Loyal Readers

Shock. Awe. I am inundated by the responses. Kudos to all. I can't pick with any one special comment but this one is cute:

Sung to the the tune of "A man down under"

Traveling in a fried-out v-dub
On a sweet deal trail, head full of zombie
I met a strange lady, she made me nervous
She took me in with her fiance and gave me breakfast
And she said,
"Do you come from a land down under?
Where deals glow and casey plunder's?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Buying bread from a man in Brussels
He was six foot four and full of muscles
I said, "Do you speak-a my language?"
He just smiled and gave me a semi-vegemite sandwich
And he said,
"I come from a land down under
Where Jamba Juice does flow and casey plunders
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."
Lying in a den in Bombay
With a slack jaw, and not much to say
I said to the man, "Are you trying to tempt me
Because I come from the land of plenty?"
And he said,
"Oh! Do you come from a land down under? (oh yeah yeah)
Where deals glow and casey's plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."