couple of days.

Anonymous said...

http://media.fairfax.com.au/?rid=29103

Be warned you may want to punch your monitor.

LossMitPro said...

Anon @ 6:16 AM:
”You are such a douche.”

Gee thanks, I take that as a compliment. After all isn’t a “douche” used for hygienic purposes, you know, to remove unwanted “issues?” So yeah, thanks, nice of you to notice. ;)

~Mark

Anonymous said...

Why would advertisers want to be associated with a disreputable person... it doesn't make sense to me. Is it any exposure is considered good?

Anonymous said...

Interest to hear Casey laughing as Ronson asks about why he was drinking wheatgrass at $37.90 (including overdraft fees) while his wife was off cleaning houses. Or why she was at home cleaning houses while he went to Tahoe.

Ronson is a sly and clever interviewer. On the face of it very sympathetic, launching Exocet missiles.

"It's very easy to get into the situation that you find yourself in... well, not very easy because it does involve a huge amount of lying and spending $2.2 million on houses you haven't seen, but metaphorically easy..."

Mouse And Pencil said...

Wow, Casey flees...er, goes on a vacation, and Sweet Dealz just fall right into his lap!

I MUST know his SECRET!

*vomit*

Marty, Marty, Marty.

Have fun with your dancing chicken...for now. Yeah, we got him to do anything we wanted, when we dangled cash, too.

Just don't turn that hotplate up too high, your little chicken is fragile...

COME ON people. This was Marty Game Plan 2.0, the new one they're going to try after they got their spot blown up last week. "Magical" Casey, who God put on earth as a wealth magnet, is going to do the slow reveal on HOW YOU TOO can get SWEET PASSIVE INCOME by being a complete jackass in the international media, and abandoning your wife, and dodging your debtors. Yes, you too can BORROW your way to MASSIVE wealth if you BORROW MONEY and DON'T PAY IT BACK!

LOL. C'mon. Casey's latest is a PR puff piece Marty made him write. Why get angry? It's hilarious!

Casey is Marty's bitch right now. Enjoy the show. I think it will be a very short lived show, but entertaining nonetheless.

Meanwhile, I suspect Rob and Duane and Mark are in the briefing room and getting ready for the next sorty...

Anonymous said...

I just got done watching the Aussie video of Casey. He really does not come across well on camera; he makes the hairs on the back of my subconscious stand up.

British humorist Charlie Booker once coined an expression for people like Casey that I think is appropriate (and I don't use it lightly), "shark-eyed cunt."

Anonymous said...

Go Patriots!

Anonymous said...

Ronson is a sly and clever interviewer. On the face of it very sympathetic, launching Exocet missiles.

That's absolutely what he does as a matter of routine.

It's well worth having a look at his website - and perhaps if Casey had done so beforehand, he might have been more careful!

Anonymous said...

Pencil Mouse said:
Casey is Marty's bitch right now. Enjoy the show. I think it will be a very short lived show, but entertaining nonetheless.

Do you really think it's that simple and direct? Looks more like a random clusterfuck to me. Marty and other bottom-feeding would-be exploiters trying to herd the retarded cat that is Casey. No matter how low you go, there's someone lower. Marty, Casey, the rest - it's like watching the last specks of filth circle the drain.

Mouse And Pencil said...

@Pink Anon

I think to the extent that Casey has to shill for that hack of a book, and do Marty's bidding or he gets sued, it's that simple. It's laughable that Casey talks about being 'organic" about what he writes about, when it's all a blatant shill for the upcoming book, in constant spin mode to try and counter what's being revealed here.

Note to Casey: editing your posts to remove mention of your wife is not "organic". Tsk.

Anyway, you want to fuck Casey up? Take away his ad revenue. That's all he has. Even his "book" is part of a typical link spam farming operation, I'm sure Marty doesnt want that particular rock lifted to see whats scurries out.

Anonymous said...

Marty and other bottom-feeding would-be exploiters trying to herd the retarded cat that is Casey.

Most accurate description yet. Retarded cat herding. That's exactly what it was like. I hope you're not implying I was a bottom feeder?

Anonymous said...

British humorist Charlie Booker once coined an expression for people like Casey that I think is appropriate (and I don't use it lightly), "shark-eyed cunt."

It's Charlie Brooker - two 'r's in the surname. Well worth Googling: he writes some of the most viciously funny attack pieces in the British press, and he'd have an absolute field day with Casey if he ever got his hands on him.

Here's a recent column that seemed extremely appropriate - seeing as he's putting the boot into rich people pretending to be homeless and contestants on the British version of The Apprentice...

segfault said...

Whomever was asking... Yes, there are procedures so that Galina can divorce Casey if he remains outside the US. I'm not sure if she will, though.

I'm wondering if "1000 a weak" is going to change their handle to "1000 a moth."

Anonymous said...

@confused:

Why would advertisers want to be associated with a disreputable person... it doesn't make sense to me. Is it any exposure is considered good?


That's why Duhwayne and Losshitpro
attached themselves to Casey. To make money, unlike Nigel Swaaaybe they are relatively fast learners.


Nigel Swaaaaaaybe did not detach his lips from Casey's azz....well never mind.

Nigel is still being very KOI as to his disclosures re Casey, as in "post on that topic coming soon".


Nigel, the man of integrity and the paid press releases passed off as
legitimate news stories.

FU Nigel.

Anonymous said...

Snowtard reminds me of Patrick Swayze in Point Break, running off to Australia.

We just need our own Kee-au-nuuuuuuu to go get him.

Anyone? Beuller?

Anonymous said...

Yes, that's the guy.

I used to enjoy his TVGoHome pages. As soon as I saw Casey staring blankly into the camera without blinking, I suddenly recalled that phrase.

Anonymous said...

Casey isnt going to learn anything until his ad revenue stream is cut off.

If someone has a way to expedite his arrival on the earlier mentioned "blacklist" that would be greate.

Yes his advertisers are either sufficiently greedy or morally bankrupt enough to not care about enabling Casey.

Mouse And Pencil said...

@confused
Why would advertisers want to be associated with a disreputable person... it doesn't make sense to me. Is it any exposure is considered good?"

Pretty much. There's a whole economy out there based on ad clicks and page views - the ultimate in "passive income". Ever get onto one of those porn sites thats so full of links and animations and pop ups and crap that your borwser locks up? (Or end up there on purpose, I know some of you are dirty little so and so's....) It's the same idea, but there's more "value" to the kind of traffic to Casey's site.

It's not going to go away anytime soon, and it's the soft white underbelly of the internet. One of the links dredged up yesterday says it all - The Adsense Code is charging people money to learn how to make money off of links. Then you have people like Marty who are gaming the system, and will continue to until they plug the holes, then Marty and kind find new ones.

And yes, there are people who don't care where their referred traffic comes from. Just check Casey's Sweet Linkz™.

Anonymous said...

$1000 bucks a month, huh?

Live in California on 12thousand a year?

And I scare people...

Mouse And Pencil said...

@Sharky

It could be done - it would'nt be comfortable by any means, but it could be done.

I'm not even gonna go there - Casey posted it, so I assume it's either bullshit, or just part of the story. Casey wants us to go "Aw, he's taking care of his wife", so we forget the truth: he blew out of town on an hour's notice, plans on staying away for MONTHS, and left his wife behind to deal with creditors and bill collectors and working at a job while he's gallavanting around Australia and making an ass out of himself in the international media.

He can blow as much massive focused action out his ass as he wants, but the facts remain, he's a piss-yellow coward and lazy slacker who deserves a pair of Doc Martins permanently lodged in his ass.

Anonymous said...

Toyko Rich Guy can hire DOG the Bounty hunter to make a special appearance in Australia to find
casey. Then on the ride to the jail where DOG lightens up and hopes the captured finally gets help, instead gets totally fed up and beats the crap out of him.

Anonymous said...

597TH?

Anonymous said...

598TH?

Anonymous said...

600th MURST WORST MURSE!!!

Time for a new thread!

Anonymous said...

600 and Murst, worst, murse...I jumped the mursy gun!

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